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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 1h

THE YEAR IS 19,141. The PepsiCo Wars have reduced the world's cities to smoking ruins. Emerging from the rubble, the survivors divide into two opposing factions: The IG baddies and The Bey Hive.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 3h

IT IS 18,424 AD. Humanity has populated the galaxy, lead by a mysterious energy being who claims to be Emma Stone.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 5h

THE YEAR IS 18,423 AD. All drugs are legal and everyone is continually high. There are six genders: male, female, transfeminine, cis, gender-queer, and Frosty the Snowman.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 7h

IT IS THE YEAR 18,377. Ms. Rachel dies tragically when the dusty old Mac Book her holo-matrix was running on is accidentally unplugged by a minimum-wage maintenance worker.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 9h

IT IS 18,041 AD. Lithuania, Ukraine and France join together, forming a new nation called The People's Republic Of Dior.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 11h

THE YEAR IS 18,038 AD. The colony on Lodoss 2 is now fully established. Residents say they love the family-owned businesses and the diverse neighborhood, but could do without the patches of distorted space-time that can age a person 30 years in a second.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 13h

14,109. THE FUTURE. Biotech is now used to sculpt entire cities. In New Kuala Lumpur, skyscrapers of savory meat are reflected in pink oozing streets. Everything smells like chicken.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 15h

IT IS 14,102 AD. Kim Kardashian is un-cancelled and will star in a new Mission Impossible movie. A petition to reset the timeline to 2005 gains over 80 million signatures.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 17h

IT IS 8697 AD. The world hails the creation of the first limitless fusion power. All mankind now speak a single language, which is just a series of references to Schitt's Creek.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 19h

IT IS THE YEAR 8057: OMINOUS BEGINNING. A highly transmissable new strain of flu begins to spread rapidly after a man in Rwanda licks an infected fox.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 21h

** WARNING ** Future is 403 Forbidden. Time incursion detected. Resetting future. Please standby.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 21h

THE YEAR IS 18,495 AD. Benedict Cumberbatch the Tenth weds Rachel Zegler to ascend the throne as the new Hyper-President of Ultra-Earth. Their first act is to outlaw Never-Trumpers.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

IT IS 18,494 AD. Jesus Christ returns. In an interview he confesses he was disappointed with Cyberpunk 2077.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 11,811. All drugs are legal and everyone is continually high. Robert Pattinson begins their 5th term as President.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

11,801. THE FUTURE. Toy makers introduce cat carrier backpacks that sing Uptown Funk, but scalpers swoop in and buy them all up. Riots break out in twelve major cities. War is declared. Governments fall.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

11,795 AD. THE FUTURE. Kentucky succeeds from the United States. Experts now believe that working quantum computers are only 10 years away.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 11,720 AD: THE TRIPLE APOCALYPSE. Civilization is simultaneously ravaged by a 10.0 magnitude mega-quake, a cloud of man-eating locusts, and Biblical armageddon (as foretold in Revelations).

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 6081. Massive protests erupt in Indonesia as people demand equal rights for cyborgs. Meanwhile, Roseanne Barr becomes the first cryogenically-frozen human to be successfully revived.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IT IS 6075 AD. It's the trial of the century, as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is put on trial for the brutal murder of Iggy Azalea. Meanwhile, the invention of personal invisibility devices triggers a major crime wave.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 5998. An internet poll votes to dub a new quantum superweapon "Minnie Mouse." The mood sours when Minnie Mouse accidentally goes off, killing 60 thousand people.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IT IS 5989 AD. The European Union signs a historic alliance with Sigma Majora. Astronomers detect a signal indicating extraterrestrial civilizations, but it turns out to just be a viral marketing campaign.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IT IS 5923 AD. The UK Prime Minister is forced to step down due to a scandal involving a cybernetically-enhanced rent-boy, grainy surveillance camera footage, and an exotic dancer from Kavian V.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IT IS 5921 AD. Humans live in an idylic utopia based on the fashions and styles of medieval Japan. The entire world uses a single common currency: Facebook Bucks.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 2031. The Nobel Prize is awarded for a stunning breakthru in the field of antimatter conduction, but people mostly use the technology to pop zits.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

WARNING :: Timeline unstable. Chronological self-contradiction. Re-initializing timeline. Please wait...

