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Wardy™

@tdward.bsky.social
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 1h
Schwarzenegger playing Santa in a new Christmas movie? I am all in.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 1h
Definitely been told he's too old and now he's flouncing off.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 1h
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Joey Tribbiani: Could I BE Wearing Any More Clothes?
ALT: Joey Tribbiani: Could I BE Wearing Any More Clothes?
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 1h
Location x 3. "We want somewhere within 45 minutes of Liverpool, give or take ten minutes" That'll be within 55 minutes then, as less is within 45 minutes anyway, and if you're giving another ten happily, that's 55 minutes. You tit.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 1h
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Star Trek: What the Hell Does That Mean?
ALT: Star Trek: What the Hell Does That Mean?
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 1h
Shame that gifglobe, like Frinkiac, have 'updated' their websites and also made it completely fucking useless.
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Ivan @hellothisisivan.bsky.social · 4h
I think it’s great they make traffic cones just for goth students to steal
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 8h
Bring back fishtanks on Chinese takeaway counters
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 11h
Most TV is just this now.
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Eternal Dannation @eternaldannation.bsky.social · 10h
It's objectively funny that City are now trying to convince people that over the course of a 3 year investigation, they and their crack team of lawyers never once thought to hand over evidence that would've cleared them of any wrongdoing
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 10h
Imagine being this disconnected from humanity and the collective human experience. Imagine thinking that art is only about your subjective consumption and not the connection with another soul, experience, time, or place. Imagine speaking and only hearing your own echo. Imagine being this cunt.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 12h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 12h
www.maptap.gg September 30 97🔥 100🎯 100🎯 87🎓 80✨ Final score: 898
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 21h
I’m watching The Day Today on DVD. I’m so in love with the attention to detail. Not a single word has gone unnoticed. “Spotted by a woman walking her brother on Wimbledon common”
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pharaoh Khufu explaining where they should start building:
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Jon Dunn @jondunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would argue not doing at least one of these looks even worse for the league. The idea you could behave like this and then get away with it would be… catastophic.
Dumb fuck reporter says stupid thing
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Against League 3 @againstleague3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't worry, it's not as if we've allowed City Group to own (or operate) 9 other football clubs worldwide. I'm sure they only cheated at City and all of those other 9 clubs are absolutely untainted and operated totally fairly.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£900m?! Yikes.
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Cheekysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A gif search for the term laughing, which features 12 different results of various characters laughing, from Mike Tyson to Snoopy
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Hourly Peep Show @hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
I have spoken with the Citizens Advice Bureau.
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S01E05 Dream Job 17 October 2003
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/tdwa...
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday scenes of urban utopia.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Christmas movie channel is back
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 26 100🎯 93🏆 99🎯 83🌟 89🎉 Final score: 907 Did you know if you zoom out as far as possible you can see the moon?
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Lisa T @lisatans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Party in Hanley, I’m calling it!!
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Pottermus the Hippo Mascot at Stoke City Match
ALT: Pottermus the Hippo Mascot at Stoke City Match
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good news about Stoke City now being the 2011 FA Cup Winners
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ronaldo STILL getting picked for Portugal?! And would you look at those player ratings. lol.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift releases more albums than Boots photo printers. Or something.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 25 100🎯 100🎯 74😂 90👑 84😁 Final score: 870 A good start, let down.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Set up a WhatsApp group to see if people want to club together for a present and I've made myself laugh like a dick
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They really are a bunch of idiots. Always coming up with cruel unworkable ideas that would cost more to run than it would save. Also why stop people from using things that yield a high return in tax?
bbc.co.uk
Tories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettes
The proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 24 92🏆 88🎉 99🎯 88🎉 87🎓 Final score: 903 My take from this is the 'Buenos Aires province' is too fucking big.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This couple of Grand Designs are almost *too* Grand Designs. Like, I feel like they've been created as fan-fic, but it's just slightly too much. What do you mean they're in matching berets and boilersuits?
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Petition for the national anthem to be changed to a swanee whistle and Sid James laugh.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When we talk about British Culture we are *specifically* talking about the bit in Carry on Camping when Barbara Windsor's bra popped off 🇬🇧
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pulled a muscle between my shoulder blades yesterday. You want to know how? What athletic or physically demanding activity I was doing? I was in the shower and attempted to wash my face. Still aches today
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 22/09/2026
This site is populated by people who agree on 97% of issues fighting each other to the death while occasionally taking a break to simultaneously do the cartoon wolf with his eyes bulging out of his skull schtick for baddies
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goals Well, ok, in this game you have to make a Premier League XI and have their total PL goals add up to 442. So that's the international break sorted.
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442GOALS
Play the viral 442GOALS game and build an XI of Premier League legends!
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok I'll ask; who ordered summer on the first day of autumn?
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 22 100🎯 100🎯 92🏆 98🎯 88🎉 Final score: 942
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Even Wordle has caught Sam Gallagher fever
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 21 99🎯 96🔥 89🎉 100🎯 84😁 Final score: 925
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Barely had the app open for 30 seconds and there's someone I thought better of sharing AI bullshit.
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Signs with horrifying back stories
A hand dryer above a metal shelf. There's a hand written note on the dryer that says "This is NOT a urinal. C'mon how many urinals have you seen with no drain and a hand dryer?"
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Steve Morrison @chopper32.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the Acme™ of sports injuries
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