Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialDr Lisa 🇰🇳🇨🇦🏳️🌈❤️🧘🏽♀️🎸🏝💃🏽🛸🐸✊🏽🕉☯️⚧️☮️ @xitter-refugee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 042
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Airing propaganda illegally paid for by our tax dollars is an excellent way to lose credibility @nbcnews.com 🖕 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I accidentally sat on a wet lawn chair & it felt disgusting. No wonder Trump is so grumpy all the time 313215
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think this is funnier than Bluesky does, which is shaping up to be the story of my life 3251
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Carli Lloyd’s voice is like Tina Fey doing her Sarah Palin impression. Which makes her even more awesome. 000
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Vance went even further later on Thursday during a press conference at the White House, reminding Israel’s leaders that they’ve made their country an international pariah.”static.klipy.comNicholas Cage: You Don't Say?ALT: Nicholas Cage: You Don't Say? 000
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 20/06/2026What do goats call the best ever? 000
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Credit where credit is due, Greenwater Services is a spot-on name. 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialJohn Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 28/03/2026 18987203
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026 3591692222
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?" 468320826924
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 19/06/2026which intrepid reporter will bring a piece of the reflecting pool epoxy to the next white house briefing “sir i think you dropped this” 522076242
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Oh, look who has a fucking voice of dissent now that he’s out of a job. Cassidy helped enable all this shit along with all the other spineless cowards in Congress. Never let him forget it. 000
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Legitimately looks like he doesn’t know what’s going on. 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I wonder how much this latest name change is going to cost American taxpayers. 🤷♂️ 842590717
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/06/2026I’m so immature but this is immaculate. 30483271476
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 19/06/2026His superpower is making everything he touches worse. The Enshitifier™️ 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialandy™ @andylevy.net · 18/06/2026please do not publish advance details from the haberman/swan book they didn’t sit on all of these stories to not make money 415612
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The Detroit riots of 1967 and the L.A. riots of 1992 are both relatively recent examples of the military being mobilized against citizens to quell protests against police brutality. 020
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/06/2026just read the text of the deal and we’re switching to sharia law? 2637135
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 16/06/2026So, no laws broken. Thanks for clarifying. 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialandy™ @andylevy.net · 16/06/2026there’s a dang octopus in r'lyeh 3636
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026interesting, so you’re saying you don’t think bart simpson’s chubbiness is an important aspect of his characterization? that being husky might have a meaningful effect on a young boy’s temperament? you don't believe they drew him with a little lord's paunch deliberately? an echo of his enemy father? 636730
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialJerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 16/06/2026No cocktail onions??? Your funeral sucks! 094
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Once again we find out science doesn’t care if you believe in it. It’s gonna continue doing science things. 030
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Has this administration spent money on anything beneficial to the country? 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I look at a picture of all those galaxies and the inconceivable vastness of the universe and all I can see is me dropping that pivotal 4th & goal pass at the end of the JV Thanksgiving Day football game in nineteen-diggity-doo 67621
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialMark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment 170165153832
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026well god, if you do exist, a single well-placed lightning bolt tonight would go a long way toward converting a few of us heathens... 515935
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026A very happy 80th & final birthday to our great President! 813636323
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Based on the three times I’ve had sex, I think farts are just part of it. 37737
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026gen x be like: they'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time 24918
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 11/06/2026No one can make you feel inferior without your consent you dimwitted oleaginous felch weasel. 25319
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller 153735367
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026ken burns: 015412
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes 2681471243
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Why have all of you let me go around this long thinking the first K in “Knicks” wasn’t silent? 000
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m just afraid that now I won’t get to hear what religion everyone’s mayor and bagels are anymore. 735479370
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/06/2026She's more disappointed than the Spurs fans lol 13098
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My wife just woke up and heard the cheering and said "Did Trump die?" 404215571
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Does anyone else think it’s weird Christopher Nolan decided to remake ‘O Brother, Where Art Thou’? 000
8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If we’re tossing stuff into woodchippers, I have a couple of suggestions. 030
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 19/04/2025they should have lemon laws but for presidents 531440222
Reposted by @8rustystaples.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026At the end of the 1st, the Knicks are only down ten? Might as well roll out the trophy now. 173006
