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@8rustystaples.bsky.social
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
His superpower is making everything he touches worse. The Enshitifier™️
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Yeah, calling bullshit on this claim, Science.
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The real tragedy of Charlie Kirk being killed is people are completely unaware that Flo from “Alice” has passed away. #RIP #kissmygrits
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Buyer’s Remorse
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Something something castle doctrine…
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Tell me you don’t have a plan without saying you don’t have a plan.
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Dammit.
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
And starring Willem Dafoe as Melania Trump
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Why would anyone want to know what Brett Favre thinks about terrorism? I don’t even want to hear his thoughts on the two subjects he’s an expert on: football and defrauding welfare.
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Encapsulating 2025 be like
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The irony of this subreddit’s name is just perfect.
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
You should check out what they’re saying about you over here.
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Lee Harvey Oswald would like to speak to the manager.
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
And “entrepreneur” is really a propaganda word for “trust fund baby with a micropenis and daddy issues.” What’s your point, butt-smudge?
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’m honored.
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Kinda feel like this would be Frito’s drink of choice in “Idiocracy.”
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8rustystaples.bsky.social @8rustystaples.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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