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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 29/09/2026

If the current "Rejoin" narrative is "so we can control immigration better" then the UK can fuck off tbh.

Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 29/09/2026

After weeks of symptoms, blood tests, urine tests and an ultrasound that explained absolutely nothing about certain symptoms except to dwindle it down to treatable condition vs cancer, I am rather relieved a CT scan today showed it to be the first one. Never turn 40 kids. Not worth it.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 27/09/2026

I only sign into Facebook to stay in touch with friends and family and every time I do my feed is filled with far-right bile. Previously you'd have stuff catered to your own tastes. Now they throw stuff at you to get you riled and mad because that's where the 💵 is. And it is profoundly dangerous.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 26/09/2026

Five years ago the AfD put up an election poster underneath *this* migrant. 😅💪

Me pointing at my election poster above the AfD's poster.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 26/09/2026

If my insta FYP is accurate then that reality TV star's jury have been listening to his AI generated songs for at least 26 hours now.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 25/09/2026

It will never cease to amaze me - the quantity and strength of opinions on what should happen in Berlin from those who don't live here.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 23/09/2026

Where's the SEEDED graphic Mamdani? Wasted opportunity...

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 22/09/2026

Tag yoself I'm the junge woke Frau.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 22/09/2026

Like, literally all three of them.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 22/09/2026

I found out where the FDP voters went. They all merged into this one British dude.

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Daniel Mullis @daenumullis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Der Ton ist gesetzt. Eine Koalition unter Führung der Linken müsste sich darauf einstellen, dass das die ganze Zeit so weitergeht. Ampelbashing lässt grüßen nur in gesteigert. Dabei geht es aber gar nicht per se um Die Linke, sondern eher darum Konservative für Bündnis mit AfD zu gewinnen.

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Emma @emha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Moin 💚☕️ 3x Tankrabatt wurde schon mit 7,25 Mrd. € vergesellschaftet oder zur Erinnerung sämtliche Kosten für Extremwetterereignisse (nur 1 Bsp: Ahrtalflut ~30 Mrd. €), aber bei den Kosten für die Vergesellschaftung für bezahlbaren Wohnraum ticken sämtliche Leute aus. www.zeit.de/wirtschaft/2...

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Wohnungsmarkt: Banken warnen vor Enteignung von Wohnungskonzernen in Berlin

Der Bankenverband warnt vor einer Vergesellschaftung von Immobilien in Berlin. Dies schrecke Investoren ab und beschädige den Standort Deutschland.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 21/09/2026

Today on "the right can't meme"...

Post der jungen liberale Berlin:
"Berlin hat die Entscheidung gefällt, extreme Ränder sind am stärksten...

Demokratie hat gesiegt, der Menschenverstand ist allerdings gescheitert.

Wir geben nicht auf, danke für alle, die vernünftig gewählt haben! #julis #fdp #berlin #freiheit #wahl"

Darunter steht eine Video mit zwei Frauen, die Wein trinken under dem Spruch: "The baddest b*** voted against AfD & Linke"

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 21/09/2026

Omg wer erinnert sich noch an Wolfgang Kubicki?

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 21/09/2026

If ordinary Germans were as upset at the AfD wins as they seem to be at the Linke win, the country would finally be denazified for the first time ever.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 21/09/2026

Hi everybody. Have a newly unearthed pic of Twink-Me.

A 20 year old me sat with my back to the student newspaper desks.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 21/09/2026

Can't believe it's been a whole 11 years since Piggate. Or as I like to call it, the Prosciutto Affair.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026

If Friedrich Merz's boss was Friedrich Merz, Friedrich Merz would have been fired a long time ago.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026

The FDP to voters tonight:

Picture of a cat with sunglasses and a gold chain around its neck and the caption "That wasn't very cash money of you."

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026

Die Grünen should note that this is what happens when you offer people hope, not excuses.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026

For all non German speakers who watched this but couldn't understand what he was saying, it was a man telling everybody he was taking responsibility but without accepting any consequences for that.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026

Here's that exit poll with extra cat.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026

This is monstrous, and absolutely not the Ed Davey I knew when I was in the party.

