Sign in

Zoey (gay)

@fartcaptor.bsky.social
1.3K followers 749 following 6.7K posts

I, homo Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together 🏳️‍🌈‍🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
David Bailey @drgdave.bsky.social · 12h
And again, I say. Every Democrat in the country should be pointing to this and saying: "The top donor to the GOP is suing so to make it so that anyone, anywhere can post AI-generated nude images of your children".
58549
Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 6h
Consider the humble booby
000
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
1384100
Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 9h
I think there should be more lesbians and trans people and trans lesbians Especially in my immediate vicinity
000
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
74101754470
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
3648852054
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 17h
LLMs are not magic. We've been describing technical concepts with metaphor for decades; you know "garbage collection" doesn't involve a truck; stop believing "neural networks" are brains
125336
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Realized I made a math mistake, forgot to add my insurance. It's another $100. So we're at $321/$645. Only $323 left to go. TY! Please help this disabled queer trans artist just trying to survive & still struggling w/ being medically complicated keep utilities on? 💕💸 #MutualAid CshApp/Vmo: foxrook
paypal.me
Pay Brandi Michelle Burnett using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/rookkilljoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
2917
Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
spooky boobs
110
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ive said it before but i think “u dont have to be trans to transition” is so much more helpful than “u dont have to transition to be trans” bc it prioritizes agency and self actualization over ruminating on identity indefinitely
111117228
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
As the anglosphere gleefully sets fire to the internet out of virulent transphobia, one of its main tools is age verification: dividing the internet into one for adults, and one for kids. And, the *exact same people* are desperately trying to cram genAI into the kids' internet.
225782
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A non-place isn't quite a liminal space, but a space where *your identity doesn't matter and cannot be expressed anyway* It's a place where you're literally reduced to traffic, *even if* it was your destination.
431627
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The reason young people vibe with liminal horror is that the wealthy have spent the last half century destroying all anthropological spaces they can exist in, leaving *only* non-places en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-place
en.wikipedia.org
Non-place - Wikipedia
42176703
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A young person not *only* has been pushed into the non-places and liminal spaces, but then find that the billionaire pedophiles have stolen every single life milestone they had been told to expect.
126526
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Sunday, y'all! Sitting at $379/$645. Only ✨️$266✨️ left to go! We are *SO CLOSE*. Thank you, all! Please help this disabled queer trans artist just trying to survive & still struggling w/ being medically complicated keep the utilities on?💕💸 #MutualAid paypal.me/rookkilljoy CshApp/Vmo: foxrook
paypal.me
Pay Brandi Michelle Burnett using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/rookkilljoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
149
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.
151021249
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
sandersstudies
Love that in a lot of classic literature people just
"randomly" fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

sandersstudies
And then they're like "we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably" and it's like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she'll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

under-the-arch
Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation
1676167
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got the $170 I needed! I still want to meet the rest, of course, but that specific need is good to go! ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...
ko-fi.com
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
0128
Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So once again our eyesight is defined by stupid jerkass fish who needed to see in stupid jerkass water, because lazyass evolution would rather jury-rig an eyeball optimized for water and twist the optic nerve around than start over from scratch to design something properly 🙄
110
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The funniest outcome of the Pentagon putting Elon in charge would be him doing his usual temu scam bullshit and proudly unveiling Terminator robots that are clearly just guys in bad robot costumes
320129
Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm awake already and I think that's fucked up
110
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only $308 to go to cover all bills and utilities!! Help a disabled queer trans artist out? Just trying to survive. paypal.me/rookkilljoy CshApp/Vmo: foxrook gofund.me/659e1b65
paypal.me
Pay Brandi Michelle Burnett using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/rookkilljoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
139
Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
women are so neat i wish they were real
020
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good heavens look at the time
031789
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
🧛‍♀️🐺Marceline🔥🪭 @marceline2174.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Witches
91804491
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
PEAR哥 @peargor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
134242391
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 02/10/2026
ah yes, human a la mode qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: What's the average number of arms per human being? Two?

T-Rex: Because if you agreed when I said "two", you are an UTTER FOOL!!T-Rex: Humans sometimes lose limbs in accidents, misadventures, or irresponsible bets, so the average number of arms per human is actually LESS than two! FRIG, right?
Dromiceiomimus: Frig!
T-Rex: Exactly!
Utahraptor: We were thinking of the median: the middle number in a sorted set!
T-Rex: Yep!

