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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Why is everyone now like "horror movies are booslop" "Shakespearian sonnets are poemslop" "food is just fuelslop." Literally just saw someone call Proust "longslop." Did the AI companies pay all these posters to make "slop" a random suffix so it wasn't associated with LLM outputs anymore?

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

You ever take a picture of a loved one and think “wow this is a great pic I’ll probably longingly look at this one if anything tragic ever happened to them”?

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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

smoking on that shit that gives you the mandate of heaven

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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

THE WORLD IS AN UMPIRE SENT TO DRAI-I-AIN ME

Billy Corgan in a pinstripe cubs uniform talking into a mic

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

What are those things at the beginning of Master and Commander that are sewing the men’s war clothes

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

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Lars Gotrich @totalvibration.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Stop literally everything. Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time. fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi

12 track album

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Don’t be afraid to change! Even if it’s for the worse. Just slop around in the mud if you want. Who cares anymore

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Watching videos of dryer vents being cleaned out is my therapy

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

fuck around (try to slander raccoons in my texts), find out (be gently reminded that raccoons are angel)

Not all raccoons have rabies
They are all perfect children of god

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I’ve found myself in an infinite ratatouille ouroboros situation. it’s mathematically vexing

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Pika timeline cleanse. Relax your shoulders. Drink some water. Touch, and then EAT, a bunch of grass.

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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I just sighed so hard, I think I fractured a rib.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I don't know where Waldo is. I have my own problems.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The 1st orders a beer. The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of what he ordered" The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of that..." The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says: "I get it, but you need to know your limits."

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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Atrocity Cronut would be a beautiful name for a boy

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Sometimes I swear he understands Caturday

Jake our orange cat reclining on the bed looking straight at us

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Kevin Ashton 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇩🇰🇵🇸 @kevinashton.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

"Every lunge is half a million calories or more." And now I understand why the bottom half of its head looks like that. Amazing.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

An irrelevant and poignant sensation of pleasure rose in him, like a tree that grew up and flowered all in one moment with its roots in his loins and its flowers in his mind.

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ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱 ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔞 ☭𖤐ѧ @owlmarxist.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooong rap sheet

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

"The electric lines represent the power of social injustices that I ache to destroy?" "No babe. You just fuck shit up."

behind-the-scenes photograph from the set of the original 1954 Japanese film Godzilla (titled Gojira in Japan) the director is talking to the person in the Godzilla suit, who is surrounded by models of towers of electric wires.

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 04/02/2026

reminder

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/11/2025

These are not serious people.

COWEN: The stupidest question possible: Why don't we just make more
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ALTMAN: Because we need to make more electrons.

COWEN: What's stopping that? What's the ultimate binding constraint?

ALTMAN: We're working on it really hard.

COWEN: If you could have more of one thing to have more compute, what would the one thing be?

ALTMAN: Electrons.

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Jaycubedla @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

[On a date] Me: *screams in the combined voices of every life form I’ve assimilated* Her: wait are you a Thing?

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Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Cracker Barrel is just Waffle House for people who can’t throw a chair or a decent punch.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 06/10/2025

i dont think anyone experiences romantic love after 35. like your genes dont activate that feeling anymore because you should be dead by sabretooth tiger attack by now

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Her: What's your body count? Me: I haven't killed anyone yet.

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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

If delivery services actually start using drones I reserve the right to use electronic warfare

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Cav(R), Gentleman Rogue @combatcavscout.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

USMC SAW gunner, 2026, in full kit: “Ew, Starbucks?! Really, bro? The coffee at Exquisite Creatures on Ash Street is so much better than Starbucks!” Me in Kabul, 2012, holding a monkey’s paw: “I wish the military didn’t have to always deploy to shit holes.”

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

tomorrow is Yom Kippur and you’re supposed to read the story of Jonah but the only thing we have is a Norton edition King James Bible that I have from college so I’ll be reading Father Mapple’s sermon from Moby Dick to my six year old

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I’m stupid, arguing with me is completely pointless.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

[Werner Herzog voice] Charlie Brown seems surprised when Lucy pulls away the football, and yet he knows that failure is his destiny

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Dmytro Spivakov @dmytro-spivakov.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Mira is on a stellar 23 year old run of not tomahawking anybody, I think she deserves to have a few as a treat

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Everything I do is for the sake of enhancing my lore and making my obituary interesting

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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Not all demons have horns, some have nice tits

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Cat: meow? Me: I don't know how to explain better that you literally just ate fish, you are literally stuffed full of fish. You physically cannot eat more fish, just look at you. Cat: meow. Me: No time does not work differently in the "cat dimension" that is not even a thing

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Burrito Justice @burritojustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

A child free from the guilt of ownership and the burden of economic competition will grow up with the will to do what needs doing and the capacity for joy in doing it.

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