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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 8h
nationalpost.com/news/trump-m... We can't even manage our own media ecosystem. Also this is projection and they've been funding alberta seperatists. Mother fucker
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Trump may be gearing up to blame Canada for GOP midterm losses
The U.S. president may come out swinging if Republicans lose both chambers of Congress.
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 10h
炒饭 for breakfast, baby
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 10h
Pepperoncini brine 🤌🏼
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we not men? We are DEVO
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 23h
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 23h
It slaps
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If your body is a temple why does it keep shitting and pissing
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sore as hell & can't cook. Anyone able to help me eat until my food benefit refills over the weekend? I hope to be okay by then. 100 would work i think #MutualAid #helpsky 💸💕 www.paypal.me/longbongsilver cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dirty martini with the green peppercorn brine
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if they try to execute you and you don't die, they should have to let you go. witch rules
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doctors don't want you to know this, but you can hold a sublingual tablet against your dick vein and it works the same.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Red/orange/purple geode ⬇️
Geode ice-dye t-shirt dyed in reddish-orange and purple colors.
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pedofash theory undefeated
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These fascists know they're lying. They know the utter ridiculousness of the things they say. It's a flex. It's part of the power play. It's hierarchy.
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kick Yeet GTFO Off Cliff
ALT: Kick Yeet GTFO Off Cliff
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm vaccine injured (got an owwie on both shoulders)
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Hourly Peep Show @hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org · 04/10/2026
So, listen, that new office of yours, I think it's time we busted its virginity.
09:17
S05E06 Mark's Women 6 June 2008
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell yeah dude
a woodcut sign of a standing guy holding a tankard of ale and a long pipe in the other hand, with a little dog looking up at him

around the bottom it says WHO'LL SMOAK WITH EY MAN IN EY MOON
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If i were a parent i wouldn't upload my kids pictures to AI to create virtual school portraits. Are these people fucking stupid?
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
French Jamaicans be like "Bombe eclat"
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
French Jamaicans be like "Bombe eclat"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Simpsons could reinvigorate itself by finally doing the "Homer Simpson has had a huge dong this whole time" episode
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you see President Xi reporting on the five year plan
iron chef. foreground: red-clad iron chef hiroyuki sakai shaking hands with a challenger chef.

background: the dais with the judges applauding

caption on screen: CHINESE COOKING
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a snoochie boochies... we are far from the roaches of our ancestors
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Jay And Silent Bob's Iconic Oh Yeah Moment
Alt: Jay And Silent Bob's Iconic Oh Yeah Moment
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you see President Xi reporting on the five year plan
iron chef. foreground: red-clad iron chef hiroyuki sakai shaking hands with a challenger chef.

background: the dais with the judges applauding

caption on screen: CHINESE COOKING
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nationalpost.com/news/pierre-... This guy is such a cunt
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Poilievre urges Albertans to vote to stay in Canada, saying their issue is with the government, not the country
In an Edmonton speech, the Conservative leader set aside Liberal attacks in favour of a more neutral takedown of Ottawa's relentless excesses
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thai iced tea.
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anxiety riddled human @translucentcube.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Up next: tubgirl cat fountain
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
has anyone tried to get one of them there AI agents to put a hit out on em?
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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Disabled and broke, owe 200 dollars electric bill cuz of summer AC use (heart condition, needed cooler than most) #MutualAid #helpsky #signalboost #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky 💸💕 www.paypal.me/longbongsilver cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi... ko-fi.com/bpsycho
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who do you think is on the most hall passes across genders? Is it Gillian Anderson?
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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was just joking with the cinnamon roll thing cuz of the cat, but I could use dinner tonight. I'll be good to cook tomorrow. #MutualAid #helpsky 💸💕 www.paypal.me/longbongsilver cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi...
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/money/... lmao "trumps making everything more expensive, here's why that's good actually"
msn.com
MSN
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/money/... lmao "trumps making everything more expensive, here's why that's good actually"
msn.com
MSN
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/08/2026
can anyone help me. it’s kind of urgent. sorry
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Support marlo
Support marlo
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since everyone is talking about the Elon movie and it’s an AEW pay per view it’s worth remembering when the Young Bucks were thinking about how to quickly let everyone know their characters were gigantic douchbags and their two moves were to dress like this and rent a Cybertruck
Young Bucks getting out of the Cybertruck Young Bucks dressed like dickheads fist bumping in front of the Cybertruck
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mars Needs Moms ❎️ Mars Needs Tops ✅️
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) Season 5, Episode 6: The Game Aired: 10/28/1991, Syndication 00:08:18.005
Caption: leaving only the ice cream in the middle.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
Season 5, Episode 6: The Game
00:08:18.005

Aired: 10/28/1991, Syndication
Studio: Paramount Television
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A normal man @griffin173.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rocking up to the interview with a refreshment
Bloody Mary with a bunch of shit on top. Burger, hot dog, onion rings, etc
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reposting this bad boy since it's Harvest Moon tonight 🫡
Neil Young Harvest shirt (front) Neil Young Harvest shirt (back)
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ummah Thurman
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THEY'RE EATING THE SHORYUS, THEY'RE EATING THE KACHEEKS, THEY'RE EATING THE KOUGRA, OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THEY'RE EATING THE SHORYUS, THEY'RE EATING THE KACHEEKS, THEY'RE EATING THE KOUGRA, OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
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