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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 4h

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 20m

The wife tried to clean the garage door with a magic eraser today and that didn’t work. So she took the kids to Lowe’s and bought a pressure washer, to clean the garage door. Which she let the kids use to clean the garage door. Which is why there is a penis carved into our driveway now

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 17m

I have too much Harley shit. One of you must be a closeted Harley person that needs some of this stuff, I really don’t need to build a third bike

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 20m

Boy, the Thursday Night Football pregame show sure is talking about Deshaun Watson in a way that sucks.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t get nearly as many James Hetfield comments these days but I hear Chuck Liddell twice a week. The difference between dive bar and gym bros

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 19h

The amount that it’s raining is a lot #weather

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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Remember when Tony Stewart murdered a guy?

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ALEC BOHM FOR THE LEAD!!!!!

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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This will forever be the “Watched Alec Bohm’s homer on my phone on the shitter at Epcot in Norway Game”

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Catastrophic sock failure in the gym is a bitch

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just had a dream about a muffin that was so good it woke me up

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Why do you know that?” I don’t know why I know anything, Sharon

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

forsooth, yon hyundai doth approach at a rate most alarming

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey guys, I listen to some country, the song is fine, it’ll all be ok. This should settle it, I don’t expect to see any more discussion on the subject

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got all gussied up but don’t have much of a social battery today so all I managed was a trip to Walgreens when I had planned for some beer and pinball, too

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is the last of our old boilers. The round section is from the steam drum at the top of the boiler. This was a pretty small, compared to what I’ve worked with anyway, “D type” water tube boiler, and it was a good one

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026

she’s like a toddler that wanders into your room with a new dance she learned that’s just spinning weird, while you’re on the phone with the bank trying to figure out if your identity was stolen

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just had a slice for breakfast, it’s some sort of Oreo fudge cake. Starting to think everyone likes me bigger holy shit this is good

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got home from work to discover The Child made a chocolate fudge cake AND did all the dishes. Hell yes.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Garfield doesn’t have any friends. He has family. He has a lady cat who he has intense sexual chemistry with. He is a renegade much like Dom Toretto in the Fast & Furious movies.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

people keep saying "post the map" Listen to me very carefully you idiots I will never post the fucking map

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Danny Dimes when he gets a little space to move

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Matt Serwe @serwewx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If he wasn’t so caked, KC would have won. Wild.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That boy wiggly

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When everyone else in the trick-or-treating group got raisins, but you got a RingPop.

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trav is looking rejuvenated because Taylor won’t let him watch Rush Hour 2 right before bedtime anymore so he’d actually getting a good night’s sleep

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you ever lose your pet millennial just scream out FATHER!!!!!! in your best serj tankian and you’ll immediately find about forty of em

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tampa/Cleveland being the first nfl game coached by two dudes named Todd feels right

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Alex Ripstein @axelripper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Here, enjoy a Ukranian dude making a knife from Russian artillery. youtu.be/Akb3YKqPYH0?...

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Shrapnel Damascus steel made from flechettes.

YouTube video by shurap

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My kids and the babysitter watching the Domino’s tracker

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I haven’t heard from my dad since the 11th. Good to know he’s still doing fine.

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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