creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bring a flask to your next job interview. It shows that you're a cool daytime drunk who knows how to keep it on the down low 010
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Me: double fisting tall boys and calling them the twin towers Everyone else at the 9 11 ceremony: how rude 020
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My, "ask me about my blood boy" t-shirt has a lot of people asking rude questions 😩 020
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Rolling queens of the stones age The guess who doors Widespread panic at the disco 041
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Ladies, what is the optimal number of gacha games a man should be playing? I'm thinking five is the sweet spot cuz it shows dedication, but not hyper fixation. Thoughts? 020
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Considering getting my name tattooed on my forehead so people will stop getting my name wrong and calling me "Asshole", or "Baby dick". They're honestly not even close 260
Reposted by @creampyre.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us. 10772000910108
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Need AI to start playing video games for me. I really need to get some work done 170
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Discuss amongst yourselves: 50% drunk 100% of the time or 100% drunk 50% of the time?media.tenor.coma woman in a wig and glasses is sitting on a couch with a lamp in the background .ALT: a woman in a wig and glasses is sitting on a couch with a lamp in the background . 040
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 15/01/2026What do you call a useless pelican? A pelican't 060
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 10/01/2026For your consideration: a fascist cow named Bullneato Moo Soleanie 051
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 03/01/2026We should abduct as many world leaders as possible and force them to compete in a reality tv game show 152
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I'll sue you for 10 billion dollarsmedia.tenor.coma bald man is sitting in a chair and pointing at the cameraALT: a bald man is sitting in a chair and pointing at the camera 070
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Broke- Streisand effect Woke- Epstein affect 071
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Jesus watching you peemedia.tenor.coma man with a beard and long hair is smiling in a painting .ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is smiling in a painting . 1123
