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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 48m

[at a restaurant] Me: Ah, yes. I’d like some Stilton on oatcake biscuits, with some fig jam on the side, and a nice glass of Port. Them: Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s. Me: Oh, silly me! Yes, go ahead and super size it.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My idea of a three-way is when I have two different Bath&Body Works candles burning at the same time.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Filling up the birdbath with fresh water & waiting, motionless, nearby with a tiny sponge, brush, body wash dispenser, & bird shower cap at the ready

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[opening the sad app to sad with sad people over some sad] wonder why I’m feeling so sad

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve listened to 1989 twice this week. The vault tracks are superior!

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets

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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I waggled my eyebrows at J and she just pointed at this guy right outside the hotel room window.

Man in a parking lot booth with a large sign saying No in & out.

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I enjoy watching hair makeover/transformation reels on Instagram but why are so many stylists styling their clients with long hair (no bangs) with the hair literally falling forward and in the client’s eyes? Seriously, if I had long hair it would make me insane to have my hair in my eyes like that!

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 20/09/2026

wise elder

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone I know in real life, and with whom I’m mutuals on Instagram, posted a video from her feeder cam. It showed a white-breasted nuthatch but she called it a blue jay in the caption, and I didn’t correct her. I just continued to scroll. I was like, look at me being so nonchalant.

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

tf you mean I’m “rigid”??? just earlier today I let someone call a tortoise a turtle and let them go on with their story without a word. fuck

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I love that show so much. Truly horrific but it is also poignant and thought provoking.

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I tell all of my secrets to the trees.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m almost done listening to the sixth book in the series! They are so much fun!

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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The fearless thief….

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Telling the hummingbirds about my day.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 18/09/2026

There should be a German word for when you see a picture of pancakes and your brain erases everything inside of you but "want to get pancakes?"

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sometimes circumstance delivers us a feel-good story.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/09/2026

Called it. The father was charged with punching the child while the mother did witness intimidation to cover it up. www.wbur.org/news/2026/09...

The case was reported to the state in early 2025. Both parents were charged in connection with an incident at the family’s Southborough home in late January of that year, according to court documents. WBUR is not identifying the teenager, who is a minor.

Joseph Kutzko was accused of punching and threatening his then-15-year-old child at the family home on Jan. 28, 2025, records from Westborough District Court show. A Southborough police detective wrote that Kutzko punched the victim in the shoulder and pulled them by their hair. Kutzko later allegedly threatened to kill the victim “for not singing in tune during a birthday celebration,” according to court records.

Kutzko was arrested the next day and pleaded not guilty. In setting bail, the judge referred to three prior restraining orders against Kutzko, one of which is permanent. She did not say whether any are tied to this case.

The child’s mother, Arlene Kutzko, was charged with witness intimidation after allegedly pressuring the child to “tell the school that she was exaggerating and being stupid.”

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

practically imperfect in every way

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Smoke & Mirrors @gonzoabsurdist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I've been shadow banned because I smoke too real I spit esoteric truths I wipe my ass with all flags I've dethroned the gods and birthed a new infernal plane

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think he’s expecting a little bowl of peanuts and a pint of beer on his table.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You’ve been here for her journey!

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

thinking of changing up my look may start walking around while carrying a falcon

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I may not be the brightest bulb in the shed but I am the sharpest hoe.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here is a nice mushroom

A large and beautiful bear’s head tooth mushroom grows from the flaky bark of a dying maple tree in a sultry summer swamp. All photos by me

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[double date] Other couple: How did you two meet? Me: Well, I saw Brenda’s tits online and slid right into her DMs. The rest is history.

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Craig @thevoiceoftreason.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In these dark days I feel that I ought to share a special photo of my very special rescue dog, Sasha. She didn't have a great life until I found her 7 years ago, but is about to turn 11, and gets more beautiful by the day. Fills my heart with joy to see her this way, and particularly when she runs.