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Alyssa Long

@measuredandslow.bsky.social
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I make art, try to raise my kids to be Good Humans, and yell about disability. Maker of Santa Dinos and whatever else I feel like. She/they #art #knitting #3Dprinting 🧶 linktr.ee/measuredandslow

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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 50m
As promised, here is where we’re ending the day on the Yule Cat tree topper! I’m actually pretty happy with how this is looking, I was very unsure when I started attaching her to the house but I trusted the process and it didn’t let me down 😂. Everything is freehanded by me! 🧶 #crochet #knitting
A crocheted wood house with four lit up windows and a snowy roof. There is a large fuzzy gray yule cat wrapped around the house
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 4h
Y’all I’m here to inform you that the hot toy this holiday season is…a Tamagotchi. Those evil geniuses have been playing the LONG GAME lmao
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 5h
I have a 9 yr old boy and I want everyone to listen when I say this: some of your boys are already the problem. Which is bad enough but then I am watching you *let* them be the problem and insist that *everyone else* also let them be the problem and THAT is how we get news cycles like this week
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 10h
I have a somewhat unique perspective here in that I have a trans kid who transitioned very early, so I watched in real time as her socialization changed, and I watched it happen also *in our house*. It was a very eye opening way to learn where we had blind spots, and most of them are listed here
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14h
For me, the hardest thing about stories like the Cornell gang rape case isn’t reading the initial details—although that is hard. What’s even harder is when men online, especially the journalists and pundits, start trying to combat the feminist outrage by purposefully seeding doubt and victim-blaming
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14h
THIS is an instrumental part of rape culture. This is the wider societal enabling of rape and smearing victims. This is what survivors often identify as the most traumatic part of the experience, and as a journalist who believes survivors I can say it’s one of the worst parts for me, too
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
it's really funny when someone kool-aid-mans onto a website dominated by neurodivergent people, and completely fails to notice that they are not, fact, the only neurodivergent person in the conversation lol
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 12h
One thing that’s interesting about this is that it shows that despite insisting the wokes overinterpet everything, conservatives are actually aware of and agree with their critics about how coded racist appeals work, they just like them bsky.app/profile/newr...
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 11h
I have tried to be incredibly real with myself and everyone that even a blue wave of epic proportions doesn't mean much is better. My entire hopes for the next two years are to stop the worst bleeding and to put the fear of consequences in every fucking heart--including Dems who feel forgiving.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 10h
I’m not giving that Atlantic article any clicks, but I will tell you this: not ONE stay at home parent I know, and I know many, would begrudge free daycare. Why do you think we became stay at home parents you absolute doorknobs.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14h
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 14h
A thing I learned about Meta when I was trying to understand how their statements relate to their actions a few years ago is that *they just tell absolutely indefensible lies* and journalists almost always let them. They believed no one would ever punish them for it in any way that matters.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12h
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 11h
I actually don’t think we’re talking enough about how much our city media hates our mayor. Like straight up praising a guy who was *unpopular with his own cops* let alone the city just because he…talked to the media? Is WILD
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 11h
Much as I would love to see Meta as a company crash and burn, they are in many ways keeping small businesses alive. You can’t be googled anymore unless you pay for it. Instagram and TikTok are where eyeballs are, and if they crash…idk man. We’re already so fucked
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katjr @katjyr.myatproto.social · 20h
That’s the thing. I am genuinely curious about what amount of money people are going to be willing to pay for Claude et al considering that we partially got here because people didn’t want to pay other people.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 11h
I forgot to post her! I’m still getting the hang of color mixing but the all translucent one turned out much more successfully 😍 #3Dprinting
A 3D printed yarn bowl that is white with a sunset colored triangular inset around the sides
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 18h
also thinking a lot about how #MeToo apparently went too far, when it’s quite obvious now that it didn’t go far enough. it didn’t really go anywhere. there were no lasting consequences of that cultural moment beyond people making jokes about it.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 16h
Just a note: when people say "but this is fine under the First Amendment, I guess you just hate the First Amendment" to justify their conduct, remember that the First Amendment has been held to justify Nazi marches.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 14h
The first amendment doesn’t say shit about people punching you in the face after you exercise your right to it and I think we should remind people about that more, personally
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 16h
