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Katie Martin

@katie0martin.ft.com
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#TeamFT, Unhedged pod, E17, gardening, plazzy Scouser. I never give investment advice. Beware scammers impersonating me to sell crypto etc. FT "Free to read" = 300 free clicks. *Stop the pervert glasses*

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 18/08/2026
i'm not saying everyone who wears the glasses is necessarily a pervert. i am saying every single pervert on earth will buy the glasses. ban them from general use. allow them for visual impairments only. ban the pervert glasses.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 3h
careful, now www.ft.com/content/5c1c...
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AI debt surge raises risk of sharp market correction, warns Bank of England
Governor says regulators ‘cannot stand aside’ and assume AI industry will resolve the risks it presents to financial system stability
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 9h
POD me & @robarmstrong.bsky.social & @ncbrooker.bsky.social on STOCK PICKING and the FT's stock picking game, featuring -why is it so hard? -all hail the supermarket manager from Surrey -What's the point of all this anyway? -pesky kids open.spotify.com/episode/2itD...
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An ode to stock picking
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 9h
POD me & @robarmstrong.bsky.social & @ncbrooker.bsky.social on STOCK PICKING and the FT's stock picking game, featuring -why is it so hard? -all hail the supermarket manager from Surrey -What's the point of all this anyway? -pesky kids open.spotify.com/episode/2itD...
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FOHF @fohf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The bond market
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I'm The Captain Now - Captain Phillips Meme
ALT: I'm The Captain Now - Captain Phillips Meme
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/09/2026
just say the rings will end humanity, they'll be queueing around the block for the shares. Simples.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/09/2026
Good. Burn the perverts' heads. futurism.com/robots-and-m...
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New Smart Glasses Scald Users' Heads With Horrific Temperatures
Gadget maker Inmo had to recall its Air3 smart glasses because the left arm can "overheat during extended use," posing a "risk of injury."
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/09/2026
Luckily the oil traders know what's going on... .... Right?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/09/2026
David Zervos, Scott Bessent’s new adviser, has opinions - www.ft.com/content/2194...
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David Zervos, Scott Bessent’s new adviser, has opinions
Not a TACO fan
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/09/2026
Either this is true, in which case *what are we doing here*? Shut it down. Or it's bullshit, in which case these are truly silly people unworthy of our money
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Mark Peifer (He, him) @peiferlabunc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's winning Biology All email--in fact this is a contender for best this year
Hi all,

We received a package with no name to GSB 2144 with 80 sheep brains in it. If you are expecting this package, please reach out and we can coordinate the pickup!

