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@emilyonhere.gay
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lmfaoing my ass off

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 25/09/2026
back of a kettle brand chip bag describing the company but it’s designed in a convoluted wayman wearing one of those targeted advertising shirts that says “i asked god to make me a better man he sent me my iowa wife” in a bunch of different fonts
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 25/09/2026
the male-centered, MAGAligned, billionaire white woman made another bad song!?!???????????
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
i just asked chatgpt to end all wars, reverse climate change, and take away women’s periods. the possibilities of ai are truly endless
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
gm or else!!!
selfie of a white woman with shoulder length wavy dark hair with bangs, wearing a pink floral dress and a light denim jacket
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 24/09/2026
dogshit, undiscerning take.
from Threads:

originaljbone 23h
30 years Brad Bird's been working on getting this made and these are the best designs they could come up with? This is what Ai comes up with when you prompt it for Disney slop.

(screenshots from Brad Bird’s new animated film)
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 23/09/2026
i think a power outage fried my pc
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
some woobles
pen drawing of random sized concentric rounded shapes on a rectangular page
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
she’s like a toddler that wanders into your room with a new dance she learned that’s just spinning weird, while you’re on the phone with the bank trying to figure out if your identity was stolen
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
i deserve unspeakably large breasts
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 22/09/2026
when i realize i am not in fact doing well
static.klipy.com
Sabrina Brier Saying Oh Tiktoker Reaction
Alt: Sabrina Brier Saying Oh Tiktoker Reaction
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 21/09/2026
transed gendered
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 21/09/2026
i miss TiVo
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
KIDS PLAYING SPORTS ISN’T ABOUT FAIRNESS IT’S ABOUT KIDS PLAYING WITH THEIR FRIENDS
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
have you logged off today?
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
i’m pretty sure i can tell the difference between the flu vaccine and the covid vaccine. like coke and pepsi
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
i straight up forgot cinnamon is tree bark. like every 10 to 12 years i’m enlightened. and then i forget
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 20/09/2026
i’m vaxxed
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
i gotta wear skirts more
faceless selfie on my bed. i’m wearing a short skirt with a light pink button down tucked into it. my long brown hair falls to one side
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
i gotta wear skirts more
faceless selfie on my bed. i’m wearing a short skirt with a light pink button down tucked into it. my long brown hair falls to one side
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
i look like i’m about to give a lecture of some sort
selfie of a white woman in a salmon pink button down shirt with silver hoop earrings and long brown hair with bangs
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
i look like i’m about to give a lecture of some sort
selfie of a white woman in a salmon pink button down shirt with silver hoop earrings and long brown hair with bangs
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
how are these people real
PokuPoku @pokupoku.shop • 1d
l've used ai tools for my shop and its genuinely been great.

Hana Tiss @hanatiss.bsky.social • 1d
What are your use cases?

PokuPoku @pokupoku.shop • 1d
Adding alt text to my images. Its shockingly accurate and saves me a lot of time.
(they attached an image of a person with an old tv monitor for a head)Poku
frOllein @psychrebel.eurosky.social • 1d
Oh the irony of posting that including a pic without alt text lol

PokuPoku @pokupoku.shop • 23h
Bsky doesn't have those tools, so not really ironic.

frOllein @psychrebel.eurosky.social • 21h
Yeah a lot of us just take a few moments to type a couple of words, but good to know that's too much for you, gives everybody here an idea how much effort you put into the stuff you sell.

PokuPoku @pokupoku.shop • 21h
Thats good for you. Its not worth the effort for me personally.
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/09/2026
how are these people real
PokuPoku @pokupoku.shop • 1d
l've used ai tools for my shop and its genuinely been great.

Hana Tiss @hanatiss.bsky.social • 1d
What are your use cases?

