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Jeremiah Graves

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A cannoli is just a dessert taquito
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was like "wait, what ... that sounds insane!" and then I took a quick lil looksee and realized that, until the Brewers became a playoff mainstay around 2018, they'd only made the postseason four times in franchise history: 1981: lost ALDS 1982: lost WS 2008: lost NLDS 2011: lost NLCS
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now
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EA Strom @profmisterlizzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BlueSky is the perfect place to find that sliver of the universe of politically engaged left-leaning people who ALSO love baseball, so let me note that the two times the Rays have gone to the World Series we’ve had a blue wave.
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No Country for Old X-Men
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead X-Men Tell No Tales
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Robin Hood: X-Men in Tights
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man fuck AI
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026
progressive movements are judged by their shrillest, most extreme members. regressive movements are judged by their calmest, most mainstream members. this is simple journalistic balance.
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's an alternate timeline where shorts are called pants and pants are called longs
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
'tis the season
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NL Wild Card — Braves vs Phillies (Game 3) in summation:
"Walks Will Haunt" graphic from the Metrodome
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Minnesota Twins 2027 Game Plan: get a pope
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s really stupid that we let someone get rich for making Facebook, do something important like making skittles
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mild critique: I am old. Start the games at 12pm, 3pm, 6pm, and 9pm. Avoid pretty much all overlap (barring extra innings) and ensure that I won't be up until 1am watching the west coast game.
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nacho Cheese Doritos would never hurt you like this.
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Red Sox and Yankees still only being in the 7th is some real throwback misery.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Willson Contreras should put on other players’ jerseys and go up to the plate for every Red Sox hitter
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Drew Starr @thedrewstarr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whoever wins the World Series should get to impale Liberty Biberty on the trophy.
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Yuki Cinqnoda @cinquinho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they should let Hawk Harrelson & His Holiness do an alternative Soxcast during the playoffs
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's happening
Pope Leo XIV in a Chicago White Sox cap
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that ball was well-struck
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Terry Mulholland on 7,425 days of rest
Terry Mulholland baseball card from 1991
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
. 9 year old me having just watched the phillies-braves the shadow (1994) broadcast booth on VHS 🤝 incapable of shutting the fuck up about the shadow
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Matt Vasgersian was 100% convinced that thing was gone. My friends, it was not gone. It was, in fact, very un-gone.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably the first time in 15 years I've looked at something Bryce Harper's done and thought "yeah that's how I would've done it"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the hell am I supposed to drink for breakfast?
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gary Busey
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nacho Cheese Doritos would never hurt you like this.
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
obligatory, dudes rock!
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a Mr. Potato head assembled by a toddler
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unemployment silver lining: zero conflicts during these early few days of wall-to-wall playoff baseball
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bold strategy cotton dot gif
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful" jokes on you, tech dweebs - my brain already does this for free!
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Jeremiah Graves @jeremiahgraves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
canonically the "holy spirit" is Malört now ... right?!
Pope Leo XIV (aka: "Chicago Pope") in a White Sox cap
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least we made it to friday
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