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

319,252. THE FUTURE. Everyone is assigned an intelligent pet cockatoo which follows them everywhere. The world is ruled with an iron fist by the floating dismebodied head of MrBeast.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IT IS 317,787 AD. The navy announces the discovery of a stable wormhole to Pegasus II. Common occupations include 'Amazon delivery driver' and 'Pirates of the Carribean cosplayer'.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 256,708 AD. Hackers announce that they have gotten the original 'Doom' running on a forgotten cluster of brain cells labeled "Charlie Sheen."

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 2151 AD. People Magazine names Omicron-575 as Sexiest Synthoid Alive. Dakota Johnson becomes the first US President to be elected on Truth Social.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IT IS THE YEAR 2142. The IG baddies and Weeaboos join forces to overthrow the government of Italy and install a new leader: a clone of Sophie Turner.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IT IS THE YEAR 2140. During a press conference, Lindsay Lohan reveals she is actually a clone. She throws back her head and laughs as her jaw unhinges and she swallows a reporter head-first.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 2131 AD. A new Baby Yoda doll is recalled by the manufacturer when it is discovered that prolonged exposure results in hideous mutations. In other news, using stored DNA, scientists successfully bring the kangaroo back from extinction.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2111. THE FUTURE. Cutting edge gene therapy can now extend life dramatically for those who can afford it. Margaret Qualley is now 144 years old, although she always gives her age as 110.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IT IS THE YEAR 2110. Enormous donkeys with acid blood rampage through downtown Boston. President Rachel McAdams puts on a giant armored mech suit, saying, "I'll face them myself."

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IT IS 2098 AD. News reports say that space pirates have seized a Walmart space cruiser carrying a cargo of valuable salt lamps. In other news, Bob Dylan's new jaw harp album not selling as hoped.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IT IS 2092 AD. Regulus Hellglicks are part bee and part bat and they are here to vivisect warm human bodies.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 2031. Worldwide disaster: A category 5 Blood Storm ravages the United States. With nowhere else to turn, the President turns to a last, final resort: asking Grok.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ALERT :: Prediction market crash detected. Apocalypse immanent. Restarting prediction engine. Please standby.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IT IS 4,714,251 AD. First contact! Scientists decode a transmission from an alien civilization. They have been recieving our garbled radio broadcasts for a while, and they are finally ready to meet earth's leader, Wile E. Coyote.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 490,944. Using cutting-edge bio-engineering techniques, scientists build the perfect human: the body of Jenna Ortega, the intelligence of Tom Holland, and the ass of Mitch McConnell.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 490,941. Lavalantula (lava-based tarantula) attacks has brought civilization to its knees, sending us back to the stone age. But from the ashes rises a new hope: Jennifer Lawrence.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IT IS 490,932 AD. Aliens land in Borneo and ask to be taken to humanity's supreme leader, Donkey Kong.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 490,898 AD. Pegasus Prime and Panem Minor agree to historic peace negotiations. Negotiators begin talks over a ban on plasma beams and the delicate issue of accidentally teleporting to a Waffle House.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

483,802. THE FUTURE. Basically nothing has changed.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 483,792. Runaway space debris clogging up earth's orbit has brought humans to the verge of extinction. Lovers Daniel Radcliffe and Rebecca Ferguson begin the monumental task of repopulating the Earth.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 8032. After crash-landing on a planet populated by a civilization of intelligent hampsters, an astronaut makes a shocking discovery. Beneath the shifting sands she finds a dusty scroll debating the merits of Playstation 5. This was Earth all along!

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 7252 AD. Intelligent robot servants. Private sex-holograms of Timothée Chalamet. This is truly a utopian age. But to be honest, we are still fighting over Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THE YEAR IS 7248 AD. The world marvels at the first cats that clean their own litter boxes. NASA announces it has lost all contact with the spacecraft carrying Nicki Menaj.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

IT IS 6563 AD. A bizarre new virus turns those infected into slow-moving, corpse-like creatures with a taste for the living. Viewers are shocked when an infected Jason Mantzoukas bites Jeremy Clarkson during a livestream.

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tomorrow bot @tomorrow-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

IT IS THE YEAR 2106. Space travellers have learned to avoid Betelgeuse Major primarily due to the Inbred Fire Space Doggos (IFSDs).

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