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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The plan is to put a tv where the clock is. But seeing posts like this make me glad I haven’t yet, because I can avoid watching the game. Instead having a cocktail with the dogs and prepping for Johnny Blue Skies tomorrow

A pic of me, feet up, with a cocktail and two cuddling dogs, sitting by a fire pit

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That drive tells you everything you need to know about how much Andy trusts Harry

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That boy wiggly

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve been looking for a side table/buffet or small dresser for our guest room. Just saw one on Marketplace. It had one photo. The caption simply said “I don’t no the measures. Don ask.”

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Getting fucking pencil whipped

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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Charlie Kirk Herbstreit

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This Johnson kid is super wiggly.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Shaq. You don’t need to say your full name to introduce yourself to us in a commercial. You don’t even need to say your name at all. We know you bud.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

For the life of me, I can’t understand why people think Bo Nix is good at football

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This running game thing is kinda fun

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They keep talking about the humidity. It’s gorgeous outside. Shoulda stopped by a week ago, Troy

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Are you… are you asking for ideas?

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

2050 and Patrick Mahomes will still be running at 4.3 miles per hour past 11 flummoxed defenders for first downs and TDs

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

These fucking cucks “wElComE bAcK sEnATor!” Fuck you. Get a hobby and stop glazing this fucking corpse.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So let me get this straight. ESPN Unlimited autorenewed on me. Then a few weeks later it’s announced it’s included in YouTubeTv now. I can’t get my money back for the autorenew. I have NFL+ & Sunday Ticket. And none of these fucking things include RedZone?! I don’t even want to watch football now

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hadn’t messed with this side quest in a bit. But now the room is painted so figured I better mosey back to this project. Got the 60 years of paint and smoke removed and it’s nearly ready for stain.

The old antique headboard and footboard that I bought a month ago I finally stripped and sanded

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Go ahead and plant a flag on our field. That’s built on fill dirt from our simian herpes lab. They put a nuclear reactor under it in the 1950s. I don’t even think it had a lid and all the birds die when they fly over one spot around the 30 yard line. Dirt’s like half goose shit. Take it, idiot.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

As requested by @marissasays.bsky.social here’s a pic of the room by lamp light. It is very cozy.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Another week, another room complete! This is our office/dog room/spare bedroom. The first pic is the before. They did not think to even post a pic of this room on the listing. This room is a catch all for rando decor and tchotchkes. We think the eccentricity makes it work and we love it.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Time to defend the crown. Mike Clay’s Very Plain Ex Wife is looking for title number 4.

A photo of Stone Cold Steve Austin with his WWF Championship, with a cartoon of Mike Clays head photoshopped on

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy Labor Day to you and yours

Our spread of ribeye’s steaks, bacon wrapped asparagus, twice baked potatoes, grilled corn on the cob and homemade garlic butter

The plated version of our Labor Day spread

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fellas, if you don’t have a skincare routine, get you one. I feel like the prettiest princess in the whole wide world.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

She said she didn’t think I should have a long thread about intruders tonight. I have three theories:

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hey guys. Fun fact. You’re not allowed to stare at your beautiful wife. You’re also not allowed to stare past her & contemplate the drapes. This isn’t allowed cause she said you need to go to bed. Nevermind that you had so many ideas & stories in your head. She said to hush. Hush means go to sleep

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is the worst part of fantasy football season. You’ve drafted now you’re just sitting here like

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Man Bored While Waiting Impatiently

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Some more completed room updates! This is Walter’s bedroom/playroom. The first pic is the only one they listed on Zillow of this double room. The bedroom is dinosaur and the playroom has a foam play floor and is trucks/construction.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Finally getting some rooms wrapped up. Here is the Zillow pic of our hall half bath, followed by our renovation. I know, “nautical bathroom in navy and brass”. It works for a reason, folks. Also, it’s not nautical. It’s sea creatures. Literally read the room dude

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m not like a regular dad. I’m a cool dad

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The dad in me has made an appearance and I’m trying to mitigate the chaos and make life easy for the servers. A couple of “HEY! straighten ups” are on the horizon

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The age range on this bus is literally 13 to 75. The average age has to be mid to late 50s. It’s hilarious and I’m so excited to see what happens.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We were looking for a clock for Walter’s playroom. I had no idea how chic monster truck clocks had become

A picture of a woman having a calm morning with her coffee and holding her cat. While seated next to her monster truck clock

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Fully aware this may be crazy behavior, but does anyone else not save numbers in their phone? But at the same time can call the exact person I need to through some weird ADHD mnemonic device. Or if someone calls I know exactly who it is based on how the numbers look. Is that crazy?

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

We got to feed the giraffes at the zoo this morning! @marissasays.bsky.social

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

We are on the precipice of having several projects wrapped up. Trying to keep the ol neuro spicy brain from leaning at the tape and just not wrapping things up. You kiddos are about to be inundated with so many god damned before and after photos

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Been putting it off for weeks and puttered around with small projects all morning, but I guess we will see if we can bring this old bed back to life.

Antique full size bed covered in decades of paint and smoke

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