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MoralOrelHershiser

@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social
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Trying to get Caillou to meet me in Temecula Top .005% Sugar Ray listener Kurt Warner terrifier CTE haver Uniball #FreemanTurtlehead2028 #bleeding

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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 3h
That’s what I say about the energy drinks
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 4h
I’ve seen this bike in person and to a certain part of the chopper world McGoo is kind of royalty. It might take a couple of the right people on this one but it’s a really special bike with some legendary names attached to it, and it’s tasteful from a time when most choppers were anything but
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 4h
I’ve noticed this in myself and I’m really trying to spend less time caring about The Online without just nuking all of my accounts. Some of the most important people in my life have come from the internet but I think I reached a point years ago where it’s more harm than good. I’m just addicted.
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 21h
100% same
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Callaway-Turbocharged 1984 Volkswagen Scirocco 5-Speed
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Callaway-Turbocharged 1984 Volkswagen Scirocco 5-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a Callaway-Turbocharged 1984 Volkswagen Scirocco 5-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #267,785.
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FakeFakeNedYost @fakefakenedyost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rally drink
Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Rally Drink
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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay im almost a decade late but this is funny
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The accident that turned him past tense was obviously brutal and violent
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We were going to take a fun family picture but Turtle’s struggles made the outtakes the real gem
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man I used to like JD but we had them at the school district and I worked on them enough that I think I’d rather drown in glass at this point
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m a New Holland guy
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I look like I have opinions on tractor brands
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ass so big you must be a librarian cause I’m trying to check it out
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PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Stewart killed a guy
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never use the right flipper
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s a great book for anyone interested in the subject
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is true but I’m trying to play it cool and not fawn all over you
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well we’re all screwed here, then
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m going to sound not cool (what else is new) but I just can’t get into his stuff. I’ve tried a few times. I got through the book about the motorcycle club but only because of the subject matter
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He just meant the novelization of the movie, not the actual book
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genesis 37-50 is probably the best origin story though
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m excited to be mad about Luke’s Book ™️
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Modified 1993 Ford Mustang LX Notchback 5-Speed at No Reserve
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No Reserve: Modified 1993 Ford Mustang LX Notchback 5-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: Modified 1993 Ford Mustang LX Notchback 5-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #266,991.
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Matt Serwe @serwewx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
September 2026 in Omaha: -2nd wettest on record (11.92”) -2nd warmest on record -23 days with rain -17 days with measurable rain -rain on every Tuesday and Wednesday -went from an annual -4.06” moisture deficit to a +4.81” surplus
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like these browns outfits
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank god we haven’t got the upgrades at work so we still don’t have the tasting menu at my DSF. I’m hoping we’re low volume enough maybe they just let us be
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s gonna sound rowdy though
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I put a 429 in my 64, different front end setup obviously and I certainly didn’t make fancy headers, I was just happy there was still so much room
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need Olive Garden and Red Lobster to do the Taco Bell/KFC thing and create a weird combo restaurant so we can have both never ending pasta bowls and Lobsterfests at the same time
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s been so worried he wouldn’t get a chance he’s all sweaty
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve done f100 engine swaps (although probably not the one you’re doing) that wasn’t that bad
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If my kid would hurry up and get better at welding I’d feel more motivated. I just realized I have ANOTHER full driveline sitting in there that I was going to build a long bike out of, but I’m just kind of over it
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe I don’t have you muted
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The wife tried to clean the garage door with a magic eraser today and that didn’t work. So she took the kids to Lowe’s and bought a pressure washer, to clean the garage door. Which she let the kids use to clean the garage door. Which is why there is a penis carved into our driveway now
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know you’ve seen what the youths are doing with gold wings. I’m not THAT dedicated to the moco
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve got a 110” Twin cam out of a screaming eagle bike sitting on the floor. I’ve been considering putting it in a VW Van
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s some pretty good stuff tbh but my shovel needs the front end rebuilt this winter and the sportster needs custom length cables and a brake line once I figure out why the top end sounds like a dryer full of nickels. A third bike with the reliability that comes with being built by me seems fine
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have too much Harley shit. One of you must be a closeted Harley person that needs some of this stuff, I really don’t need to build a third bike
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 02/10/2026
Boy, the Thursday Night Football pregame show sure is talking about Deshaun Watson in a way that sucks.
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That and their business practice feels shady. Unfortunately it seems to work
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here’s my current stack. I find that if I rotate I seem to sweat less? I use the Carpe more often than the others, it seems to last longer. All of them turn the underarms on my shirts into a superfund site One of my biggest fears has always been being The Smelly Guy so I work very hard at this
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I put it on after I shower so the number of times per day differs but that’s the routine. Pretty sure there’s aluminum in it
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ohhhh look at us we’re Deadspin guys with wives
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fellas I hate to say it but Carpe brand products have really helped me with The Sweatiness
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s because the dang millennials don’t have honeys!
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
46 year old has Mohawk
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps
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MoralOrelHershiser @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s exactly it. It’s just he hair
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