The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just how everybody was hoping the Lanterns finale would start. Flashbacks! 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The army of spiders I've saved from the shower will swarm mine enemies. 001
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They should start with the Playstation boot-up sound for the console from when you were in 10th grade and then peak with a "Seegaaa" 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the Joes Rogan of the left were the Joes Rogan of the left we made along the way. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Watching the episode of Reacher where cops catch him in a hotel but he escapes. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Finally getting some long overdue mental health diagnoses! 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This quote feels like the final shots of Apocalypto. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When the DMB song "Drive In, Drive Out" ends and you hear Carter Beauford say "THAT...is bad as shit!" 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026John Wilkes Booth's brother saved Abe Lincoln's son from an oncoming subway car. 061
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Every time Vance tries to make a joke it sounds like the bit in Hudsucker Proxy when Tim Robbins repeats the "I didn't expect all this hooplah!" line. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Saw this show on Tuesday in Berkeley. This bit gave me chills. 020
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Frank-n-Furter Sun Pennywise moon Wiiilderness Giiiirls rising 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Google News serving up bait for @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com , @jane.meangirls.online & @tgk.bsky.social 110
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Reacher knows that Albanians put ketchup on their pizza but doesn't recognize Gritty? 020
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Way back in the 1900s I wrote a paper for a college English class where we were supposed to come up with a controversial premise. Mine was "The Onion and The Daily Show are more reliable and respectable than mainstream news outlets." 030
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pluzanne Cishet was my first Bluesky user name. Way back in the invite code days. 030
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Saw the Depp "Ebenezer" trailer before Spider-Man last night. Truly repulsive. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Something that really made my heart hurt on a recent rewatch...Brandon Lee in the early/flashback scenes of The Crow (before he's killed) reminds me sooo much of Jeff Buckley. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is why I only post pics of myself looking like shit 110
Reposted by The Hog Crankjordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 20/07/2026I forgot maybe my favorite moment in Twin Peaks was in this episode. One of the most beautiful moments in the entirety of David Lynch's careeryoutu.beMy Son Was Standing ThereYouTube video by kdiamond 1013819
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I came up with a joke about Narcissus and it was probably the funniest thing ever uttered. 011
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"Here’s where we address the white horse in the room: the performance of top-billed stars Sheryl Lee and Ray Wise as Laura and Leland. They are, without qualification, the two best film performances I’ve ever seen in my life." He's right and he should say it. 0152
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 27/06/2026A load-bearing moment at the core of the Twin Peaks experience 010
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Attempting to attract Twitter users by comparing BlueSky to Argentina. Nice. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Dr. Manhattan voice* It is 1991. I am spending my fuck around money on cards depicting Marvel characters... 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I see a lot of people doing the "I want that for us" thing with this like, man...we have laws on the books already that should be stopping this shit. The laws aren't the problem. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 04/06/2026A neat picture I took of sunset in Ft. Bragg, CA. 020
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Posting foetuses is sickening. By which I mean posting the word "foetuses" spelled like that. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The Bay Area loooooves lumpia and, to me, it could not be more 'meh' 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Maybe not the exact point, but it's uncanny how every Incubus song sounds like "Get Out" by Faith No More 111
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 26/05/2026This is as important a piece as anything in the canon of anti-*all this* It should be quoted as often as "Cruelty is the Point" and "Gamergate." 14114
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 26/05/2026One of the first this my wife and I bonded over was Wes Anderson. We finally got around to watching Asteroid City. About halfway in we did that look to each other..."do you want to keep watching this?" We did not want to keep watching it. 000
The Hog Crank @hogcrank.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Happy Memorial Day Weekend, the original "remembering some guys." 000
