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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 52m
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 22h
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 16h
Thanks to a link from @briancgrubb.bsky.social ’s newsletter I’ve now watched the actors in from the Good Place finding out the big reveal as filmed by Kristen Bell. It’s fantastic. youtu.be/3Bhyin0HaLU?...
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Cast of The Good Place react to Season 1 Finale Ending (FULL)
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 22h
overshadowing lester quiñones's 17 off the bench smfh
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 23h
Let the evidence show that Jack Smith missed a real barnburner.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shout out to @lukeepplin.bsky.social for recommending this book to me. It's awesome. (Also! Buy Luke's book!)
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@lukeepplin.bsky.social I took your advice and am reading Heartland now. Didn't realize it *also* was going to be featured on the Zach Lowe show!
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
obviously subscribe to tom's newsletter but I've always loved this Chagall painting
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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BIG MAHA SUMMIT today at Waldorf-Astoria. Vance and RFK Jr. will speak. I was denied a press credential due to. “limited space. “Here I am getting turned away. I’m 5 feet tall. I don’t take up that much space.
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Black.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
This bill is anti labor. The college athletes need to form a union immediately and stop playing in these games that generate millions in revenue. Also, fuck Deion Sanders. He waited til his sons profited off of NILs and left college to support this. He's a snake just like the rest of these 🦝s
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a teenage daughter. I've heard Choosin Texas a lot. So if we're talking pop, here's a old dad's opinion 1) Stella Leftys Boston, despite its blatant plagiarism, is a superior pop country song. At least it has a modicum of personality 2) Olivia Rodrigo's drop dead blows both out of the water
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@djjazzyjeffweaver.bsky.social heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy jeff did you look at todays spelling bee?
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you mean NBA JAM legend Brad Lohaus.
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is this a temple of doom quote?
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you heard it here: Kon is back for more heads. Turning. Or something.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 28/09/2026
You can greet people with “morning” or “evening”, but if you get more specific than that, you start to sound like a weirdo. “Nice day!” “Nine forty-three!”
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
never skip leg day
An oil painting of a giant white ox, with a massive body and extremely tiny legs. He stands solemnly in a field beneath a moody sky, as if presiding over some kind battle.
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Read this and let’s all agree @rmccarthyjames.bsky.social is the much much cooler RMJ
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at least half of these guys will be the subject of a Netflix documentary about how they killed their wives
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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
76ERS AS BREAD: LeBarm James Joel Embaps Jaylen Brown Bread V.J. Edgecrumb Ty-ryes Maxey Dominick Barnbrack Naan Wade Anfernee Cinnamons Adem Buna Jabapi Walker Caleb Loaf Kentavious Caldwell-Poppadom Crustin Edwards Ryan Crumpert Ariel Hukportilla Ciabaron Philon Dillon Scones
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
man, it can be way too easy to find yourself contributing to an internet pile-on a really good read here about that from someone on the other side
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Politics and Health 🗳️ 🩺 @politicshealth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So fuc*ing infuriating and sad. The CDC used to be the crown jewel of the world's scientific firmament. Other countries came to us for help fighting deadly diseases. Its disease detectives learned what caused illness and helped change practices to prevent them. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/h...
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‘Zombified’ C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission (Gift Article)
The agency has lost its independence and nearly a third of its staff, as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and associates have tightened control.
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
spouse and daughter are driving me insane, part 78 I am so conditioned when I am asked for the score during a sporting event that I give the following info in order: indicator of outcome + higher score to lower score. eg “Down, 10-3” Ask those two & you get ”3-10” + nothing else which feels WRONG
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jessef.bsky.social Nigella Lawson 👀👀👀👀👀
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok, but like is it supposed to be in there?
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ME: what kind of shoes are you wearing HER: converse ME: *rolls eyes* we already are, susan
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@lukeepplin.bsky.social I bought my dad Moses and the doctor from my local bookseller for his 85th birthday. Looking for another basketball book, got any recommendations?
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
coworker: "Weekend plans?" me, in a roy kent voice: "fuck all"
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
have reached the point in taskmaster where everyone is now our friends
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is @samesadecho.bsky.social favorite book and he credits it with the attainment of his one friend (it's was a old broom in a wig; don't say anything)
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have only watched the first fight and it's a DOOZY. Y'all gotta see this.
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've watched Phil Hartman's SNL audition more times than I can count.
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tillamook cheddar brick
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if there's one thing I've noticed about bluesky it's that people feel strongly about music.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy theonion.com/longtime-sleepytime-te…
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My "Pervert Glasses" have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my pervert glasses, and also my t-shirt which says "I'm a pervert"
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
”Man, do you remember when that 80 tons of meat wasn’t safe to eat?” My dad said.
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It still makes me really happy that Richard Karn decided to tell everyone he wasn't going to do NFTs with a smiling picture of himself. What a great way to do anything.
"I've thought long and hard about NFT's and I've decided it's not something I need to do." — Richard Karn, smiling
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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Local man has peculiar humiliation fetish
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a substantial number of people in the TL have not heard Choosin' Texas, an okayish little ditty that I have been exposed to probably 150 times. I suspect that says more about whom I follow and Bluesky than anything else.
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is the dumbest thing this administration has done (until tomorrow)
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
awesome. you know what else looks real paper? real paper.
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
superpower: the ability to not know or care about a bunch of mildly-famous political-adjacent people who genuinely don't matter
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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
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