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Seedy E

@seedye.bsky.social
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No dreams, sad memes, but that's okay.

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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Refer to every business as a "bodega." Gun store? Gun bodega. Four Seasons Total Landscaping? Garden bodega. Ray-ban store selling Meta glasses? Pervert bodega. Trump merchandise store? Klan bodega.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still relevant
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fourteen years since the greatest tweet of all time.
Danny Dyer @ MrDDyer
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Can't believe it's been nearly 11 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day 9/11 ch 4 10
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Evergreen Onion article remains evergreen. #VirginiaStateUniversity #VSU #MassShooting #GunControl #NRA
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
ISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens ...
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OH NO I tried to find a GIF of the Monty Python And The Holy Grail scene, where King Arthur goes "Old woman!" at the peasant man. I searched for "Monty Python old woman" POOR CAROL CLEVELAND SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS
Info box from the top of a search results page:

Carol Cleveland / Age
84 years
January 13, 1942
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I wish people focussed on *what people are not allowed to do in bathrooms*, not who's in there. You're ALREADY not allowed to assault people, or be a voyeur, or kidnap children, etc. Laws already exist, to protect everyone from everyone. Assuming trans people are an automatic threat is pathetic.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Remembering the ancient ways
Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads:

"10. How to be polite and show respect

In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout

You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
In the future, people will ask why Americans weren't shooting ICE agents, but we can't ask the same question today. Because TALKING ABOUT proportionate community-level self-defense is mischaracterized as endorsing violence, whilst people are DOING real violence offline, where mods fear to tread.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social I've been catching up on the earliest Button Boyses... About 007: First Light, I can't see a shred of Cruise in that face. When the face reveal happened, all I thought was "that's what Bear Grylls thinks he looks like."
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
To anyone celebrating the erosion of trans rights: How many trans women & men have you met? Walked by in a bathroom? Shared a changing space with? The only honest answer is YOU DON'T KNOW, which kind of undermines your whole crusade, don't you think? Go fuck yourselves. Thanks.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
90s: spellcheck can help, but check it didn't mess up a word 2000s: predictive text can help, but check it didn't mess up a sentence 2010s: voice to text can help, but check it didn't mess up a message 2020s: AI can help...
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
No usually one for the pop culture discussions, but... Aunt Sissy IS Harmony's mother. Bet you a Mars Bar. A #Severance thread. - If your bio mother had a severed version, you might call them "aunt" - Harmony was sure reintegration was impossible. She tried it, & failed to get her mother back 1/
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I watched Civil War. Subtitles MUST be AI-generated, causing lost specificity ("soft lawn" = South Lawn; "two support men" = two [Chevy] Suburbans), lost intent ("slow down" = smoke out; "stay over there" = stay with me), & UTTER NONSENSE ("kill on the forehead" = get on the floor) #AiSlop #AI 1/3
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I've been enjoying Severance, & there's something I hope I'm wrong about. I started wondering if the name "Reghabi" was chosen because it sounds like ruh guh bee, or R G B (red green blue), the primary colours of light (lumon). That might be a bit much. Fingers crossed it's just a name.
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Pablo 🎧 @pabloista.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Waiting years for an NHS autism assessment.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 07/02/2025
You can’t expect people to do anything practical in response to Trump/Musk when they don’t even have the integrity to close their Twitter accounts.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 03/02/2025
The entire archive of all CDC datasets uploaded before January 28th, 2025 has been backed up on Internet Archive. Incredible work everyone. Science will never be silenced!
CDC datasets uploaded before January 28th, 2025
by Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Topics cdc, government, united states, dataset, archive
Language English
Item Size 98.5G
An archive of all CDC datasets uploaded to https://data.cdc.gov/browse before January 28th, 2025. Excludes corrupt datasets and data not publicly accessible.
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It's fucking wild to me that the UK government pays over £20 BILLION in housing benefit annually, to help people pay rent. Don't worry, I'm not saying that low-income and unemployed/disabled people shouldn't be helped. I'm saying that's a lot of money to put directly in the pockets of landlords!
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
🎵 Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then appalling fart 🎵
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James Kochalka Superstar @kochalka.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Gentle Observation 74 - Being an asshole means never having to say you're sorry.
watercolor and india ink, happy little cartoon guy, text says "Being an asshole means never having to say you're sorry"
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This will never not be hilarious. @zafarcakes.bsky.social & @5teviem.bsky.social & Bilal's dad. And the credits say @herring1967.bsky.social but I don't think he could make it on the day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVmc...
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MEETING DAD
YouTube video by Bilal Zafar
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
For discussions about alt text on media, I saw this simple guide doing the rounds. I like to call it the caption-ybara, but I don't think that name is going to catch on. #AltText #accessibility #disability #VisualImpairment #VisuallyImpaired #ScreenReader
An infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, colour, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Please don't use "fancy" or non-standard text in your posts (characters that look like letters, but weren't typed directly into the app or website). This is how hard you're making it for some users, regardless of whether or not you think it looks hard to read. #accessibility youtu.be/XqY_yWwOuVY
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Font Reader
YouTube video by Sur Govindarajan
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Looking down on a city street with multiple pedestrian crossing zones, hundreds of anonymous people are purposefully navigating the crowd. Subtitles from a voiceover, robbed of any context, read "I don't seem to be able to have dreams, plans."
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Screenshot of a man pushing a shopping cart, with subtitle text that reads "life is the worst."
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Don't worry, I'm from the internet.
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