Reposted by cancel coutureBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 5hSomeone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office 410328
Reposted by cancel coutureRebecca de Autumn🍂 @sweetpeebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“why are we sourcing all of our pistachios from a threshold?” “maybe we should hear what sticky ricky has to say” “i’m sorry, how exactly are you powering this facility?” “listen, i know extradimensional beings gave me this job, but i’d really appreciate it if we all pitched in together as a team” 0502
Reposted by cancel coutureRebecca de Autumn🍂 @sweetpeebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026fbc bureaucrats would hate it if mamdani had the service weapon. he’d say things like “well i think people should have breaks longer than 2 minutes at a time” and “why are you torturing that little bald boy” and they’d be so mad at him for it 320626
Reposted by cancel coutureDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So proud I am not in whatever Matrix exists to subject one to hearing Choosing Texas. I've never heard it and it's not weird I havent. I feel like Morpheus, or perhaps Switch, or Dozer. Or Apoc of course. Trinity, Mouse. Perhaps even Cypher. Neo. If we are talking sequels, maybe Niobe, Link, 1241729
Reposted by cancel couturekorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me. 214163
cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm not convinced that there has EVER been an American music monoculture. "What about Elvis? What about The Beatles??" Well those artists were huge with the baby boomer generation, but not so much with their parents, many of whom stubbornly clung to old favorites like Sinatra and Bing Crosby. 220
cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A lot of Bluesky Discourse this weekend over this Rolling Stone article about people who 'claim' they've never heard Ella Langley's "Choosin' Texas." Which is fair. Having an expectation that in the Year of Our Lord 2026 there is a modern song that EVERYONE has heard of is frankly unhinged. 100
Reposted by cancel couturealexvaleriehill.bsky.social @alexvaleriehill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"People are lying if they say they've never heard 'Riceball Scrotum', by the world's most popular and bestest band 'Lycan Subscribe'. My experiences and tastes are universal, so stop pretending you're individuals. Nothing else exists but me!" 1856
Reposted by cancel coutureAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Data centers promise jobs but hire few people That's why I propose a law that every data center must hire 1,000 Priests of Data to worship the computers, pray to the servers, light candles, etc. The priests will boost the local economy and fill the air with the sweet sound of their Gregorian chants 46631139
cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Playing Control Resonant with my Steam status online just as a flex. 000
Reposted by cancel coutureIt Was A Sh*t Show @itwasashtshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Making a godless war is hard. Let’s talk about how difficult it was to make Troy, from dealing with hurricanes and wars, to Brad Pitt enduring the most ironic injury. Watch or listen! linktr.ee/itwasashtshow 142
Reposted by cancel coutureKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There's a new one on tonight. I'm not sure you have time to catch up on the previous 9,400 episodes, so it might be hard to follow. 3794351
Reposted by cancel couturekattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level 919764
cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nobody's ever called me "you big galoot" and honestly that's sad 100
Reposted by cancel couturePatrick K Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I only discovered the band lord Huron recently but I really like how they sing about love like it's cosmic horror (it is) 261
Reposted by cancel coutureFuturism @futurism.com · 24/09/2026"I was surprised at our findings because the word 'brain' implies a contiguous organ that likely has a singular origin."trib.alStanford Scientists Find That the Human Brain Is Actually Two Separate OrgansA team led by scientists at Stanford University determined that the human brain is technically made up of two distinct organs. 125
Reposted by cancel couturetomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 22/09/20264737. THE FUTURE. A heated Roblox argument about ballmaxxing escalates into full-blown thermonoclear war. In other news, a petition to reset the timeline to 1953 gains over 50 thousand signatures. 012
Reposted by cancel coutureDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025The Social Network (2010) 51102692456
Reposted by cancel coutureDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026go away Mondays, nobody likes you 07333
Reposted by cancel couturecancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 23/04/2026A thing I created is @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social , a bot that periodically posts prognostications about the future. No AI or LLMs involved, it is basically an overly-elaborate Mad Lib built using python. Tomorrow Bot amuses me sometimes. Maybe it will amuse you too! 163
Reposted by cancel coutureLouie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What to get the classicist that has everything jdandkateindustries.com/products/lbajdandkateindustries.comLate Bronze Age Collapse-Scented CandleFinally, someone (us) has made a candle commemorating everyone’s favorite late 13th century widespread societal collapse. 65721
