Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 2hlook you have to understand, i have no real personality, my "self" is at all moments just a collage of all the things i think the people i care about want a person to be, so the only way for me to be a person is to disengage from society entirely 4220
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 2hTHE CONQUERED CHAMPION, BAFFLED BY HIS LOSS: what... are you...? EVERY THIRD TRANS GIRL I HAVE EVER MET: im like if a boy was a little girl that wanted to kill herself in a cute way THE CONQUERED: god damn. y...you should talk to someone about that ETTGIHEM: i talk to homura in my dreams that counts 0260
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 6hnow you listen here pal, i'll have you know i have justifications for every mistake i've ever made, and in my personal opinion, they are VERRRRY convincing 0263
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 29/09/2026me and the girls are linking up wednesday night to see who knows the longest word 2130
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 26/09/2026gregg araki i'm gonna pay you $25mill to stop making movies about the bisexual stereotypes that populate my realworld life and then $25mill more to get joseph gordon-levett out of retirement and doing real anal on camera 2476
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 26/09/2026damn baby i love how you fetishize the ways my depression has made me a husk of a person. not only do i not have any reason to improve, now if i do start to better myself, i'll think i'm less attractive to you. btw i think the third anniversary is the Loaded Handgun anniversary, so, 0371
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 25/09/2026im at a showing of Primetime booing every time chris hansen is on screen and cheering every time a pedophile is on screen just so there's a difference of opinion in the crowd and it's easier to start a dialogue #biden2028 123229
Reposted by Tipper GuroFrums @frums.xyz · 25/09/2026infloresce.bandcamp.com/album/inflor... tr.6 "bait"infloresce.bandcamp.comInfloresce Vol. 3 - Aphrodisiac, by Infloresce Records12 track album 16619
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 23/09/2026if i was a bus driver i'd look at people at a stop trying to get on and say "no, not you." sometimes just fuck with em. and maybe sometimes just to spice things up, i'll blow a stop sign and liquidate a family of 4 at about 75mph crazy fuckin taxi style 3521
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 23/09/2026idk who mans is he just asked for a picture with his whole family i said gotta support the troops 3686
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 23/09/2026the audience is a collective dog. guys, if we all cheer really loud maybe the band will come back out and do another! the band planned two more before the show even started. you are part of a social ritual that is mere theater and participate yet. im gay and like to get kicked in the head by women 1443
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 19/09/2026statistically speaking, "in the bud" is the most popular place to nip something 2404
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 19/09/2026the url for occidental college's website is the hardest i've laughed all year 1230
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 19/09/2026if you're out on the town and suddenly need to write something down, you can just walk into the nearest bank and use one of their pens to write it down on a deposit slip and no one will stop you. especially if you bring a gun 0302
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 18/09/2026You Ain't Even In The Main Storyline Yet Homeboy. This Shit Right Here Is Just The Prologue. 1220
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 18/09/2026new song "chk!dsk - questionable actions/actionable questions" - as featured in the youtube ad for a pair of Class Of '09 Skate Shoes - out now on @subvert.fm www.subvert.fm/chkdsk/track...subvert.fmQuestionable Actions/Actionable Questions by chk!dsk - SubvertWeird jungle draft started summer of 2025, finished fall 2026 for "Class Of '09" purposes. Wonky as hell. I don't care I just like sounds. 2221
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 18/09/2026[holding macklemore at gunpoint] put on the fursuit. do it front of your kids and tell them this is what their dad looks like now. 1300
Reposted by Tipper Gurojessica harvey @jessiscah23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Roman Sands RE:Build is out. After so many years, you can finally play our labour of love. It's deranged, it goes SO MANY PLACES, it probably shouldn't exist, and I've no idea if you're going to like it or not but that ain't the point. Roman Sands RE:Build. store.steampowered.com/app/2231460/...store.steampowered.comSave 10% on Roman Sands RE:Build on SteamA service industry adventure with an apocalyptic flavor. A manic genre mashup told across two broken realities. Step through the cracks: find your Exit. 25354195
