TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 13h“I vote with my dollars! They’re called dollar votes!”youtu.beKids in The Hall - CustomerYouTube video by CommonCloud 030
Reposted by TKthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22hfrom 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 352436391
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ever since my friend became a plumber and started off having to wake up at 4 am to drive 2.5 hours to work sites where men peed in empty gatorade bottles and left them lying around, I’ve wanted to tell everyone who says “I should’ve just been a plumber!!!” to shut the fuck up 040
Reposted by TKMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the... 2303
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We had it so good and we didn’t even know it (because it was still kinda bad) 060
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The first news story I remember hearing about, thereby making me some particular type of late American empire something something 000
Reposted by TKmidgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026stopping my cat’s allowance because he hit his brother 1486
Reposted by TKRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Massive apologies to those affected by our viral marketing stunt gone wrong 😬🐳 exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick @hesterblum.bsky.social 1431923
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Working at Sally Beauty must be crazy, like people coming and going all day making terrible mistakes and you can do nothing to stop them 140
Reposted by TKUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872227386
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A crazy thing about all this is UMN saw what cuts like this did to the UW system and benefitted from being the upper midwest public university that was still well funded 22110
Reposted by TKquyat erp @solidarity.pizza · 01/10/2026only 6.5 years until good friday 2033 youtu.be/t7gIxDd1gZ0youtu.be"Good Friday 2033" - Men's Recovery ProjectYouTube video by smg 001
Reposted by TKJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 11946871165
Reposted by TKMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10794623605
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not shocked that Geddy Lee has terrible opinions, but disappointedcbc.caRush frontman Geddy Lee endorses Brad Bradford in Toronto mayoral race | CBC NewsCanadian vocalist and bassist is openly endorsing the city councillor for Toronto's top job, saying the city needs new leadership. 010
Reposted by TKritchey @mariannaritchey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026so true bestie, but I think we need to stay focused on an even earlier betrayal; the first sea creature who crawled onto land, cursing the human race to terrestrial existence. How fucking dare they 051
Reposted by TKemily blight 🐦⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026this show became one of the biggest pop cultural phenomenons of the last 100 years. 1684398
Reposted by TKKedge @kedgehog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They call it Pepto-Bismol because it gives you PEP when you feel abBISMOL 062
Reposted by TKRachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Found while flipping through CTA Transit News v. 38 no. 9, 1985 today: the product model for the classic "Mr. Clean" campaign was an employee of the @chicagocta.bsky.social. We've digitized these volumes and you can flip through them yourself in the Internet Archive: archive.org/details/ctat... 27225
Reposted by TKPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952518669
Reposted by TKKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Venezuela: Jackie jr robbing the jewel concert Iran: Jackie jr robbing the poker game 69412
Reposted by TKFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss. 3599128
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is there an “I don’t even own a TV” but for music? Because the comments to this are mostly that You don’t have to like everything but “I only listen to music from when I was 18” is a slippery slope into Rick Beato/Michael Noland territory 250
Reposted by TKEvan Narcisse @evnarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lemme tell y’all something: Helen Folasade Adu knew we would need this.youtu.beSade - When Am I Going To Make A Living - Official - 1984YouTube video by SadeVEVO 217248
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Like six or seven years ago someone told me I look like Paul McCartney and it still haunts me 000
Reposted by TKJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Robert McGinnis' wraparound cover for a paperback edition of Wuthering Heights. 05710
Reposted by TKTristan Palmgren @tristanpalmgren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I Choo-Choo-Choose Texas 0171
Reposted by TKRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 263945741
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People complain about iphone face in period pieces like it’s a new problem but there was a 70s version and it’s this 140
Reposted by TKCinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic 202036428
Reposted by TKHeather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald” <Not found>nytimes.comRahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 PlayThe longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028. 28981199
Reposted by TKDean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Jane Fonda reads Garfield, while Tom Hayden reads Mad Magazine. The extra legs belong to Fonda's children Troy Garity and Vanessa Vadim. 📷 Steve Schapiro, 1982 Wait - I’m two kids & a dog short! 1304
Reposted by TKDominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A lot of universities will be facing big deficits and looking to cure what ails them. I just want them to be thoughtful about it. 316563
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My last comment on the iced coffee discourse is that when you click the link to the article it takes you to a different article completely:washingtonpost.comState dinners were once grand public moments. Under Trump, they’re private affairs.These most glamorous of presidential events were historically on full display, revealing much about soft diplomacy and Washington relationships. Not anymore. 030
Reposted by TKJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026Wait you guys are getting job interviews? 01799319
TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bring iced coffee for everyone when I interview for a job but since my last interview was for the private sector I’m now looking at 3 to 7 years in prison for bribing a government official 010
Reposted by TKKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026Wrecking the universe by walking into a job interview with three iced coffees 2254241
Reposted by TKJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen 1642209410
