Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 4hI learned that one person who I email frequently about errors is, in fact, retiring. I’m not saying my emails caused this, but I smile at the thought that I contributed. 141
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What I wouldn’t give for a substitute teacher who could simply read the clear directions I have left for children to do one task. Now I have to respond to several panicked children who have legit concerns because an adult couldn’t be arsed. 052
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On a lighter note, the person I email frequently about errors in materials signed an email “warmly,” which made me chortle loudly because I know he would literally k me if given the opportunity 2101
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My mom’s surgery went well! Still getting over the shock of meeting her in the recovery room and being told, “She can go any time!” Actually, she can’t, because she’s still coming out the anesthesia and she’s delirious!! 3120
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My dad: Do you know what ABS is Me, taking a chance: Brakes! My dad: Clearly a guess, but I’ll let that go 0120
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother. Chiron: Fuck 092
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My mom is currently laughing it up with a 71 year old insurance rep (who she called with a question) who is getting a knee replacement soon. She is giving him tips for getting the PT paid by supplemental insurance ❤️ 071
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I read this book two years ago, but this still feels like an accomplishment!!! 050
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My mom is in pain 24-7 from a fall and has had a ton of frustrating side effects. She is scheduled for surgery on Monday. 🙏🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Me: How are you doing? My mom: Oh, I’m fine. I know a lot of people have it a lot worse. 390
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Two siblings were called for their flu shots and their names are Raven and Simone 🤯 171
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Coworker: my kid says she shows you photos of our dog at the end of class every day Me: it’s true and I love your dog Coworker: why does she do that? Me: I don’t question gifts from the universe 061
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Child: Miss, you got that English teacher fit going. Me, appraising my outfit: Oh, because I’m wearing a scarf? Child: A scarf and that famous can-do attitude! Me: HAHAHAHA you’re a delight 091
Reposted by MspreposterousAndrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 23/09/2026At 24, she discovered pulsars. The Nobel Prize went to her male supervisor. Jocelyn Bell Burnell spotted the signals that changed astronomy. Decades later, she received a $3 million physics prize. She gave it all away to help underrepresented students become scientists. #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance 16683297
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026To add insult to injury, I was making an ice cream sundae in my dreams when my alarm went off. I had just ladled a generous bit of marshmallow topping (was it cursed IDK) 271
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just realized I’m getting my Covid shot on 9/25: I hope I get Modernastatic.klipy.comDolly Parton's Iconic WinkAlt: Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink 280
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@perchorin.bsky.social our old friends are back! 170
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know what I won’t miss when it’s gone? Jackhammering 3 - 4 hours a day directly outside of my room. 170
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My mom: I thought about trying to make it from my bedroom to the kitchen without using the walker or the cane. Me: Cool! It’ll probably take me 40 min to get there if I leave now, so please do whatever you want BEFORE I K#LL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!! My mom: [pause] Noted! I’ll use the walker! 291
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Had to do icebreakers & the prompt was “What’s something you’re trying to learn” & we had to tell 1 person. THEN we were told that the other person was going to share our answer with the whole group. My partner said, “[She] is trying to learn to be less angry” & everyone laughed uproariously. 3111
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026For several (4??) years, I thought this was an Ed Sheer#n song and finally J had to be like “Are you serious? I thought you were joking this whole time.” youtu.be/RBumgq5yVrAyoutu.bePassenger | Let Her Go (Official Video)YouTube video by Passenger 010
Reposted by MspreposterousI Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026“All we need to be free, is to destroy a little property” - Tina Belcher, going harder than I expected. 29111
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t mean to brag (I do!) but I managed not to shit my pants today despite being very close to shitting said pants! (Perhaps I am bragging??) 191
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me screaming EDITH WHARTON, YOU PHILISTINES!!!! during Jeopardy (I credit her for my decades-long crippling financial panic; you were a real one, Edith!) 0110
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just sitting here but if you took my pulse, you may wonder if I’ve just been told I have 47 seconds to disarm a bomb. This level of stress is probably good for my health!!! 151
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remember when Veruca Salt was reaching her limit and calmly sang that if she didn’t get her way, she was going to scream Should I identify with Veruca salt thus much 1101
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Update: on the side roads detour, I almost hit a deer — but DIDN’T. That’s it; I’m buying a lottery ticket tonight (or I’ll just rip up a 5 dollar bill if I forget) 060
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Doctor: You can take Tylenol every 4 hours My mom, shoehorning in how much she hates That Guy: At least you understand that Tylenol is safe, unlike that idiot!!! 161
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My mom and her cousin have been best friends for 60+ years and now my cousin and I get to bond over shit talking them. Life is beautiful! 140
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just got home from a visit to urgent care; I bullied my mom into going after she fell. Nothing says “I love you like having this convo in front of a doctor 161
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hold onto your butts; I saw so many dahlias today 180
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone is fighting a battle we know nothing about … except I will tell you my battle is not screaming “What the fuck are you doing, you ASSHOLE” as people blow through stop signs at 30 mph 181
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Me, dealing with incompetent adultsstatic.klipy.comDog Golden RetrieverAlt: A dog giving you side eye and rolling up the window 1112