snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026good thing he’s a loner, if he showed up with 100 friends tasmania would have to give that town over to the seals 110
Becc DishDawg @yondishdawg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Scottish people when we get kicked out the World Cup. 000
Princess Petunia Floppybutts McGee @ridiculousginger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Local cafe ran out of both coffee AND butter plugs in the same morning. Can you blame him?? 000
Dani Duck (She/They) @daniduck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026He’s fed up. You would be too if you had to deal with people taking your photo all the time. 😂 000
kylie, themeny of the state (spooky),,, @kylie.hater.club · 03/07/2026That’s just Neil, baybeeeeee 050
Coureur de FemboOoo[Big Bad Bæddel Borg]🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🐔 @droctorock.northsky.social · 03/07/2026seal the deal, Neil 000
E. Perkins 🎃 @hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I dunno, but it reminded me of this golden oldie. 030
Susan Portelance @prairiescribe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I’ve watched many an animal documentary, and elephant seals always seem enraged and demented. 020
Tricia The Cuntiest Lucius - Missing DragonCon 😭 🏴☠️🍊🏳️🌈🇵🇸 @lem0nb0iii.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Capitalism, probably. 010
williamwk.bsky.social @williamwk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026static.klipy.comIndi222: Super Star Status Loading ScreenALT: Indi222: Super Star Status Loading Screen 000
cass @clowderbeam.bsky.social · 03/07/2026So genuinely, hes still considered a juvenile. He's effectively a teenager and i think its great hes working through it on traffic cones and anything else brightly colored and in his way 0190
Spookster @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Someone brought donuts to work, the really good gourmet ones, and he was too late to get even half of one. 000
Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 03/07/2026He's the Rook in my upcoming Pinniped Chess Set, is what he is. We're kinda stuck in beta testing, because all these casuals keep giving me weak-ass notes, like "we can't tell all these different seals and sea lions apart." 010
Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026It’s seriously a bit from Deadloch season 1 made manifest. 291
greenwitchfred.bsky.social @greenwitchfred.bsky.social · 03/07/2026No one stands around not scoring with as much panache as Cristiano Ronaldo 010
Ada Mae be Possessed🏳️⚧️ @roll-girl-x.northsky.social · 04/07/2026Herald of Poseidon, here to lay waste to all of your mortal plans (knock down pylons) 010
kekeken4444 @invaderpou.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Hey Vera Before you leave, please remember that someone, somewhere, is hoping for a little kindness today. If you can spare a minute, please visit my page and read the pinned post. Your support truly matters. 🙏 000
Funghoul Thunghoul @fungusthungus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I believe he is one of earth’s mightiest warriors 020
🍉Icy-Emerald Ogress🖕🏽 @icyemeraldogress.bsky.social · 03/07/2026He's gotten into an argument that doesn't make much sense with @horsedisc.bsky.social 130
Samio (unc who wants to help you learn philosophy) @samio.bsky.social · 03/07/2026his vlc crashed 160
Beth @isaythings.bsky.social · 03/07/2026He's just a 6 yo seal that loves his emotional support traffic cone but despises vertical structures. 060
Robert Fleming @8bitcricket.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Neil out with the Glaswegian world cup fans and there would be a cone left to be found. 100
Richard Melendez @richardmelendez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026i don't have Photoshop on this computer, but i want to insert this guy into this meme: 010
All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 03/07/2026His hat fell off and he can't put it back on because his flippers are too short to reach. 020
a normal person (amfam roof innocent, free her) @oilcantim.bsky.social · 03/07/2026big yawn, big stretch imo 010
itsaegil.bsky.social @itsaegil.bsky.social · 07/07/2026neil looks like that one drunk infront of a pub that's ready to throw a punch. he's hitting the "come at me" 000
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026He parked there for like 5 minutes, and they fucking towed his car? 050
Annalise Maxine Shaw Keating, Openly Black Attorney at Law @moniquely-uniq.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026I know Neil. He cuts up every year but is that really his face??? Cuz that's terrifying 111
somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I know he’s yawning but bro looks like he slammed three vodka red bulls and is ready to put his head through the wall. 010
nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 03/07/2026being relatable. hes an influncer 0200
BLKH2O @blkh2o.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Is this the dude what broke that fence with his own body? He’s so cool 000
Funky Skeleton (Lexxi Napalm) @amialythislexi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGA...youtube.comAngry Guy Yells At Trumpet PlayerYouTube video by Videos 000
Aidan mmmOrgan, is that spooky, have I given you ghouls enough @thepalinode.com · 03/07/2026What’s his deal? Knocking over a pylon? A brindled traffic pylon? 1210
