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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER

@thequeso.bsky.social
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 3h
Mid 90s Cage Power Rankings 1 The Rock 2 Gone in 60 Seconds 3 Con Air 4 Leaving Las Vegas 5 face/off 6 honeymoon in Vegas 7 fire birds 8 the family man 9 snake eyes
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 4h
These goddamn Kenny Rogers draft kings ads make me want to [TERMS OF SERVICE VIOLATION]
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 4h
I finally did @brianmfloyd.bsky.social’s macaroni and cheese in a skillet and I’m never doing anything else again.
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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 8h
My 1DS has been live for almost 16 hours at this point and more than 1500 people have played it, which is already beyond what I dared to hope. There's still plenty of time for you to jump on the bandwagon with all the cool kids!
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 7h
stealing money.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 7h
I have no opinion on Babyface, but the Talking Heads suck, Bo.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 9h
that but also if Oklahoma wins in the Cotton Bowl on the second Saturday in October fall officially begins, but if Texas wins we have six more weeks of Summer.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 9h
USAF can get you in a chute and in a C-130 over Kharg Island in 48 hours, plane's waiting.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 9h
OU Health Science Center trying to bill me $800 for an MRI that never happen and saying they're going to take me to collections for a bill they said they were reversing?
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Kevin Hart: It's About To Go Down
ALT: Kevin Hart: It's About To Go Down
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 9h
Posted the kids’ backyard playhouse that they have long out grown and the nieces and nephews are generally forbidden to play on on NextDoor this morning and it’s already been claimed and taken down And that really feels like the end of one phase of parenting.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 12h
Climate change is real, people, and you give us this??
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 13h
There's so much _anger_ towards 2024 from people (not saying it's not valid!) that it clouds their strategy. In terms of marginal votes, this is a year where the strategy is towards "it's understandable you pulled the lever this way (not really), but you should know that the GOP hates you."
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 13h
Speed kills.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 17h
Reddit atheist democratic amateur political consultants on BlueSky: fade them
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 17h
250 years ago: y’all have food?
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its not good when you hear an attorney tell somebody "do not email them about this, call them....Because an email is discoverable."
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cringe, for lack of a better word, is good. Cringe is right. Cringe works. Cringe clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cringe, in all of its forms -- cringe for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god as a I lace up my running shoes
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
main takeaway from the extended cuts of the Schmitt / Smith imbroglio is that Katie Britt has been on a cycle of tirzepatide but didn't get enough protein
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god ain't made plantar fasciitis bad enough to make me wear Hokas though
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oklahoma football is at the "13,000 responses and 8,000 written comments in response to an On3 writer's survey about the state of the fanbase in less than 24 hours" level of a meltdown right now, FYI.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i bought one of them Skylight calendars for the family and it syncs all of our calendars into one and if I drag a pdf into the app it sets appointments based on that and that's AI and straight up you can pry it from my cold dead hands.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh my god shut the fuck up about AI calendars and shopping lists and to-do lists, both ways. if it works for you, do it. if it doesn't work for you, don't do it. nobody actually gives a shit. the cubs play tonight and NBA media days are this week.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Villanova and NYU alums Federalist Society dorks in Eric Schmidt's office fucked this shit up. Sportsball-assed political party.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mike fucking stoops.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Call me crazy but wasn’t there a @defector.com story about Jack Smith going to that Maryland Iowa game?
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
12 point deduction, moving on.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...Texas GOP to activate the South Asian vote in Texas for the Democrats??
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the degree to which the national attitude toward Lincoln Riley has just cratered in the last five years is unimaginable. Nobody is defending him.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nope, Loud City baby, best homecourt advantage in the NBA, needed seven games to beat a team without its #2 and #3 scorers see you next year motherfuckers
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PABLO GOT PASTOR CRAIG
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Pinky Herman @walkerbrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things are going well in Oklahoma @purrtah.bsky.social www.oklahoman.com/story/news/p...
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the mind boggles
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what, Markuswayne?
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
trying to get a lift in four hours after lunch is not a recipe for success. still checked the box, still hit the weights and reps I wanted, but I am fuckin shot.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This ad endorsed by James Talarico for Senate
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well well well pretty hard to find a man made island libertarian paradise that doesn’t suck shit is it.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The #### Punters just haven’t gotten the starting lineup dialed in yet.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re still posting that you’ve never heard or don’t get it or it’s not even good about Ella Langley and Choosing Texas Congratulations, you are old. You have become your parents. What a blessing it is to grow old.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is AI safety.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every person on this website who says they've never heard an Ed Sheeran song or heard of the song Choosin' Texas is gonna have sooooo many opinions about what the mainstream US voter actually wants to hear from the Democrats this fall.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never have teenage boys they will do a two hour workout walk around in their unbelievably sweaty underwear and then sit on you
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you don’t feel like crying right now I would recommend not seeking out Justin Verlander final game content.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So Mestemaker throws a beautiful ball, huh.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching OU play offense makes me understand how old white people feel when they watch Fox News
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Joe @isthisshiton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
maybe one of the worst self-inflicted program injuries has to be extending brent venables' contract before the season. imagine if they knew this season was going to happen.
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We could have fired Brent Venables in 2024
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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WE ARE BACK IN THIS SHIT LETS FUCKING GO
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