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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 7h

hell yeah dude

a woodcut sign of a standing guy holding a tankard of ale and a long pipe in the other hand, with a little dog looking up at him

around the bottom it says WHO'LL SMOAK WITH EY MAN IN EY MOON

JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 20h

The absolute jump scare of seeing the town where my ENORMOUS LOSER DUD EX lived in the earlier years of our stupid relationship - oooof. Like a kick to the gut.

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

what if we kissed at d’brickashaw ferguson way

Street sign that says to dbrickaShaw Ferguson Way

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

woke up with the phrase "casting dispel on my haters in the dungeon of success" dancing in my brain

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JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Someone got mad at me for showing them the Macklemore as "Jew" costume and dude we are in agreement about Israel but this is not about Israel and we have lost the script or something I think.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this morning i had to explain babka’s name to a spanish-speaking neighbor who didn’t understand it so i stumbled through my terrible spanish to be like ‘it’s a cake…a cake of the jews’

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026

I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...

Me peering through a little magnifier at a tiny watch mechanism connected to some monitoring equipment, while making adjustments with a small screwdriver

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026

(boomhauer voice) yeah man I tell you what, that dang ol cheeto in that dang ol white house

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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026

i just wanna let all the oldheads and unc homeowners know that when yall do that shit where you're out in your front yard and i walk past on the street and you say "good morning!" to me even though we have no idea who the fuck eachother is, that shit rules, keep it up, thank you

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JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Enough people have told me, oh you would love Dungeon Crawler Carl (I read almost exclusively science fiction - often hard) that I will simply never read it because idiots have also suggested I'd love Big Bang Theory because nerd (fuck you)

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anyone who, in 2026, is already saying “I don’t want to vote for Newsom but I will” is part of the problem. This man is a fucking monster and has betrayed everyone imaginable. He is unacceptable in every possible way. There is no world in which this piece of shit should be trusted with power.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something

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Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am tired of having to pretend that the value of studying my discipline solely rests on the "marketable skills" we teach. Sometimes things are just worth knowing and doing because they make your life bigger and richer.

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Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We should let people dream of something besides labor

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JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

gotta get off reddit fandom shit because literally nobody actually likes anything in fandom subreddits Survivor: HEY FUCK SURVIVOR WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT Star Trek: WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT OVER 20 YEARS AGO Top Chef: THAT FOOD LOOKS LIKE SHIT FUCK GIMMICKS do fans like things

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:

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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people

Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.

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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026

Me and a badger from Redwall are chugging thistle ales through a funnel

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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The good news is now we have an entire philosophical & analytic system that can grade people on the choice of beverage they bring to an interview. Decaf ice mocha frappachino with extra whip: should probably have applied for the marketing internship Hot Cafe Cubano: easygoing but gets shit done

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026

Sorry but if you show up to a job interview you’re disqualified

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hey interviews blow ass and also they make you nervous, and drinking coffee or water help that immensely, please explain the issue with a drink your interviewer was already gonna fucking offer you

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

wow the king of spades from decks of cards was based on a real person and it's this guy

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JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

why do fans of something hate it so much and keep coming back (note that I have never hated the Mets, I've just ben very mad at them)

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.

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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂

YouTube video by Bleacher Report

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Suzan the chalant goth @sillysyntax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good for her!

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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026

"epstein created covid to help zionists eradicate the irish" is now my favorite conspiracy theory. nothing is gonna top this one

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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This man has the black soul of the only plausibly straight white boy in a high school theater program

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be

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JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I got these like three times a year when I was teaching high school, and rarely took off because I'm contrary and ignore my body, which in retrospect was incredibly stupid, but at least after 2020, I learned how to mask. But the one I have right now is pretty eccccch.

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026

RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch

Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates •1h
New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
10:22PM • 9/22/26 • 966 Views

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz

jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

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JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

At least a certain hospital in Philadelphia is still tough enough to say fuck you

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026

Of course I hate Republicans--they're evil. But it's an emotionless hate, you know, almost impersonal, like of course you'd hate Sauron, but you wouldn't invest any emotion into it. It's EVIL, it just is. I hate Democrats and I'm also incredibly ANGRY at them. They are so arrogant as they fail.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026

this country is so racist and ableist and queer and transphobic and misogynistic, and it's too bad that the supposed other party has absolutely no interest in solving for any of that. nobody is gonna tackle root causes they are just gonna ask for between 5 and 50 dollars to keep their job.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

I love blackout poetry

Bill Maher's tweet about his show coming back during the writers strike but parts are blacked out so it looks like he's saying it'll be bad

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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 22/09/2026

whenever you say "trans people are asking TOO MUCH and should accept Democrats shitting over their civil rights", you're part of this. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. Your smug assholery is making the world WORSE. Fuck you, and may your favorite meal make you shart a big hole in your favorite pants.

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JLaw - my voice is my *passport*💛🤍💜🖤 @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026