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100% Tempelhofer Feld e.V. #thfbleibt #noafd @thf100.de · 20/09/2026

Hier noch einmal eine schnelle Zusammenfassung: Wie stehen die demokratischen Parteien zum Tempelhofer Feld? Geht wählen! #spd #cdu #grüne #linke #berlin

youtube.com

Basecamp 2026 - Bebauung des Tempelhofer Feldes?

YouTube video by Tempelhofer Feld

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 20/09/2026

🗳️ Just voted in our first ever election as Germans 🇩🇪 If you can vote, please go and do it. If you aren't German but have an EU passport you can vote in the district council elections. Every vote against the AfD matters. You have till 6pm!

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 19/09/2026

Ed Davey going to do a stunt hilariously falling off a dinghy in the channel next?

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 19/09/2026

I do realise I've gone a bit more left in recent years, but goodness me what's happening to the Lib Dems makes me truly sad. www.bbc.com/news/article...

bbc.com

Lib Dem leader Sir Ed Davey calls for 'major deterrent' for small boats

The Lib Dem leader tells BBC South East the current situation is "not good for the country".

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 18/09/2026

Never ever let politicians tell you that there are more important things to be discussing than the thing that matters to you, especially when they waste time on utter nonsense like this. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

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UK to answer for its ‘dismal record’ in Eurovision before committee of MPs

Digital, culture, media and sport committee expected to hear evidence from BBC bosses and music industry experts

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 14/09/2026

Yes I know it's shit but it's hard filming a vid doing spontan German whilst feeding the crow on your head. 🐦‍⬛ Anyway, download Friends Against Fascists and get five friends out to vote for democratic parties next Sunday. 😊 🍏 apps.apple.com/us/app/frien... 🤖 play.google.com/store/apps/d...

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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 13/09/2026

Steffen Krach's (SPD) entire disingenuous campaign has basically been to pretend that his party hasn't been in power for the last forever and that they're somehow the change option.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 13/09/2026

Please take any warnings of humanity's demise *that come from AI companies* with a large pinch of salt. One of the main tactics so far has been to scare you that this tech is dangerous, and that's why this good American company should be ahead of the game on it before anyone else.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 11/09/2026

Burnham wasn't in favour of this bill for the same reason he wasn't in favour of IVF treatment for lesbian couples: he answers to a higher power than the people of the UK. (BBC excerpt...)

Excerpt from the BBC: For others, the influence of Andy Burnham may have been a factor. Last time MPs voted on this issue, Keir Starmer was prime minister and in favour of this change.

Burnham is not in favour of this bill. And that change might have swayed some MPs who supported the bill last time to stay away.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 11/09/2026

Bring me the day when solemn written words are enough for a tribute instead of these tasteless narcissistic monologue videos designed to focus on the creator and not the tragedy nor its victims.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 09/09/2026

This is sorta funny given the latest news.

Poster of Steffan Krach, SPD Berlin Spitzenkandidat saying "ich schwöre, mein Amt gerecht und unparteiisch, getreu der Verfassung und den Gesetzen zu führen und meine ganze Kraft dem Wohle des Volkes zu s zu widmen."

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 08/09/2026

Friends Against Fascists is now available on iOS. Helping you get five friends out to vote for democratic parties. Berlin elections are in 12 days, so get to it. :) apps.apple.com/us/app/frien...

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Friends Against Fascists App - App Store

Download Friends Against Fascists by Christopher Ward on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Friends Against…

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 08/09/2026

This is apparently my brand now and I'm fine with that.

techlead summit promo graphic containing a photo of me with a crow on my head along with many more-professional looking tech leader types.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 08/09/2026

I know it's Merz and I know I shouldn't be surprised, but his solution that he just needs to communicate his strategy to the people better (and the implication that the unwashed masses simply can't comprehend how much he's trying to help them) really does underline his contempt for ordinary people.

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J @puffinpurple.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Been going with Chris more often recently (the photo of him with the crow didn't take itself) and, on the odd occasion, they have also decided I'm also worthy of landing on too

A crow mid-flight about to land on the back of my head as I walk

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 06/09/2026

I just know a bunch of German Vereine will think the answer is to have a few demos this month and then do fuck-all else of any substance and I am so sick of it.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 06/09/2026

I don't think I ever recall another time where I planned to vote for a party, yet their subsequent election campaign repulsed me to the extent I'm not sure I ever could vote for them again, never mind just in this election. Die Grünen truly have a remarkable talent.

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