Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 22hSullying the good name of music pastors everywhere with that horrible AI song. Also the other thing. 080
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 23hI swear Austin Riley sucks against everyone else, I’m not crazy right? 3241
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Very funny to confuse the shit out of the witness, then have the entire room slowly piece together that you’re a dipshit and your response is to get increasingly mad about it. 1301
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fumigating the Mets stink. It is never too late to fumigate the Mets stink. 0180
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“The Pats just had a weak schedule” turned out to be a first ballot hall of fame talking point 1250
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At this point the best case scenario for the Phillies is choking away the playoff spot and then a labor stoppage until 2039 2370
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[song finally ends] DEFENDANT: So what’d you guys think? Pretty good right?? 1163
Reposted by MikeOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 382112683045
Reposted by MikeYuki Cinqnoda @cinquinho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026sat behind a guy for five full minutes while he tried to turn left out of a parking lot on a hyper busy six lane road where its clearly marked right turn only for many reasons and then he immediately got t-boned when he finally decided to go for it 4312
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Next week: NYT asks 12 Trump voters to decide the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century 130
Reposted by Mikebastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time 291490340
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Obviously no outlet should give the VP anonymity but this is a very funny way for it to go. 1131
Reposted by MikeAdam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Feel like I’m running out of time to become a Venga Boy. 4112
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is great, pretty much my only opinion about soccer is Fuck That Guy, so seeing him get nuked on a kick return sounds like a solid plan 091
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026tough call but I’d have to say pretty much any moment in the 2011 season when a piano did not fall from sky onto Todd Graham 2111
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026anyone with a sick, deranged animal fetish should not be near the levers of power pic unrelated 0194
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NL wild card scenarios are an absolute clusterfuck so bet on one of them making the world series 0120
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This has kinda felt like a postseason game and if this inning happened in a postseason game I would be levitating and shooting lightning out of my hands like Raiden 0220
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You couldn’t have even get the sentence “Jayden Daniels and Jaxson Dart are gonna get themselves killed playing like that” out of your mouth 1111
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pure hubris by the Rams thinking they would come out wearing that ugly shit and play well 2110
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s always the ones you least expect. Except for when it’s the ones you most expect, like this. 1151
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If that crew is done over there I have some communications cables and assorted electronics I would like them to accidentally destroy 1120
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Steichen running on 2nd and 11 was the white flag. Come on man. 1110
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How do they keep coming up with insane ways to end football games? 2180
Reposted by Mikeshy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds 1755798
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jalen Hurts operating the pass game is quite literally the least of my concerns, so that’s new. 0360
Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026First big play by the defense all day and it’s one snap too late 0181