Reposted by cancel coutureAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you read the Costco membership contract’s fine print, for every $100 they save you, you have to serve them for 100 years in the afterlife. This is still generally considered a pretty good deal 2451
Reposted by cancel coutureChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You don’t need to make action movies conservative coded like half of them are about one guy trying to beat up a human trafficking ring anyway. 6996
Reposted by cancel coutureSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 01/11/2025You can pry the Oxford Comma from my cold, dead, and third adjective hands. 4397118
Reposted by cancel couturesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea 91233291
Reposted by cancel couturetara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Everyone hates it when I pack too many items for our weekend outing and become too encumbered to fast travel to a location 315221
Reposted by cancel couturetomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026THE YEAR IS 9902 AD. Disaster has struck: The AI-pocalypse ravages Planet Earth. With nowhere else to turn, the President turns to a last, final resort: asking Anthropic's Claude. 011
Reposted by cancel couturemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We raised enough money at last week's fundraising drive to send 400 underprivileged lobsters to portugal for some reason. And that's just the beginning of whatever it is we're trying to achieve 321740
Reposted by cancel coutureFuturism @futurism.com · 10/09/2026This is ugly.trib.alOpenAI's Supposed Mathematical Breakthrough Devolves Into Explosive Drama as Mathematician Accuses It of Stealing His WorkA mathematician has made startling claims about OpenAI after the AI company claimed to have solved a huge problem in math. 1225
Reposted by cancel couturesam @samthielman.com · 18/01/2024A cat is a celebrity for your apartment 9834196
cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Look, I don't want to victim-blame here, but cats WILL go to neighboring houses and pretend they don't have a home to get food. It's just a thing they do. 100
cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's easy to be nostalgic for the past, but you have to remember that everything wrong with the present started there. 021
Reposted by cancel couturehammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is artificial girlfriend genocide 341407124
Reposted by cancel coutureMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In 1947 10yr old Richard Allen of San Francisco spent a week at the movies 1793864508
Reposted by cancel coutureJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This day in history. 44 BC. The first of Cicero's 14 oratories on Mark Antony: how did Antony play so much stickball with bone spurs, why did he spend so much time sailing with his scribe Natalia, why wasn't his son Baronus fighting in the war in Persia, and why was his wife living with gladiators. 110445
Reposted by cancel couture[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoa we’re halfway there Whoa-oh, gonna need a chair🎶 116361
Reposted by cancel coutureRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026klingons gone dishonorable spring break 328246
Reposted by cancel couturetomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026THE YEAR IS 2046 AD. At a press conference, Judy Greer announces she is actually a clone infilitrator. People scream as her arm transforms into a machine gun. 001
Reposted by cancel coutureLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026people who have feelings are soooo exhausting 612043
Reposted by cancel coutureForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yeah break ups hurt, but have you ever watched your favorite movie with someone and they tell you not to pause it when they have to go to the bathroom? 3355984
Reposted by cancel couturedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Anyway, Grand Theft Auto is arguably an incel narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the dumpster diving housewife a Zoroastrian icon. 05810
Reposted by cancel coutureGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice. 394104678
Reposted by cancel coutureCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Bro is festooned with the accouterments of frivolity 💀💀💀 06115
Reposted by cancel couturetomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026IT IS THE YEAR 2351. A heated Twitch debate about Drake vs Kendrick Lamar escalates into an exchange of ballistic missiles between Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. In other news, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. tweets trollface memes about Timothée Chalamet dissing opera and ballet. 011
Reposted by cancel coutureweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security. 1558899
cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Finally getting the chance to crack into the new Robert Jackson Bennett book and it's already shaping up to be a doozy. 100
Reposted by cancel coutureJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/08/2026I tell people all the time that I got lucky with my career and it annoys a lot of them. "No, but you're good," they will say, and I will say, yes, I am good, and also here are all these people who write as well as I do but did not get the same break, so being good isn't the issue, being lucky is. 1114001553