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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 22h
And then the A.I. may tell you to shut up and drink your Ovaltine
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Maybell Romero @maybell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heck, Kotlikoff backed a car into a protester and ran over the foot of another earlier this year. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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Board of Trustees Concludes Investigation Into Kotlikoff Car Incident, Finds Students Violated University Policy
The Board of Trustees concluded their investigation into the car incident with President Michael Kotlikoff, clearing him of wrongdoing and finding that the group that surrounded his car violated Unive...
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 29/09/2026
Over and over, the big courageous thing you’ll be called to do in life is not grabbing a child from the path of a speeding train or whatever, but tolerate someone you know being a little bit unhappy with you
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Pedro Gonnet @pedrogonnet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what solves non-engineering problems? Legislation.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
with a full grown leviathan this is impossible
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would not bring the iced coffee bc what if there is an obstacle course
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone fed my survey questions to chatgpt to tighten up and I started talking to him like he was a bot. Once upon a time, I was a people pleaser
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, well, well...looks like hyper-independence season has ended and we're back to using me as a cat mat because it's a little chilly
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Russell Vought cannot be given the power to decide what science is funded. He knows nothing about science; in fact, he seems to hate it and everyone who does it. And he has all of the worst characteristics of humanity. The Republican Congress is a fucking disease.
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Russel Vought will reportedly be given veto power over all NIH grants
Pending move comes over the objections of the NIH director.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Semi regular reminder that when (white) men declare the end of humanity they usually mean the end of their dominance.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last year, one day after a radicalized anti-vaxxer shot up the CDC campus over mRNA vaccines, NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya called to end use of the platform. www.importantcontext.news/nih-director...
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NIH Director Spreads Vaccine Misinformation One Day After CDC Shooting
Jay Bhattacharya called to end the mRNA platform on Steve Bannon’s War Room.
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
From major car repairs to tiny headlight bulb replacements…whatever it is, the whole time I’m thinking about how trains have someone whose job that is
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whenever an AI flyer appears on campus, it’s ridiculed and someone complains about the blistering hot weather. Students have made that connection and it’s not going how the companies want
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have never felt unsafe around a trans woman. A straight man is way more likely to assault or kill us straight women. Protect the dolls. Call this shit out. Enough.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Is promising to deliver trauma to a worker a crime? What if you succeed? Why should people not be individually, and as a class, suing Russell Vought in a personal manner for his threats from the fall and actions to carry them out?
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are getting a new tattoo
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Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 16/09/2026
"alleged DEI sympathies" what are we doing here
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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God fuck shit god dammit fuck if you schedule a time to do something with someone, do it on the fucking schedule!
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 15/09/2026
just in case you were also concerned, robert kraft is not affiliated with the mac and cheese krafts
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
Dude on Threads: If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you're doing
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Lexington Herald-Leader @kentucky.com · 10/09/2026
Beshear declined to speculate about claims Bevin got preferential treatment in jail, which he called the “great Texas Roadhouse conspiracy.”
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Andy Beshear says Matt Bevin’s arrest shows no one is above the law in Kentucky
Beshear declined to speculate about claims Bevin got preferential treatment in jail, which he called the “great Texas Roadhouse conspiracy.”
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Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some day I want to write a paper about how we turned higher ed into one big subsidy for business — all the while students are shamed for not paying more of this subsidy, and for not paying it faster. Instead of training their own workers, students and taxpayers must pay - and assume the risk
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Kuji @therealkuji.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
class action time
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AAUP has a new tool and how-to webinar coming for FOIAing third party contracts! the people who do the teaching and research should be in charge of procurement of the tech used in teaching and research make the terrible terms of these contracts public! www.aaup.org/event/foias-...
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FOIAs for Better Shared Governance Around Technology
The second session in our fall series of webinars on AI issues in higher education provides examples of how to conduct public records requests to gather and analyze information pertaining to an instit...
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 is as close to the bicentennial as it is to now
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The enshittification of the National Science Foundation will go down as one of the greatest moral injuries I've experienced in my career.
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Martha Crawford @whatashrinkthinks.com · 09/09/2026
I just treat it like they are dating a sociopath. Seems to work.
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wanted the listeria cream cheese and came home empty handed!
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Exactly. The whole oops our models are too powerful and are hacking thing was aimed at defense contracts.
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Ho! Ho! Holiday Viewing! @sleepykittypaw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bevin's extremely messy divorce, child custody issues, rumors of an affair and legal wrangling to get judges dismissed from his case have all been in the news since at least 2020, with near-constant coverage of the divorce and custody drama 2023. And yet he was still on set to appear in this movie.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There are so many Ai slop children’s books.. some of yall need your ass beat
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 04/09/2026
God bless us, every one.
Mugshot of former Kentucky governor Matt Bevin from Louisville Metro Corrections.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i'm so tired of never having money because all the money has to go into various gaping maws
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What if angry cis men took it out on other angry cis men and left everyone else alone. What about that.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
New from @kkoopman.bsky.social at @mcsweeneys.net! "Generic State University Pivots to Dark Academia" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/gen...
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Generic State University Pivots to Dark Academia
“Generic State University has been proudly upholding its mission to provide opportunities and build character in all students since its founding. Now, we tur...
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
tender vittles ass cupcake
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thinking today about the longest February (Minnesota, 2026); sometimes it doesn't seem like that could've been a real thing that happened (January too) other times it's too real and too close. (And I had it easier than many.) (And many things are still awful, fallout will be felt for a long time.)
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hello I'm from Tottenpoop-on-Humbershire and I have opinions about the vernacular of the southern United States
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Emily Grubert @gruberte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bill gates claiming to be "sort of the first one" to be worried about the societal impacts of AI is the funniest thing i've seen in a while
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/08/2026
thou wouldst be seiz’d by the leopard
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
Just the biggest fucking loser doing loser shit and people in his orbit are like "Lake America? Ok. Here's another Werthers"
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dj Gristle here and I’m back with another half hour of sinewy beats and cartilaginous grooves
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I did not spend my entire 20s in a lab to help some business owner make money, the goal of most US funding opportunities now
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
getting closer (this time it was an 80 year old from Home Alone 2)
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I Found $30 On the Ground and Got Hunted By 100 Real Cops
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The Other Side of Life @theothersideoflife.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
once i found out that johnny cash did not, in fact, shoot a man in reno just to watch him die, i stopped listening.
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