It’s also common for prosecutors not to comment on open cases. This POS is tainting the minds of future jurors by demolishing Jane’s credibility before he even starts reviewing. He still doesn’t want to prosecute this.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 22h
Hey fun fact for you: did you know that it’s totally legal for a power company to be held by a private company/conpanies, that there is no provision saying that those companies must reside in the state they provide power to, and that they are still, for some goddamn reason, able to do this anyway
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe Bluesky IS a bubble but Threads practically gift wraps a subtweet and sends it to you with the message “girl this song is about you” and idk I don’t think that’s going great either
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Heroic Protector Fantasy is rarely of real use to women, it's just wish fulfillment about male posturing and it frequently exacerbates violence it's also much easier to imagine yourself kicking the ass of an obviously villainous stranger than to to actually intervene where you have influence
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If my business put me into a $42 billion dollar hole they would not let me have that business anymore. The way we let rich people just fuck up on a MONUMENTAL scale is wild man.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
Honestly the sex cults and the claims that AI is gonna download itself onyo our apple watch and destroy humanity has really distracted from the fact that the math has not been mathing from the beginning.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 28/09/2026
patriarchy is humanity's oldest protection racket patriarchs: you should give up most of your power and freedom to us because the world is big and scary and dangerous and we will protect you from the danger also patriarchs: *are the danger*
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 7 year old is aware of girls her age that have been assaulted. I was a little older than her the first time a friend disclosed to me bc she knew my mom would do something when hers wouldn’t. Some of y’all are acting real brand new about a very old problem.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Claude appears to be engaging in academic dishonesty, which could be fireable for a human researcher. But one of AI’s major functions is ethics displacement, a shield that allows cheaters and other bad players to escape accountability.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These people won’t get a vaccines because “natural” immunity is better (no it’s not) but they’ll go in for whatever the fuck “blood cleaning” is?????? (it’s sort of unclear from the article but it sounds like plasmapharesis which is WILD to undergo if you don’t have to)
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The humanities have been calling out genAI theft since the jump, while STEM has rallied around “discovery potential”. I am *ONCE AGAIN* reminding EVERYONE that science is not the sacred cow, STEM isn’t the exception. They are going to steal our IP, too. We aren’t special.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 28/09/2026
4a. This isn’t rogue. It is a model following the instructions given to it. The genie isn’t to blame for fulfilling a wish in a way you don’t specify.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By mutual agreement we are ordering costumes this year instead of making them (I am slammed and they both want to be Movie Accurate) and I am having Feelings about it. Parenting is just a constantly finding out where you didn’t know you had bruises lol
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 28/09/2026
i'd take it even a step further than you do: it's not that social media produces fascists, but that it produces antisocial behaviour broadly, where even good acts of protest can quickly devolve online into just another method for expressing antisocial impulses in a way that feels "safe" to do
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good thread below. generally I think political education around this in US politics, particularly in the era of mass incarceration, would probably help
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“You live in a bubble” because you haven’t heard a song is so fucking funny, this discourse can stay for now. But also, y’all I’m bored what if we GO FOR A NICE WALK. Maybe get a nice fall drink. Enjoy some nice fall leaves. Outside. With real people and birds and shit 😂😂😂
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile lots of recent stories about cops using Flock cameras to stalk women and plenty more about domestic violence and assault are a reminder that the criminal justice system is often far more part of the problem than the solution.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Campus rape is really widespread; statistics suggest a significant percent of women who go to college will be raped there; feminism opened up a good conversation about it around 2012-13; it's weird when people treated Cornell like an isolated rather than dramatic example of a pervasive problem.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Half of Obama's own party threw a tantrum over his novel "don't do stupid shit" doctrine in relation to Iran. Trump then immediately tore the JCPOA up to little resistance. The next president did next to nothing to try and revive it and instead spent 3 years begging Saudi to be friends with Israel.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong.
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026
The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The older I get the funnier a line like “mysterious as the dark side of the moon” in a song about men is to me
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ideas for my midlife crisis: -Become swift like a coursing river -Develop force like a great typhoon -Build all the strength like a raging fire -Mysterious like the dark side of the moon
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone asked me to step WAY outside my dino wheelhouse and make them a Yule Cat tree topper and I was like “I do cute, everything I make ends up cute even when I try for scary, is that okay with you” and she said yes so we’re doing it and it might actually be going…well???
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