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Mandibles

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Vermonster. Threatening aura. Coal Miner-core esthetic. Pet peeves: Kelly Clarkson

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teq @quilling.dev · 23/02/2026
bellybuttons are so scary
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/02/2026
valentine's day is always a hard time for me because of the massacre
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Alex Franqueira ✨🇱🇧 @alexfranq.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
go off jack white
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
nevermind spanish, some of you have three days to learn how to dance
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
RIP now loading
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 05/02/2026
Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I love how all these guys who were in the Epstein files are losing their jobs and Trump was named 38,000 times and people are like "It's cool he can still run the world"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
For those keeping score at home:
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Looks aren’t important to me in a relationship. I mean the other person’s are, of course, but mine aren’t.
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🤎Pretty LaBelle🌻 @niquivenus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Yall president boobooed on himself again today.
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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 02/02/2026
The GOP is okay with violence as long as they're the ones holding the gun.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕥 ⭕ @radiator9987.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Who up grounding their hog?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
the click that fountain coke machines make when you press them is a great click. probably one of the best clicks
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 31/01/2026
the vibes were off, your honor
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
hey pedophiles: knock it off!
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Nothing looks great on paper anymore.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
take some vitamin D you sun deficient piece of shit
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/02/2026
hey pigs don’t speak latin we’ve been lied to
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 01/02/2026
"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Sir, “white settlement” has gone woke.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What we really need is another Carrie that can combust all the evils w her telekinesis
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Liam and his dad are finally free and on their way back home to Minnesota. They never should have been kidnapped in the first place. abcnews.go.com/amp/US/5-yea...
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5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, father board plane for Minneapolis after detention center release
A federal judge on Saturday ordered that the pair be released.
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Neil Stenhouse @nstenhouse.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
Peter Attia 1752
Niall Ferguson 59
HR McMaster 35
Janna Levin 27
Roland Fryer 9
Derek Thompson 6
Mark Hyman 5
Roger Carstens 3
Arthur Brooks 2
Reihan Salam 2
Elliot Ackerman 0
Masih Alinejad 0
Caroline Chambers 0
Clare de Boer 0
Andrew Huberman 0
Casey Lewis 0
Patrick McGee 0
Lauren Sherman 0
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Beginning to understand why the kids were eating tide pods there for a bit.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Why hast thou forsaken me‽ Oh, right, that.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” - physics professors
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
please sir i would like to come to human prey island what day/night will be your bloodiest hunt
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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Death sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/01/2026
Six days ago federal officers murdered a man in the streets of Minneapolis and we still don't know their identities. Is there any modern precedent for this?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Dept. of Justice over here like pornhub
age verification on DOJ website
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Huh. This entire administration is an Epstein Island afterparty.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
this is the worst “you’ll be visited by three ghosts”
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Ally (in Euroskyland) @allybfraz.eurosky.social · 29/01/2026
Regular reminder that ICE is NOT law enforcement.
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