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MoralOrelHershiser

@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social
520 followers 433 following 6.5K posts

Trying to get Caillou to meet me in Temecula Top .005% Sugar Ray listener Kurt Warner terrifier CTE haver Uniball #FreemanTurtlehead2028 #bleeding

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 13h
I was cleaning out boxes awhile back and look what I found
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey buuuuuuuuuudy
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Torque to spec
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We were going to take a fun family picture but Turtle’s struggles made the outtakes the real gem
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I look like I have opinions on tractor brands
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here’s my current stack. I find that if I rotate I seem to sweat less? I use the Carpe more often than the others, it seems to last longer. All of them turn the underarms on my shirts into a superfund site One of my biggest fears has always been being The Smelly Guy so I work very hard at this
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too much
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got all gussied up but don’t have much of a social battery today so all I managed was a trip to Walgreens when I had planned for some beer and pinball, too
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the last of our old boilers. The round section is from the steam drum at the top of the boiler. This was a pretty small, compared to what I’ve worked with anyway, “D type” water tube boiler, and it was a good one
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I haven’t heard from my dad since the 11th. Good to know he’s still doing fine.
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whomst wants to celebrate my birthday?
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can tell them when they get here
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When the American Legion in your college town was run by some old fbi guys
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Behold. High school Turtlehead
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG Da Pine
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mute me if you must because I’m never shutting up about it
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been using the Too Good To Go app for a couple weeks, you get a grab bag of stuff that didn’t sell during the day for cheap so it doesn’t go to waste. I got 5 pastries from the local coffee shop for $7 today (also patronize Hardy if you’re local, it’s delicious) tgtg.onelink.me/OGjG/bp0b552d
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jrc.bsky.social I picked up this sweet Leo Romero maze awhile back. Getting ready to put it on the wall. “Signed” by Leo (it’s not really a signature but that’s cool with me) done by a local artist who has held the Guinness record for hand drawn mazes www.instagram.com/idrawmazes?s...
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah let me get a pair of the “stepping on shit feeling” insoles
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At least let me play space invaders or something. I wonder if anyone has run Doom on a vape yet?
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m going to make something no man should eat. I’m not sure exactly what, yet
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is this the lettuce everyone is talking about?
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Box wagon at the DG across from the gym. Brb going to go make someone regret talking to me
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yoiiiiiiiiiiink’d for my eggs tonight
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ball Knower
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#Gainz are temporary Wu Tang is forever
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*yoink*
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The oldest is on a trip to Lake Superior. I’m trying not to be a pain in the ass but there are some things I need to know
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have you seen my map? There’s another map with more on it that I need to get
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m sure recovery from a torn rotator cuff at 46 won’t be a big deal at all
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Benson First Friday. Always fun
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mad I can’t get these in my size
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Real degen behaviors but Haynes Kang is now my new favorite player ever
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I got some new under shirts that aren’t all stretched out. I’m not a terribly exciting man these days.
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Girl i just want you to know you’ve got
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🎶 up on the rooftop listening to punk rock 🎶
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just checked, it’s number 20 on the monster map
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I feel like I shouldn’t be allowed to buy these paper towels
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You guys remember when I got bit by a squirrel? Simpler times
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nickel profile compared to the vinegar nickel
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
4 weeks ago Turtle and I put 4 coins in some 5% vinegar. We just washed them off. The nickel is almost completely gone. We’re going to experiment with coins of different ages and some other household acids
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Weed store puddle light
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A modern Hot Heap
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Update #nobodycares Shakey is never not broken. Such is the life of a “fast” tractor.
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I forgot about this picture of both of my motorcycles being broken at the same time #classic behavior out of them (Puddin’ was still purple back then, and Shakey was white. They grow up so fast)
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Same vibes. I love it
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They call it the “meat master” so hopefully it isn’t so fruit averse I lose a finger to one of my favorite knives
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whomst has had one of these?
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