Best wishes,
Jenna
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
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Ben McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s that crypto company Tether in the news again 🤔 apple.news/ATZI2jCK5THy...
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Senate Investigation Finds Rampant Use of Tether’s Stablecoin by Iranian Regime — The Wall Street Journal
Wallets sanctioned over Iran ties overwhelmingly dealt in Tether’s USDT stablecoin, according to Senate Democrats
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/09/2026
please, my bonds, they are very sick
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/09/2026
if the kidz are looking for somewhere else deserted to hang out online, they could find some kind of US Treasury Bonds Fan Club site
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Jan Jęcz @jeczjan.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Audio from the conversation with one of the kids is priceless bsky.app/profile/solo...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/09/2026
OOF, kids are BRUTAL techcrunch.com/2026/09/25/t...
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The hottest new hangout for middle schoolers is NPR's comment section? | TechCrunch
When NPR staffers flagged strange comments under their podcasts on Spotify as bots, it took a Gen Z colleague to (immediately) figure out the mystery.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/09/2026
hyperscalers, hold my beer
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/09/2026
ok the important thing tho: is Traitors on this Thursday? (yes i could look it up but i wanna give the fun sponges early warning to mute 'traitors' kinda now, and also we must all agree: NO SPOILERS)
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/09/2026
really nice FT Big Read today on the biggest shake-up in financial markets that not enough people know about: www.ft.com/content/00f9...
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AI hyperscalers are transforming debt
The sector’s huge capital needs are forcing companies and countries to rethink how they borrow money
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 27/09/2026
Very much up for this Running the world’s booziest marathon - as.ft.com/r/2313e217-f...
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Running the world’s booziest marathon
Every September, the vineyards of the Médoc host a race like no other. Duncan Craig raises a glass and joins in
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 27/09/2026
Just for once I'd like one of these "why I quit Britain" pieces to say "I hate poor people and I want to keep all my money, it's all miiiiiine, screw you guys"
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Mr Rogers' Unexpected Response
ALT: Mr Rogers' Unexpected Response
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 27/09/2026
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Woman Laughing While Drinking Coffee
ALT: Woman Laughing While Drinking Coffee
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 27/09/2026
I'd be amazed if they turn up to this
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 27/09/2026
Everyone is twelve 🙄
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 27/09/2026
The UK’s IMF bailout has things to teach us 50 years on ft.trib.al/kjiSeh8
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The UK’s IMF bailout has things to teach us 50 years on
A different Healey may be chancellor but he faces a set of parallel challenges
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 26/09/2026
This shitshow in bonds is the perfect environment for an accident. Fun! Me, 300 free clicks Bond ructions point to new danger zone in markets - as.ft.com/r/95199679-b...
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Bond ructions point to new danger zone in markets
Sell-offs of this scale and speed have the potential to light fires in other parts of the financial system
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Tony Tassell @tonytassell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“All great art makes you look at the world differently” - superb tribute by @stephenkb.bsky.social of the masterpiece that is the 7 Up series as.ft.com/r/bf39a93c-f...
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The ‘7 Up’ series: didactic social history as masterpiece
This vivid and complex account of life as it is lived has proved to be one of the great happy accidents of television
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
Oh whoops look what mY aGeNtS have done now lol sorry
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
the home of Lily Savage, what more can you want?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
THE POD me, @iankmsmith.ft.com and @robarmstrong.bsky.social on this week's BOND BOMBSHELL, featuring: -wheels coming off -our bonds, your problem -wetting your pants at the north pole -Rob being right for once open.spotify.com/episode/4p1R...
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Bond bombshell
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
still trolling, and who can blame them?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I unironically love it when analysts say 'fair enough, we got this wrong'. It's incredibly rare. Normally it's all 'oh here are our new forecasts', which is really sneaky and crap and unhelpful for clients. So, hats off to MS for this
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
THE POD me, @iankmsmith.ft.com and @robarmstrong.bsky.social on this week's BOND BOMBSHELL, featuring: -wheels coming off -our bonds, your problem -wetting your pants at the north pole -Rob being right for once open.spotify.com/episode/4p1R...
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Bond bombshell
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
Oh man, poor guy. Such a talent
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
Senior Managers Regime but for tech bros instead of bankers
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
"the campaign"
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Paul McNamara @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#BanthePervertGlasses
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
guys if you go rogue that many times, it's a feature, not a bug
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 24/09/2026
Join us for a live markets-themed Q&A with columnist Katie Martin and US financial commentator Robert Armstrong. The session will take place from 1pm to 2pm (BST) today, Thursday September 24 ft.trib.al/FhWtP4v
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
no notes. ban the pervert glasses.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
Pain. (Mr UST?)
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Robert Wright @reporterrwright.ft.com · 24/09/2026
Wondered what would happen after the posting of that video showing the apparent stabbing of a dinghy in the Channel? Read my story about the arrest of the man who posted it: as.ft.com/r/115f09d2-3...
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Anti-migrant protest leader arrested after posting video stabbing a dinghy
Rightwing activist who calls himself Danny Tommo was also one of the organisers of a recent blockade of Dover
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
5.14 on the 10y 🥺 158 USDJPY 😵 Ideas for Scott 🏚️ Bessent:
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