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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 4h
I learned that one person who I email frequently about errors is, in fact, retiring. I’m not saying my emails caused this, but I smile at the thought that I contributed.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 5h
@andrew3000.bsky.social boooooo
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1 outta 2 ain’t bad (I have no chill)
when you're in a meeting at work & they ask you to share a fun fact about yourself
mentally ill
but totally chill
A black cat wearing a pink neckerchief and jaunty pink cat
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What I wouldn’t give for a substitute teacher who could simply read the clear directions I have left for children to do one task. Now I have to respond to several panicked children who have legit concerns because an adult couldn’t be arsed.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On a lighter note, the person I email frequently about errors in materials signed an email “warmly,” which made me chortle loudly because I know he would literally k me if given the opportunity
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mom’s surgery went well! Still getting over the shock of meeting her in the recovery room and being told, “She can go any time!” Actually, she can’t, because she’s still coming out the anesthesia and she’s delirious!!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dad: Do you know what ABS is Me, taking a chance: Brakes! My dad: Clearly a guess, but I’ll let that go
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother. Chiron: Fuck
You can drop a single f bomb into Shakespeare. Where are you putting it?
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This post brought to you by All About Eve
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love Thelma Ritter
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mom is currently laughing it up with a 71 year old insurance rep (who she called with a question) who is getting a knee replacement soon. She is giving him tips for getting the PT paid by supplemental insurance ❤️
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I read this book two years ago, but this still feels like an accomplishment!!!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mom is in pain 24-7 from a fall and has had a ton of frustrating side effects. She is scheduled for surgery on Monday. 🙏🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Me: How are you doing? My mom: Oh, I’m fine. I know a lot of people have it a lot worse.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Toxic trait singular?
My toxic trait is when I find out someone doesn't like me I try to make it worse
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two siblings were called for their flu shots and their names are Raven and Simone 🤯
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coworker: my kid says she shows you photos of our dog at the end of class every day Me: it’s true and I love your dog Coworker: why does she do that? Me: I don’t question gifts from the universe
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Child: Miss, you got that English teacher fit going. Me, appraising my outfit: Oh, because I’m wearing a scarf? Child: A scarf and that famous can-do attitude! Me: HAHAHAHA you’re a delight
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look at how happy the dog looks
Bumper sticker that reads “keep honking my dog is driving” and the dog is grinning as its ears flap in the wind [is the dog speeding??]
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 23/09/2026
At 24, she discovered pulsars. The Nobel Prize went to her male supervisor. Jocelyn Bell Burnell spotted the signals that changed astronomy. Decades later, she received a $3 million physics prize. She gave it all away to help underrepresented students become scientists. #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance
Black-and-white photo of Jocelyn Bell Burnell smiling outdoors beside a large radio telescope array, holding papers in her hands.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To add insult to injury, I was making an ice cream sundae in my dreams when my alarm went off. I had just ladled a generous bit of marshmallow topping (was it cursed IDK)
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just realized I’m getting my Covid shot on 9/25: I hope I get Moderna
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Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink
Alt: Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@perchorin.bsky.social our old friends are back!
So many skeletons for Halloween decorations on a lawn. Not sure if the Golden Girls are seated in front?
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My fave!
A sunflower growing next to a telephone pole
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seems bad!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know what I won’t miss when it’s gone? Jackhammering 3 - 4 hours a day directly outside of my room.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love these people
Brought my car to get inspected and walked in on one owner screaming at the other, "The only people who respect you are dogs!!! And they are NOT PEOPLE!!!" Every time I come here, I miss my dad's store.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My mom: I thought about trying to make it from my bedroom to the kitchen without using the walker or the cane. Me: Cool! It’ll probably take me 40 min to get there if I leave now, so please do whatever you want BEFORE I K#LL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!! My mom: [pause] Noted! I’ll use the walker!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had to do icebreakers & the prompt was “What’s something you’re trying to learn” & we had to tell 1 person. THEN we were told that the other person was going to share our answer with the whole group. My partner said, “[She] is trying to learn to be less angry” & everyone laughed uproariously.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For several (4??) years, I thought this was an Ed Sheer#n song and finally J had to be like “Are you serious? I thought you were joking this whole time.” youtu.be/RBumgq5yVrA
youtu.be
Passenger | Let Her Go (Official Video)
YouTube video by Passenger
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kate Atkinson has a new book out!!!
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
“All we need to be free, is to destroy a little property” - Tina Belcher, going harder than I expected.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t mean to brag (I do!) but I managed not to shit my pants today despite being very close to shitting said pants! (Perhaps I am bragging??)
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me screaming EDITH WHARTON, YOU PHILISTINES!!!! during Jeopardy (I credit her for my decades-long crippling financial panic; you were a real one, Edith!)
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just sitting here but if you took my pulse, you may wonder if I’ve just been told I have 47 seconds to disarm a bomb. This level of stress is probably good for my health!!!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dahlia!
Purple and white dahlias
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember when Veruca Salt was reaching her limit and calmly sang that if she didn’t get her way, she was going to scream Should I identify with Veruca salt thus much
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Update: on the side roads detour, I almost hit a deer — but DIDN’T. That’s it; I’m buying a lottery ticket tonight (or I’ll just rip up a 5 dollar bill if I forget)
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love to be fully stopped on the highway
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dahlia!
Darker and lighter pink dahlia with green leaves in the background
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Doctor: You can take Tylenol every 4 hours My mom, shoehorning in how much she hates That Guy: At least you understand that Tylenol is safe, unlike that idiot!!!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My mom and her cousin have been best friends for 60+ years and now my cousin and I get to bond over shit talking them. Life is beautiful!
I watch my kids on life 360. I watch my mom on life 360.She lies like a teenager

I was a teenaged liar and I was way fucking better at it!!!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dahlia and neighborhood local
Orange and yellow dahlia and a fuzzy bee
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just got home from a visit to urgent care; I bullied my mom into going after she fell. Nothing says “I love you like having this convo in front of a doctor
I just learned from her telling the doctor that she fell last week!!! The fucking lies continue
"I don't want to worry you"
Me "absolutely, you should die rather than inconvenience me"
Doctor just asked me if I'm the oldest daughter
Like, we can spot each other
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
More dahlias
Red and yellow dahlias against a bright blue sky
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hold onto your butts; I saw so many dahlias today
Orange, pink, and yellow dahlias against a bright blue sky
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey you guys want any free items
Pink sign on a telephone pole that just reads “free items”
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s important to make yourself laugh
Me being rude to a scammer
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everyone is fighting a battle we know nothing about … except I will tell you my battle is not screaming “What the fuck are you doing, you ASSHOLE” as people blow through stop signs at 30 mph
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me, dealing with incompetent adults
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Dog Golden Retriever
Alt: A dog giving you side eye and rolling up the window
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