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Adam Fraiwald

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Better a seated piss than a standing shit

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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Hulk Hogan 5 minutes into hell:
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Adam Fraiwald @adamfraiwald.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I may have spent the best part of a grand in our nations capital but fuck yeah
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 18/08/2026
this is exactly how I work from home
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 16/08/2026
The reason I've gone more left in recent years is that I previously accepted that we simply couldn't afford decent cheap housing, heavily subsidised transport, a universal basic income, etc. Then in 20 years in politics I saw what we actually could afford. And it's a lot. It's just never for you.
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A frozen body found by a lake. A murderer resurfacing after 20 years of silence. A detective who will stop at nothing for the family who placed their trust in him. DCI Shearer - 9pm Sunday on ITV1 or stream the full series right now on ITVX
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Adam Fraiwald @adamfraiwald.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Now I’m not saying France aren’t trying, but Kylian Mbappe is running around sucking on a Gitane
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Emu night (1/2)
Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”
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Adam Fraiwald @adamfraiwald.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Stanislav Naan Breads
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The sound effects of Viz character Johnny Fartpants, ranked: 1) QUAKE 2) RUMBLE 3) QUACK 4) HONK 5) PARP 6) FSSSSSP 7) QWOFF 8) PHRAAAP 9) BRAPP 10) QUONK
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George Caulkin @georgecaulkin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Dan Burn interview: I rang mam and said ‘I don’t want to feel like this any more. When does it stop?’ The #NUFC & England defender talks mental health, speaking up, navigating a tough season, Eddie Howe, the World Cup and much more. This is FREE to read. www.nytimes.com/athletic/727...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nigel Farage returning to one of his five homes after a long hard day being a man of the people.
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Scrooge Mcduck
Alt: Scrooge Mcduck
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Please stop releasing turtles into the contaminated sewers beneath the casino. Our budget is being stretched by their endless demands for pizza and karate lessons.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In America if you touch the president's special slime pool they send you to prison
Yeonmi Park on Joe Rogan meme.
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Adam Fraiwald @adamfraiwald.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
File photo from when Homer Simpson is appointed Springfields monorail driver. His mouth is full of ciggarettes
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Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Come on, Gland.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The resemblance is simply uncanny
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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
not ready to make a firm statement on who stole the yoghurt yet, but there are clues.
black kitty with yoghurt on his head
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Richard D. Morey @richarddmorey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
this flight safety card is all of us
image from a SAS A320 flight safety card showing a figure holding up a module phone that is on fire. The figure is saying “help”
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"Springfield has found its monorail conductor... Homer Simpson."
Season 4 / Episode 12
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Adam Fraiwald @adamfraiwald.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Blink 183
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/07/2024
good news, everyone
BBC News screenshot:

Can I vote if I've been drinking?

People who have been drinking or are drunk can vote, unless they are disruptive.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 05/05/2026
Every single time
Daily mail article with headline:

Wealthy restaurateur, 52, kills his PREGNANT wife, their two young children and himself in horrific murder-suicide at $1.2m home in Houston's smartest suburb

Below, photo of a man smiling with his kids and wifeTweet from Zack Fox which says 

this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family

Followed by a photo of a man with his wife and child on a jet ski
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Important. Sound on.
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Adam Fraiwald @adamfraiwald.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
How’s everyone’s morning going? I’m currently on a train halfway to work for a day of meetings wearing my prescription sunglasses because I forgot to change back to my normal glasses in the car 😎
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
my neck, my back, they hurt and I want a snack
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
VIOLENCE is never the
answer,
my granddad used to
say. As such, when I appeared on The
Weakest Link a few years back, and
Anne Robinson asked "What
"V' is a
noun meaning 'physical force intend.
ed to hurt, damage or kill?'," I said
I didn't know, and subsequently got
voted off without winning a penny.
Thanks a fucking bunch, granddad.
T Ellen, London
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“Woman yelling at a cat” is an Internet meme. It juxtaposes two images: on the left, a screen capture of "Malibu Beach Party from Hell", an episode from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, depicting cast member Taylor Armstrong crying and pointing (held back by Kyle Richards); and on the right, a picture uploaded to Tumblr in June 2018, depicting a white cat from Ottawa, Ontario, Smudge, sitting at a dinner table behind a salad with a seemingly bemused expression. This version has been edited to superimpose trumps angry screaming face over Taylor’s and the cat has been given a white pope mitre with a gold cross design.
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Glad to be back? UP NEXT:
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 04/04/2026
Happy Saturday, heretics
Jesus is dead til tomorrow
so let's do some crimes
[Picture of.a hand holding a rosary
And a black cat yelling
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"The town of Springfield has been classified NWB or "Nuclear Whipping Boy." In the first moments of a nuclear war Springfield will be bombed at will by all friendly nations to calibrate their missiles."
Season 12 / Episode 11
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have no interest in this man’s problems
Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Remembering the ancient ways
Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads:

"10. How to be polite and show respect

In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout

You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."
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Daniel S. Goldberg @profgoldberg.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Lol that's fucking Edge.
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Gerwyn @gerwyn.uk · 28/02/2026
Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.
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Adam Fraiwald @adamfraiwald.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Good morning. Greens win, and I don’t have blood in my shit 👍🎉
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century
a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I'll never be as popular as taxi drivers.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not…
Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Goldfinger is on. This guy, Richard Vernon, is 39 YEARS OLD HERE. 39! HE'S THIRTY NINE.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Adam Fraiwald @adamfraiwald.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Keith Andrews
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home! You're off the team! For good!"
Season 3 / Episode 17
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