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@nickca.sh
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sorry for being weird and off-putting i dont know how to be better

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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21h
I would die for Buddo
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 27/09/2026
not many people know this but I am an optimist. I choose to believe in a better future. a future where ranch does not exist
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
welcome to The Museum of Menacing Jugs
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
"epstein created covid to help zionists eradicate the irish" is now my favorite conspiracy theory. nothing is gonna top this one
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026
“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
science is finally doing what it was always meant to do -- making catgirls real freedomofform.org/7606/septemb...
Demonstration of fur implant technology in live subjects

Figure 1: Synthetic fur implants were tested in 2 subjects. Left: Illustration of a fur implant as used in these experiments. Here, implants were placed in incisions angled at roughly 45 degrees in the skin
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Listen: Jon Arbuckle has come unstuck in time.
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21/09/2026
big fan of both kmfdm and nicole blackman but let's all finally admit Dogma is just her reading a list of hot topic tshirts
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 20/09/2026
I really need android photos to not treat every image I download with the same importance as pictures I've actually taken
android photos suggested "people & pets" album, showing an old photo of me when I was fat, a ghostly image of epstein, and some cat memes
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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What do you want to do before you die? I want to hold a possum and befriend it. And a raccoon. And a skunk. And a pigeon. And a rat. And a ferret. And a capybara. And-
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 20/09/2026
elon musk is so rich that
ELON MUSK IS SO RICH THAT

ELON MUSK IS SO RICH THAT

ELON MUSK IS SO RICH THAT HE COULD GIVE $1 TO EVERY PERSON ON EARTH AND STILL GO MISSING ON SEPTEMBER 20TH, 2026
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 19/09/2026
why did no one tell me carissa's weird reunited and have a new album coming out? you are all dead to me
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little baby granny 🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 11/06/2026
holy shit. we need to spend the entire economy on this. please give me 80 trillion dollars so i can replace vermont with a data center
Eliza the virtual therapist running on a 1980s Tandy microcomputer.
Eliza: "HI! I'M ELIZA. I CAN HELP YOU SOLVE ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS, BUT YOU MUST TALK TO ME IN COMPLETE SENTENCES SO THAT I CAN PROPERLY UNDERSTAND YOU. JUST TELL ME TO 'SHUT UP' IF THIS GETS TOO DEEP FOR YOU.
NOW, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?"
Me: "ARE YOU ALIVE?"
Eliza: "WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WHETHER OR NOT I AM ALIVE?"
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 19/09/2026
my coffee this morning made my tummy hurt. I am suffering the greatest betrayal anyone has ever suffered
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 17/09/2026
it's not a goatse if there's no r... oh. nevermind
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 16/09/2026
removed by moderator?! I am being censored for my political views
reddit post from me:
Makes sense. Fantasy novels are full of people forging swords and quenching the steel in the blood of their enemies but I reckon a bucket of horse cum works just as good
[ Removed by moderator ]
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 16/09/2026
How all these "AI is going to destroy the world" stories sound to me.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At the point where I would ruin my life for the right burrito
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For the people saying the Kennedy Center doesn't matter, you know it's the Smithsonian next, right? The Freer? Or that it won't stop with "just" art? "Ha, blow it up, it's just a performing arts center." Yeah, who cares about art? Who cares about the only thing that isn't shit and bile and rot?
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 14/09/2026
graffiti of che guevara as an anime waifu
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 13/09/2026
does anyone remember back to the year 2026 when companies stuffed those half-assed chat bots into everything and called it "ai"? that was such a silly fad
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 12/09/2026
definitive ranking of RPG combat systems: 1. tactical 2. turn-based 3. action 4. wasps! 5. getting stung by wasps 6. getting stung in the eyes by wasps 7. getting stung in the eyes by wasps and they lay eggs in your eyes and the eggs hatch and larva eat your eyes 8. real time with pause
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 12/09/2026
the two types of service animal you're allowed to have are dogs and miniature horses, which is weird because I've never seen anyone with a miniature horse except my upstairs neighbors, that have six of them
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jorking it to stepmom porn on 9/11
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SethTheHex @seththehex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Project Hail Mary Rocky Project Hail Mary
ALT: Project Hail Mary Rocky Project Hail Mary
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 10/09/2026
rp with your home river
the cuyahoga river in its natural state, which is to say, on fire
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 10/09/2026
I think the sincerest form of intimacy is showing each other all the wikipedia tabs you have open
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 09/09/2026
I am up to date with how the youths operate
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 08/09/2026
the dot is an integral part of it
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 08/09/2026
my one nd only goal in life is to have this appellation applied to my name
screenshot of the Wikipedia page for The Batcave for some goddamn reason:
"We don't suck our cheeks, we have fun.4 In an interview for Mick Mercer's Gothic Rock, Jonny (Slut) Melton said of the Batcave:
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When she kissing your neck right where Kirky took the bullet and you start to feel yourself carrying the flame😩😩😩
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/08/2026
if you need a cyberpunk character name you can just pick any adjacent words from TKK's Sexy Sucker Johnny Dagger, jet ride brother? spot on Razer Mother? hell yeah Dirty Sugar Dog? perfect Super Daddy? uhh okay, sure
Lyrics to My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Sexy Sucker
Cool sweat, pop sexy sucker Cool sweat, pop sexy sucker Pop sexy sucker

Super daddy

Psycho, foxy, tricky baby

Super daddy

Naughty, wasted, fuckin' crazy Super daddy

Midnight deadly go-go cruiser Johnny dagger, jet ride brother Heavy biker, hippie hustler

Cool sweat, hot sexy sucker Dirty sugar dog, viper kissin' evil lover Cool sweat, pop sexy sucker Pleasure planet boy Funky bad-ass razor motha
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/08/2026
it had better happen today. we deserve balance
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gonna start prefacing any compliment with "your slutty little" - did you get a slutty little haircut? I love it - I admire your slutty little work ethic - hey man, good job on your slutty little presentation today
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
video games should be illegal
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 23/08/2026
This is how all the AI guys sound.
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
anyone who uses the phrase "agentic tool" should be hounded out of everywhere forever, and that includes all the web sights
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 20/08/2026
affirmations: - tomorrow I will be normal - I am doing a good job - nobody whose opinion I respect is mad at me - I am not “muppet-coded”
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 17/08/2026
cast iron bros are the stick shift bros of cooking forums. I will not elaborate
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
speak your truth
Graffiti in black spray paint on a wall reads “LASAGNA IS TASTY.”
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 12/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess. Wong answers only
faye wong in chungking express. not even my favorite wong kar wai but I live for the bit and nothing else
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
me and my friends would've killed dobby with hammers i will tell you that much
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 09/08/2026
cats are so good I wish they were real
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 08/08/2026
Josie and the Pussycats is a top tier movie and I will fite u irl anyone who says otherwise
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 30/07/2026
what's your sign?
PLEASE DONT ALLOW
ANYONE 
TO HELP YOU OR
BE CLOSE TO YOU
on a sign at an atm
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sundiego2015.bsky.social @sundiego2015.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Joe Biden would not consume Hentai. Because he was a real man.
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