iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When 2 ppl from twitter have a baby a new anti christ is born

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This kid zoning out while I talk gets it.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cats are looking at me with little sneers like, "Your algebra can't help you now."

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The last time I said "I'm fine" and truly meant it, Pluto was still a planet.

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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

bro can you pass me a hug

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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m having my bones removed

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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

revurberating

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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m so tired of being a person

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

following my dreams to the end of my driveway and back today

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Meditation isn’t enough, I need to be swaddled by a Buddhist monk in a clifftop temple at dusk

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My loan for filling my gas tank completely was just approved.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sorry, I was distracted by the singing of your blood.

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

woah babe do you have an aching awareness that everything is transient?

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Accidentally toggled brain to dark mode.

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the unburdened homie

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I had the exact same experience - thought I was an animal being euthanized.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“What was it like growing up in the ‘80s” one day I had to pull buckshot out of my leg with a pair of pliers and it bled so much that I learned how to sew because nobody was coming home for hours, and when they did I got in trouble for not putting the pliers back in the right place

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

is this Dr. Pepper organic?

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Somehow managed to fall down 6 flights of stairs without spilling any of my fondue

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!

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Photobook Junkies @photobookjunkies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

📷 Lee Friedlander

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They auto-adjust for the time change.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Are you sure there isn't currently a bill in congress to rename something after one of these assholes? Someone is sucking up to them all the time.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/10/2026

Another day another negative 100 dollars

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I will share my crazy straw with you, B.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

wonder if that bird who’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs ever tried cocaine

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

getting plastic surgery to have all of my hair replaced with multicolored feathers

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear?

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In the city today, on packed side streets, I play a little game with oncoming cars called Are we both gonna fit?

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

one time in 1985 my family buried a time capsule that was just filled to the top with apple sauce

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

haha, if i’m supposed to be at work right now then how come me & my friend dale are at the park fighting a door dash delivery robot?

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? Good night!

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[trying to subskeet with the perfect balance of seduction and wry insouciance] how the fuck did Arthur Miller pull this off

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If anyone out there knows how to make GIFs and wants to be a hero, one of John Cleese in A Fish Called Wanda saying “I’m a good lover” would go hard as fuck. I can pay you with a bucket of old class-III trailer hitches

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The nice thing about Monday morning *cries in shower* is the sinking reality that your dreams are still out of reach *puts on suit* please god make it stop *grabs car keys* when will it end *merges into traffic* I hated childhood and somehow still miss it

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm looking back over my life and I'm seeing a lot of plot holes.

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