Reposted by Tipper GuroNero's Day At Disneyland @laurenbousfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ghost Debt, the second single from the Nero's Day At Disneyland Grand Reopening EP is out now everywhere Art @aletiune.bsky.social Vinyl and CD editions are on presale now at the deathbomb Arc store Full EP out Oct 16th 46221
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 13/09/2026finally, now you can get married to women for tax benefits no matter HOW gay you are 2481
Reposted by Tipper Guroawr @awr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026in a couple of years you can share around the health insurance like steam family access 19819
Reposted by Tipper GuroMaximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comGem Finding GemALT: Gem Finding Gem 1113
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 09/09/2026if the last few years have proven anything it's that samus aran must only ever be allowed to move in two dimensional space 1240
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 09/09/2026$2000 for a phone that makes it way more obvious when i'm looking at gelbooru on the bus? how delightful 3351
Reposted by Tipper Gurojackson from @jacksonfrom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026happy 9/09 !! 🥰🔊 it's the best day of the year!! today on MIDWEEK MASSIVE i'm spinning music from my crew @909worldwide.bsky.social tune in at 5pm pdt - only on @datafruits.bsky.social 9️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ 1153
Reposted by Tipper GuroThe Grinch . @hanjuri.love · 25/02/2025thinking about this text i got from my grubhub driver 112580716
Reposted by Tipper Guroheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations 233831786
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 08/09/2026i have probably my first new song in 2 years coming out soon but it's in the funniest possible context. i guarantee you none of you will be able to guess what 8340
Reposted by Tipper Guroawr @awr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I like the idea of it, but real autism has never been attempted before 27315
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 08/09/20263 months on estrogen daughter who is currently stuck between being reddit trans or 4chan trans: i heard openai fucked up and accidentally achieved AGP instead me, straight up punching an ipad with a picture of my ex wife on it: who the fuck said you could leave the basement 2639
Reposted by Tipper GuroOSW Golden Nogger Award Nominated Artist @mayoraponte.bsky.social · 08/09/2026With Labor Day out of the way, it's time to prepare for a more important date later this week. 2696291
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 07/09/2026sony for the love of god just do a power play and replace the executives at bungie while there's still time. i need marathon to last at least another year or two 1190
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 07/09/2026it's really funny to me that there's a city just outside new york called newark. seems like a real hitler/himmler situation 4583
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 07/09/2026texting girl i met in a local t4t discord: yuo have the hips of a godess , who is also my sister,,, texting friend i made 2 years into transition: remember how in weird al's "albuquerque" he complains about a "hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut"? have we just always looked like that? 315118
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/09/2026excited for kingdom hearts 4 to be totally unremarkable except for the inclusion of a Family Guy world 3503
Reposted by Tipper GuroMarcy Cat 💙 @marcyani.me · 02/09/2026Reupping this I've been in a real struggle with money lately if you wanna send over anything you can cash.app/$CinnaMarcycash.appPay me on Cash AppInstantly exchange money for free on Cash App 1720
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/09/2026look all i know is there's 5 of em, they're all named alice, they share a two bedroom apartment, they're all constantly wearing some kind of animal ear headband, they listen to the worst music i've ever heard, are always trying to get you some new encrypted messaging app, and i buy drugs off them 2490
Reposted by Tipper GuroBottlerocket is at work @bottlerocket.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A Guy who looked like every member of SYOD rocking a mondo cane sweatshirt approached me off Carson and said “DAMNNNNNN I DIDNT KNOW THEY BUILT SILLY BITCHES LIKE THAT” and handed me 3 peppermints before making a mad dash to get his “Burger King bucks”. Pittsburgh is beautiful man 3261
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 30/08/2026wore my old demolition tee out to get my vyvanse today and unironically got an "a girl? that listens to death grips?" from a cis woman on the bus 2600