PokuPoku @pokupoku.shop • 1d
Adding alt text to my images. Its shockingly accurate and saves me a lot of time.
(they attached an image of a person with an old tv monitor for a head)Poku
frOllein @psychrebel.eurosky.social • 1d
Oh the irony of posting that including a pic without alt text lol

PokuPoku @pokupoku.shop • 23h
Bsky doesn't have those tools, so not really ironic.

frOllein @psychrebel.eurosky.social • 21h
Yeah a lot of us just take a few moments to type a couple of words, but good to know that's too much for you, gives everybody here an idea how much effort you put into the stuff you sell.

PokuPoku @pokupoku.shop • 21h
Thats good for you. Its not worth the effort for me personally.
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 17/09/2026
the pay isn’t great but i’m a born match for the role
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 17/09/2026
the soundtrack:
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 17/09/2026
WE NEED A NEW FUCKING PARTY
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 17/09/2026
Pee what?? Pee what????!
bumble bff profile snippet: name is Pee S. 33 from Novi, MI
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 17/09/2026
mom of 4 no kids look
mirror selfie of a woman holding her phone and brushing her teeth, wearing a white sleeveless turtle neck, black skirt with roses, and a green bandana in her wavy dark hair
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 17/09/2026
gonna start talking about ai like it’s alcohol or heroin. “yeah i don’t use atrophiers. to each their own though!”
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 17/09/2026
this place is cooked
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 16/09/2026
i’m a computah
selfie taken via the google meets preview. white woman with short wavy dark hair wearing a pink t shirt
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 16/09/2026
in this economy??
my post of a selfie, showing thighs: “did anyone order legs and/or hips?”

reply from some random guy: tits ass n pussy toomy reply: hell yeah brother however i’m short one
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15/09/2026
edited stills from the upcoming nathan fielder doc.
elizabeth holmes: The employee engagement survey is completely anonymous
nathan: (staring at her)elizabeth: why would i deceive you?
nathan: (incredulous smirk)
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15/09/2026
edited stills from the upcoming nathan fielder doc.
elizabeth holmes: The employee engagement survey is completely anonymous
nathan: (staring at her)elizabeth: why would i deceive you?
nathan: (incredulous smirk)
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15/09/2026
did anyone order legs and/or hips
sitting selfie from the neck down. white woman in short, tight jean shorts wearing a cropped black shirt with a wslam magazine cover
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15/09/2026
34 times around the sun today 😌😌 it’s not my birthday i was just shot out of a space cannon last month
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15/09/2026
is this new???
post interaction settings. there’s a switch for “craig mode” with an icon of a guy same screen zoomed inpost draft, with a setting marked “only craig can interact” with the same icon of a guy
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15/09/2026
did anyone order legs and/or hips
sitting selfie from the neck down. white woman in short, tight jean shorts wearing a cropped black shirt with a wslam magazine cover
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15/09/2026
mitch mcconnell being alive after all conceivable evidence (besides a corpse) pointed to him being dead is somehow the most likely outcome, because we live in hell
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 14/09/2026
this is a genocide.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 14/09/2026
i love this time of year, month, week or day
deftone’s “private music” album cover with the text “when it's [any given time, day or placel and it's time to relisten to Deftone's 2025 album "private music"”
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 14/09/2026
hello! i am not voting for any politician from any party who doesn’t fully support the autonomy and liberation of trans people!
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 13/09/2026
i think i’m cute today
woman in a car. she has wavy brown hair with bangs, clear frame glasses, and a blue floral dress
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 13/09/2026
lotta people love the poop from our poop machine but the poop costs a billion dollars and people only want free poop so we gotta hold the poop in now
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 11/09/2026
green 😌
selfie of a brown hair woman in a v cut green dress with floral print
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 11/09/2026
yesterday i saw a vanity plate and it was “REMBR”
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 10/09/2026
i’m not friends with people who use gen ai so all is good 👍
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 10/09/2026
this is literally me
brunette woman in clear frame glasses and pink floral dress wearing a backpack
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