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Mike Billips

@mbillips.bsky.social
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Actor, handyman, retired Navy officer and former newspaper reporter. Atlanta, Georgia, USA.

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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the scale of project that gets announced by a mayor or local development board, not the US president in a national news conference. Governor-grade dog-and-pony show, tops.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Georgia Tech-Stanford game was always gonna be an ugly game between two bad teams. But I did not anticipate the worst unit on the field being the officiating crew. #Holding
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You shouldn’t take an iced coffee to a job interview because you need your hands free in case something goes down.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most disappointing thing about Saturday’s big football game between Tennessee and Texas, their first-ever regular-season matchup, is that they will NOT be settling for all time which school is the “real” UT.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Respond with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only):
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Mr. Furley Removes Sunglasses in Three's Company
ALT: Mr. Furley Removes Sunglasses in Three's Company
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So an ethics complaint against Lauren Boebert claims she had sex with three staffers and paid them a VAST amount of hush money to cover it up. Sounds like something she’d probably do, but I wonder if it will be enough to stop her being reelected again. media.coloradotimesrecorder.com/wp-content/u...
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, god, he’ll be PERFECT playing that asshole. Can’t wait to see the elephants trying to plant and water him.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
aw man I love michael berryman, this is awful
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Christine Elise @christineelise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please keep Michael Berryman and his family in your thoughts. On his way home from a convention, his house caught fire. Michael and his wife, Patty lost everything. We're working with his agent on this GoFundMe to lessen the burden Michael and Patty now face.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mike DODGERS is too cowardly to show up to debate me.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OK, So the USA Rugby team is playing Hong Kong in France Nov. 8 but I can’t find a source ANYWHERE offering tickets for sale. What gives? #rugby #usaeagles
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Speaking of chickens... Today is the day that I will debate...an empty podium. Because Mike Rogers is…well…
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy character flaw No. 3,216: selfish glutton.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I got in a bunch of arguments on Facebook with people who were convinced that McConnell was dead and Trump didn’t get his ear grazed by a bullet. They’ll probably claim it’s a body double when Mitch shows up. No, shut up, he has a fucking scar where it just touched his skin.
Donald Trump’s right ear with a small scar from where an assassin’s bullet grazed it.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Men and boys at football games need to keep their goddam shirts on. Painted guys get a pass but if you wore a shirt to get in, keep it on.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Dick Winters Brody Salutes in Military Uniform
Alt: Dick Winters Salutes in Military Uniform
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Any restaurant I see using AI is getting a polite notice that I will eat elsewhere until they stop it.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Spyro Gyro
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Temu would definitely sell me more shit if I didn’t have to fight my way through five minutes of discount scams before being able to start shopping.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last two new-tech ads I’ve seen have been bragging about their usefulness for people who can’t see well. So they’re trying to guilt us into using Chat GPT and Meta’s perv glasses in order to help the disabled. Good luck with that, fellas. Very selfless of you.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If It Happens today it’s gonna really screw with people’s attitude toward the date.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe a top-five program tuning up on an FCS cupcake is not the best college game to put on Thursday night?
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Uh, who gives a shit about heresy? You god-botherers can sort that out while you’re arguing about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is he gonna pay us this before or after the rebate we were gonna get from all the tariff revenue?
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Forgetting about the attacks on 9/11 would be good and we should do it because the US response to 9/11 killed far more people and made America a less-free, worse place.
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” painting
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I guess it’s that time of year for me to start paying attention to the Braves?
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OK, y’all forced me into finding out who Lindsey Clancy is and why people care. It’s awful and has exactly nothing to do with me so I’m going back to minding my own business.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My man looks like Dabo Swinney converted to Islam
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Rutger Hauer: Like What?
Alt: Rutger Hauer: Like What?
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You ever feel like you couldn’t love someone more, and then you do? www.today.com/health/child...
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Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library Has Sent Over 100,000 Braille Books to Low-Vision Kids: She ‘Cared About Everyone’
“None of my son’s needs are special,” Jessica Caromile says of her 12-year-old, who is blind — and she believes the late country music legend understood this, too.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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The Lost Boys: David on the Carousel
ALT: The Lost Boys: David on the Carousel
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Women In Blue” (Las Azures) on Apple TV is GREAT. Spanish-language with subtitles Mexican dramedy about the first police women in 1971 Mexico City. Terrific acting, fun telenovella-like subplots, and FANTASTIC mid-century art direction.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/08/2026
Ossoff: "The state of Georgia rejects hatred. The state of Georgia rejects bigotry. The state of Georgia rejects neo-Nazism. The state of Georgia rejects the Klan."
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The subtitle screwed it up. He said Food Lion, which is to South Carolina what Wawa is to Philly.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
If you were a piece of furniture*, what would you be? I’d be an armoire bc I like saying, “armoire.” *not ~that~ kind of furniture 🤨
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This reboot of “Silicon Valley” sucks ass.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trump take economy
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Newspaper editor: Why does the reader give a shit? What’s in the cup? Is it a dwindling resource or an increasing toxin? What’s the nut graf on this cup story?
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don’t believe Trump is canoodling with Natalie Harp because I’m sure he’s been impotent for the past 20 years. Why so sure? He hasn’t reportedly raped anyone.
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Back in my day if you were a weirdo with a parasocial relationship you took that energy out on the president
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres Elvis Costello Bowling for Soup Joni Mitchell
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Watched “Normal” last night, and while it’s fine for that genre (which “Nobody 2” wasn’t), I feel we’re being deprived of prime Bob Odenkirk while he’s making these dumb action movies.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gross. I’m trying to do outdoor work this weekend and then drive to Mobile on Thursday. At least the humidity’s nice and high.
10-day weather forecast for Decatur, Ga., featuring lows above 75 for the next eight days and a high of 97 on Monday.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That great nonce Nigel Farage refused to show up for the vote-count announcement in Clacton, claiming a “credible threat.” Cops called bullshit on it, but with any luck someone will chuck a milkshake or an egg at him sooner rather than later.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)
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Jamie Lee Curtis as Ophelia in Trading Places
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Taxes only matter if you think the main point of voting is influencing tax rates in the voting jurisdiction. College students, dependent or not, don’t have to care about that and generally don’t.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Say what you will about The Wall Street Journal, they have been chewing Jared Kushner’s ass over trying to buy a whole town in Albania from an international cocaine smuggler with a forged deed to his money-laundering real estate: www.wsj.com/podcasts/the...
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Jared Kushner's Albania Headache: Flamingos, Contested Land and Cocaine - The Journal. - WSJ Podcasts
Jared Kushner has been planning to build ultraluxury resorts in Albania for years. But the multi-billion dollar project has run into a string of controversies. The development has triggered mass prote...
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