Utahraptor: Or maybe the mode - the most common number across an entire set.
T-Rex: Also plausible.
Utahraptor: Well, you have certainly shown us an interesting if somewhat counterintuitive fact about averages!Narrator: LATER, SCIENCE CONSTRUCTS A PERFECTLY AVERAGE HUMAN:
Off panel: As you can see, as expected, it has slightly less than two arms, legs, eyes, ears, nostrils, and gonads.
T-Rex: I CAN see that!
817820
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
LIMART🌸 @limart05.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1 months until Halloween 👻
5874148
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir
81211284
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Doc Vivi's Personal Account @personalvivi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apropos of the Jacob Geller allegations: Now's a good time to remember that being a rapist DOESN'T suffuse everything someone does. There is no ephemeral Aura of Rape that follows them, that you could have sniffed out. And that's why people deny it. Because a rapist can be anyone.
627328
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
KevinRAGES 🍍 🍕 @kevinrages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vampire Petra Venj 👀 (September 2022) #destiny2art #petravenj #destiny2
024057
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 05/01/2025
I feel like the revolutionary politics of Kill la Kill are still underappreciated. Lots of stories unravel how capitalism is evil, but few compare the effective and ineffective ways to dismantle it, and then offer an almost step-by-step guide on how to execute a succesful guerilla revolution.
media.tenor.com
Ryuko Matoi Cute GIF
ALT: Ryuko Matoi Cute GIF
1635276
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Thor's Day, y'all! Still sitting at $321/$545. Only ✨️$223✨️ left to go! Thank you! 💙 Please help this disabled queer trans artist just trying to survive & still struggling w/ being medically complicated keep the utilities on? 💕💸 #MutualAid CshApp/Vmo: foxrook gofund.me/659e1b65
paypal.me
Pay Brandi Michelle Burnett using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/rookkilljoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
007
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎃
A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
12106263121
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And if you can't manage a subscription, but want to support me via a single, one-time donation, my ko-fi is always an option~ ko-fi.com/dreamingnoctis
ko-fi.com
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
01111
Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't recognize the authority of calendars to dictate when spooky season starts. It started weeks ago 😤
000
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
damn man, that’s rough… was it something you said?
Michael Tracey & @mtracey
75% of X and all of Bluesky are currently threatening to murder me, which is cool
9:17 PM • 9/29/26
1422317
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 30/09/2026
We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post.
82065656
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Thursday! Still sitting at $130/$545. Only $415 left to go!! Thank you! Please help me keep the utilities on? Disabled queer trans artist just trying to survive & still struggling w/ being medically complicated. 💕💸 #MutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund CshApp/Vmo: foxrook gofund.me/659e1b65
paypal.me
Pay Brandi Michelle Burnett using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/rookkilljoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
012
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Jane Roe Has Hope - Pro-choice Adoptee @janeroehopeful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So yeah. If he’s got Bannon’s endorsement, something is very, very wrong.
54321
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Thorn Delarosa @d-7th.com · 01/10/2026
So it turns out they're only tripling (not doubling, TRIPLING) October's payment and not the rest of them but this is still more money than I make in a full month and they want me to come up with it in the span of two weeks and a couple days. On top of that,
11122
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
✨️URGENT✨️ Please help my sweet friend pay rent, DUE TOMORROW.
045
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spider's nest tw:arachnophobia
a diorama cutaway of a nerdy bedroom for a giant spider girl
655175993
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello Wednesday! Still stalled at $18/$545 for Oct bills including $116 for power due the 12th. Only ✨️$527✨️ to go! Please help me keep the power on? Thank you! Disabled queer trans artist just trying to survive & still struggling w/ being medically complicated. 💕💸 #MutualAid CshApp/Vmo: foxrook
paypal.me
Pay Brandi Michelle Burnett using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/rookkilljoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
259
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Numitor 🔞 @numitorus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Retro fits
The same woman in three different outfits-- a blouse and jeans, underwear, and a summer dress
112210440
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Vera Kwang @armoredqueen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey uh while I have you here who has $70 for the uber to my pharmacy to pick up some meds (I keep forgetting to temp my dr to send them to. Different pharmacy after i moved)
015
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
series of gj tubes @ozarkhowling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Packing now bc it’s not looking good to stay housed by morning 😔
006
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a reminder that the fraternity system was created to oppose race and gender integration on college campuses. White men who wanted to keep their schools—and all the power that comes with college education—to themselves. It is not a coincidence that they are hotbeds of violence.
111830
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yet another reason to run on oversight and accountability. Those are promises they can actually keep.
361095223