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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
you ever think about how the people who responded the worst to a generational black swan public health crisis have decided the best thing to do is make sure we have more of them
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know “haha funny furries” but that’s a sitting US Senator standing next to a podium labeled “Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease” so I’m not really sure all these cis people should be crackin’ up here
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact that Musk himself is sponsoring so many of the anti-trans ads this cycle presents a pretty golden opportunity for Dems to point out that of course the guy who literally wants to build a gas-powered data center in your backyard wants this election to be about trans people.
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"You do my dad's legacy and the legacy of all these victims no honor by using this tragedy to spread hate," he said. "I've had to grow up and spend the past 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers and sisters, to hate on people who don't look like them."
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolute S-tier level of dudes rocking
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merritt @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
mom the devs are getting AI psychosis can you pick me up from the website
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a lot of people want to believe that right-wing beliefs are rooted in some legitimate material grievance. that makes it easier to imagine that if we simply solved the material problem, they’d deradicalize. but they won’t, because they aren’t disillusioned, they’re just morons.
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so it goes @tsimasn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Richard Nadler
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if you dont have time to watch the whole ep this is my fav bit of the first ep of s2 of pumpo
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Nine Aladdin
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
when someone tries to make plans
Pygmy falcon chick at the San Antonio zoo
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pallas's cats stalking prey always look like they're trying to get invited to a party but are too shy to just ask if they can come
Pallas kitten looking out from large pipePallas kitten peeping from behind something Pallas kitten on the prowl
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Omg Chris sale just got ejected in the first inning. he is still arguing the balk call from yesterday hahaha
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i am trying to remember that all of this struggle to stop the democratic party from being dragged left is, on the bright side, because it is necessarily being dragged back to the left. like it or not this is a required corrective. and the hollering means dogs are getting hit
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 04/08/2026
I think on the whole it’s totally fine in principle to urge people to be cautious in how they talk about AIPAC et al but some people really do need to get it thru to themselves that it is actually exceptional for one organization to spend >30M on a single primary like it’s nothing.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A shocking number of people believe, with zero evidence, that Israel is behind Moroccan migrants into Spain, which is just the Great Replacement conspiracy. Meanwhile, US Jewish orgs have declared war on Mamdani for accurately describing Netanyahu as a war criminal. www.haaretz.com/world-news/e...
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Israel's fault? The conspiracy theory surrounding Spain's Ceuta border crossings
About 60,000 migrants crossing into Spain's North African enclave of Ceuta triggered conspiracy theories from across the political spectrum: Israel and the United States unleashed them in a bid to pun...
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
oh damn, politically homeless? sounds like we should implement good old fashioned centrist homeless policy: bulldoze the places they live and make all their chairs uncomfortable to sit on
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
99% of the time, when someone accuses you of selective outrage, it’s a way of politically demobilizing you and shutting you up “Why are you angry about data centers instead of fast fashion” isn’t about making you care about fast fashion. It’s about shutting you up about data centers And visa versa
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This shit is not inevitable, it could be made illegal tomorrow if our governments weren't in the pocket of Big Pervert.
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Lora🌸 @lorazombie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“ i am at my limit ”
Art
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 07/07/2024
Still from Excalibur '81 | Armor by Terry English
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 19/07/2026
Mamdani's critics in one screenshot, lol
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 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social
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I met up with a friend of mine who lives in NYC and got fucked over a reasonable amount by his policies but it’s hard to deny the guy loves the city and its people

A.R. Moxon
 @juliusgoat.bsky.social
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Curious to know what policy and fucked over how?

Eternal Cat War
 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social
· 19h
They’re an art instructor and most of their clients are in various places around the city, Long Island, Staten Island, their commute got an extra hour a day added on due to increased traffic. (1/2)

A.R. Moxon
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· 18h
Increased traffic due to policy?

Eternal Cat War
 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social
· 18h
yeah lane changes for rapid buses

Zach Rabiroff
 @zachrabiroff.com
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Didn’t he just announce his bus lane policy last week? It hasn’t even been rolled out yet.

Eternal Cat War
 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social
· 18h
I don’t have the details, I do not live in NYC
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
YOU - “There's a white shadow that smells like apricots, it's... always there.” KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes. YOU - “It said I have a vast soul. Do I have a... vast soul?”
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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)
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Brent Staples @bstaples.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.” - James Baldwin
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PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you've never read Langston Hughes poem, "Let America Be America Again", today's the perfect day for that. "O, yes, I say it plain, America never was America to me, And yet I swear this oath— America will be!" www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/147907...
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David Lynch's Worlds @davidlynchsworlds.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Happy 9th anniversary to #TwinPeaks Part 8: #DavidLynch @markfrost.bsky.social
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Demon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hello there. Glad to see you alive.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
ENOUGH
Hand holding a gun and pointing it to the sun
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𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖑 @mudnblood.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this is a serious account
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Wrath of God Bot @wrathofgodbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
8pm: teenagers social media turns off 9pm: first "who's kids r these? they have been standing on newlands for 30 mins. i have notified the police" post on local neighbourhood watch Facebook group
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
While I understand other time periods were cruel, violent, and annoying, this has gotta be one of the most "it doesn't have to be like this" eras of history
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wish with all my heart we lived in the kinda world wherein MAGA voters could be expected to notice and reflect on what this means for Dear Leader's whole schtick.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A man watches a Youtube video entitled "The Secret Marxism of Space Jam." He asks himself "why am I still watching politics Youtubers." He weerily stares up into the sky and states "I am 33 years old." He takes a book off a shelf. He intently reads a boring historical tome entitled "Famous Naval Battles."
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A man in a Snoopy costume gives a pill to another man in a Snoopy costume and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils dilate and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." A bunch of Snoopys in a darkened room are doing the Snoopy Dance to Deep House music. A Snoopy, angered points to another man and says "yo that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude."
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Paz Pardo @pazsays.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this is the ideal car body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
A buttery yellow ochre Fiat Topolino, all cute curves and just two doors, parked on the sidewalk looking like a lost lil teacup poodle.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The TV repairmen are here and they are useless. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Color photo of two shorthaired kittens sitting in front of a very large cabinet TV set in a living room type setting. One of the kittens is a black and white tuxedo and it is looking up at the screen. The other kitten is a ginger tabby and it’s looking off towards the wall.Photo of two shorthaired kittens and a very large cabinet TV set. One of the kittens is a black-and-white tuxedo and it is standing up on its hind legs to bat at the screen. The other is a ginger kitten and it is sitting back to watch what the tuxedo kitten is doing.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 21/05/2026
Can’t believe you suckers are out there cooking or ordering food when you could be sticking your wet hand into an outlet and becoming a 5G signal
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Counterpoint: Yes they are, and that is good
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 17/05/2026
seeing these smug bastards having to experience how everyone feels about them brings me so much joy
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Internet is disappearing before our very eyes and it’s why we should all support that absolutely critical work of @archive.org
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