iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

looks like sniffing glue’s back on the menu boys

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

When my sister Skate and I unionized our hamsters we ended up with 41 comrades!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’d never get invited back to the medieval rites bc of all the barf

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ditto, tastes like poison!

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

All wine tastes expired!

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/10/2026

(Every morning) today I am getting my shit together

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this isn't who we used to pretend to be

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The losers of WWII and the Civil War are running America right now.

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The only good thing you can say about AI is that it might kill us

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

good news: it’s that time of year when they put away the regular flavored doomsday clock and get out the pumpkin spice flavored one

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I feel a great sense of kinship with everybody waiting parallel with me at this stop sign but everybody waiting perpendicular to me is my mortal enemy

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*knocking gently on a cocoon* are you almost done in there I really need to change

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 02/10/2026

dream wikipedia sections

Early schemes

Further schemes

(from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Podber)

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 25/05/2023

Oh I get it. Fun Onions.

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah, you name a baby andre the giant what did you think was gonna happen??

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

me: *aggressively flirting with a muppet* puppeteer: *places puppet on the table* but really, my name’s Paul me: *already looking at my phone again* cool

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

every muppet bleeds a different color

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have one thing to say to the people who drive those Jeeps without doors. Monsters are going to get your feet

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

looking to experience something for the faint of heart

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I respect my haters and share their concerns

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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pulling out a pack of flutes taking one out and playing an autumn morning’s melody then stomping the flute out on the ground.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I call that my “real laugh”

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is no McTry. There is only:

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Now is a season of moderation, a taming of the appetite" - Me, drinking herbal tea from a mug the size of my head

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

BREAKING: guy who has been historically bad for everything still going around and being bad for everything

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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023

Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

gotta straw that curls just right

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

new idea "hot plunge" it's like a cold plunge except the water is hot

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