Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialDr Lisa 🇰🇳🇨🇦🏳️🌈❤️🧘🏽♀️🎸🏝💃🏽🛸🐸✊🏽🕉☯️⚧️☮️ @xitter-refugee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 042
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Airing propaganda illegally paid for by our tax dollars is an excellent way to lose credibility @nbcnews.com 🖕 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I accidentally sat on a wet lawn chair & it felt disgusting. No wonder Trump is so grumpy all the time 313215
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think this is funnier than Bluesky does, which is shaping up to be the story of my life 3251
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Carli Lloyd’s voice is like Tina Fey doing her Sarah Palin impression. Which makes her even more awesome. 000
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Vance went even further later on Thursday during a press conference at the White House, reminding Israel’s leaders that they’ve made their country an international pariah.”static.klipy.comNicholas Cage: You Don't Say?ALT: Nicholas Cage: You Don't Say? 000
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 20/06/2026What do goats call the best ever? 000
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Credit where credit is due, Greenwater Services is a spot-on name. 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 28/03/2026 18987203
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026 3591712222
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?" 468320836924
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 19/06/2026which intrepid reporter will bring a piece of the reflecting pool epoxy to the next white house briefing “sir i think you dropped this” 522076242
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I wonder how much this latest name change is going to cost American taxpayers. 🤷♂️ 842590717
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/06/2026I’m so immature but this is immaculate. 30483271476
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 19/06/2026His superpower is making everything he touches worse. The Enshitifier™️ 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialandy™ @andylevy.net · 18/06/2026please do not publish advance details from the haberman/swan book they didn’t sit on all of these stories to not make money 415612
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/06/2026just read the text of the deal and we’re switching to sharia law? 2637135
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialandy™ @andylevy.net · 16/06/2026there’s a dang octopus in r'lyeh 3636
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026interesting, so you’re saying you don’t think bart simpson’s chubbiness is an important aspect of his characterization? that being husky might have a meaningful effect on a young boy’s temperament? you don't believe they drew him with a little lord's paunch deliberately? an echo of his enemy father? 636730
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialJerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 16/06/2026No cocktail onions??? Your funeral sucks! 094
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I look at a picture of all those galaxies and the inconceivable vastness of the universe and all I can see is me dropping that pivotal 4th & goal pass at the end of the JV Thanksgiving Day football game in nineteen-diggity-doo 67621
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialMark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment 170165163832
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026well god, if you do exist, a single well-placed lightning bolt tonight would go a long way toward converting a few of us heathens... 515935
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026A very happy 80th & final birthday to our great President! 813636323
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Based on the three times I’ve had sex, I think farts are just part of it. 37737
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026gen x be like: they'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time 24918
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 11/06/2026No one can make you feel inferior without your consent you dimwitted oleaginous felch weasel. 25319
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller 153735367
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026ken burns: 015412
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes 2681481243
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Why have all of you let me go around this long thinking the first K in “Knicks” wasn’t silent? 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m just afraid that now I won’t get to hear what religion everyone’s mayor and bagels are anymore. 735479370
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/06/2026She's more disappointed than the Spurs fans lol 13098
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My wife just woke up and heard the cheering and said "Did Trump die?" 404215571
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Does anyone else think it’s weird Christopher Nolan decided to remake ‘O Brother, Where Art Thou’? 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 19/04/2025they should have lemon laws but for presidents 531440222
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026At the end of the 1st, the Knicks are only down ten? Might as well roll out the trophy now. 173006
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/08/2023just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias 233652786
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/05/2024boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint 61913274
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialMeagan @sfgiantsmeag.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Now they all know how children at school feel. 22962203
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House” 424171659
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 26/04/2026glad the press corps isn't alive to see this 412543406
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.social🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire 2750991097
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialTom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026It’s totally OK not to speculate on anything right now. 125110371
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The irony of this is you can’t believe the reporting of anyone who was at the WHite House Correspondents Dinner. 020
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I would, but giving myself a transorbital lobotomy with a rusty icepick and ball peen hammer would have the same effect and be much less painful. 000
