Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 3hHe coulda stopped the Joker before he got started 000
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 18hSat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent. 13839148
Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 19hSomeone please photoshop Brian’s Hat into this 010
Reposted by Alt Wallet Inspector𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵 161736311
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When someone tells you they buy pasteurized milk 530725
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEOtheonion.comDude Wipes Introduces New Flushable KhakisCHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i... 301248120
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorLadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224548616
Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They call Tony Stewart “Smoke” because all of his victims end up in the crematorium 010
Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remember when Tony Stewart murdered a guy? 071
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 29/09/2026Sen. Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury for denying he attended a Feb. 3, 2024 Atlanta Hawks vs. Golden State Warriors game. Turns out, Jack Smith was actually at an Iowa Hawkeyes game in Maryland, watching Caitlin Clark play. @samsteindc.bsky.social breaks down Schmitt's humiliation: 72976208
Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like we’ve evolved past the need for a Savannah Banana 020
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Senior editor Cereese Qusba spent months reporting on the case before breaking the news of the lawsuit on September 18.”thecut.comHow Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.” 231555545
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/... 211776525
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.” The late great RODNEY DANGERFIELD on The Tonight Show. 512071342
Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I predicted like 3 years ago Lawrence was gonna win the MVP that season. But he couldn’t finish drives that season. Now he’s finishing drives. 000
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He seems nice. 2813046195
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away 54980174
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comArtie, the Strongest Man, Pole Vaults in Pete & PeteALT: Artie, the Strongest Man, Pole Vaults in Pete & Pete 3252
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The plan: Build a 200-room, 300-bathroom data center, 70% subsidized by federal and local governments. Make it accessible to the train. Build a supermarket for the 800 people doing 24/7 on-site maintenance. Call it the future of technology. Make OpenAI pay for the rest. Then let people move in. 552161270
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Electromagnetic Deconfliction Another thing this administration executes poorly 439317
Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Damn who’s setting the alarm for the Green Day guy? It’s almost that time 010
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit lmao 982178516
Reposted by Alt Wallet Inspectorrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/09/2026mitch mcconnell, sit your white ass down and listen! NO NOT LIKE THAT!!! -how you all sound right now 119621
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026I had to make this a jingle 162139552
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892934433
Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I heard Jared is getting a new kind of footlong hotdog… in JAIL 010
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 196523945
Reposted by Alt Wallet Inspectorworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026he was doing so good up until now 514314
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorFantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 20/09/2026Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social 201036174
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *cue yakety sax* 32983201
Reposted by Alt Wallet Inspectormore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026pac-man sound 211412
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 296032766
Reposted by Alt Wallet InspectorNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only) 301036292
