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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The dumbest people alive were mad that Zohran threw this woman under the bus lol
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gonna give 30 million Venezuelans the right to move to the United States.
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 10/05/2026
resist the urge to let fear define your engagement with the community you live in. when times are this dire, we have so much to lose — but your predecessors survived not through always hiding but by acting and caring, and doing so with others
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We need to hug and kiss Bluesky moderators.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It’s the freakin weekend
Worf saying “this is sex” as he looks at a Klingon woman Worf “But I have no place for it in my life now!”
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John Linneman @dark1x.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Man, it's difficult to keep my composure when talking about the negative impacts Gen AI has had on this industry - from shortages, to lay-offs to so many other areas. It really winds me up making it difficult to even discuss. :\ I really really dislike it.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I personally love to read shit like "U.S. Pauses 'Project Freedom'" in headlines. Not all good jokes need to be complicated.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey
The three main characters of O Brother Where Art Thou
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Honestly my biggest takeaway from this clip is that Obama is very consciously elevating Mamdani (whom he cites unprompted as an example of the right way to do this) as a model while other top Dems still shirk him.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Thanos mocks a beat-down Captain America, “give up yet?” Panel 2: Doctor Strange begins to open a portal. Spider-Man appears beat up. Through bleeding teeth and a black eye, Captain America replies, “Not while we have…” Panel 3: Thanos, gobsmacked, exclaims, “Maya Angelou!?” Indeed, there she is - Maya Angelou, T-posing and floating stoically through the open portal.
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Screenshot from an episode of Star Trek Voyager. The doctor is looking at his little computer console while Seven of Nine says "It is difficult to be optimistic"
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Criticizing Israel and its behavior and policies, even very sharply, isn’t bigoted. Reflexively responding to any mention of Jews, Judaism, Jewish history or culture, or the Jewish community with demands to denounce Israel is absolutely bigoted and also unhinged.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2026
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Tipper Gore thought she heard Satan speaking in Judas Priest records and it was an emergency, but the computer that has literally convinced teens to kill themselves and others? Put that in the schools, baby!
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
in 97 back when malls were still a thing i saw yoda get his robe caught stepping off an escalator. it pulled him back and the robe started to constrict so hard he turned purple. we briefly made eye contact and i could see the light go out before my mom pulled me away. then he was in phantom menace??
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It's not fair, Mr. Bobtail Squid. Why do you get to look absolutely adorable AND look like a sparkling jewel? 🦑📷Max S (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...)
A Berry's Bobtail Squid (Euprymna berryi) sitting on the sea floor. It is quite small and cure. Its arms are curving back and tucked  under its head while its mantle hangs behind. It is covered in blue, cyan, green and yellow green iridophores, making it shiny and iridescent, as well as black chromatophores. The sea floor is sandy with lots of bits of shells and probably coral in mixed in.
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/05/2026
*midlife man voice* please... my hotspan
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
every QAnon influencer, seeing this post: This is it. President Trump is speaking to us directly. The storm is HERE. Trump, posting: that's me in the picture
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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
WisDOT is currently spending $1.74 BILLION to expand a mere 3.5 miles (5.6 km) of the I-94 corridor in Milwaukee. That's nearly $497M per mile. Suddenly, $200M for an 80-mile (130 km) intercity rail line sounds like the bargain of the century.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
there's an interesting effect whereby people imagine themselves having the same income that they do now, but the prices of twenty years ago. memory is a fluid process of storytelling for most people.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
→ You've been to 30 Cher shows? At least.
I met her once and told her I was ordained on her birthday. She asked if I chose that. I said, "No, Cher. God did."
JIM CUNNINGHAM, 50,
Catholic priest, 30th Cher show
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This. Even though our side is better at governing by any metric you can think of, we lose over and over again to a series of carnival barkers. If we care about governance and our chance of doing it, we should figure out why this keeps happening.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
a reminder that a lot of the things people find unpleasant about cities - along with the noise and dirtiness - are largely a product of filling them with cars. get rid of the cars and the pleasantness of the environment improves dramatically
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Posting for the amusement value of seeing luxury-space-communist heads asplode, which of course is no endorsement of Apartheid Clyde and his inability to understand any of the stuff he allegedly reads.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/04/2026
the legislation requires 16 speeding tickets in a given year before a driver might be subjected to one of these and i think it should be fewer than that
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/04/2026
LMAO -- Trump announces that Fox News contributor Nicole Saphier is his new pick for Surgeon General
I am pleased to announce that I am nominating Dr. Nicole B. Saphier to be the next SURGEON GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Nicole is a STAR physician who has spent her career guiding women facing breast cancer through their diagnosis and treatment while tirelessly advocating to increase early cancer detection and prevention, while at the same time working with men and women on all other forms of cancer diagnoses and treatments. She is also an INCREDIBLE COMMUNICATOR, who makes complicated health issues more easily understood by all Americans. Dr. Nicole Saphier will do great things for our Country, and help, “MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN.” Congratulations Nicole, our Country has long been waiting for you! President DONALD J. TRUMP



image of Saphier's Fox News page
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
laios dungeon meshi delicious in dungeon saying this
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 29/04/2026
This makes me think of how when NYC first put up these cameras in my neighborhood I took such a repeated beating going 35 in a 25, and I think it stinks that I pay the same fine as a rich person, but I wised up, and these things so clearly keep people from dying it's not even funny
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026
Jazz Guy Has Little Hat And Everything
Jazz Guy Has Little Hat And Everything
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
They believe in nothing
Michael Knowles "comedians should not lose their jobs for telling jokes and professors should not lose their jobs for discussing ideasKimmel should obviously be fired
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/04/2026
No matter how many times they try it, "Trump's horrific moral crimes are raising your prices!" is never going to sound like a normal, coherent, human thing to say. It's bizarre and it reflects a *dismal* view of the voters it alleges to be trying to reach!
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There is no equivalent on the Democratic side for the pure, undiluted nihilism coming from the federal government right now. We basically have one party of technocrats and one party of Branch Davidians.
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Druid. 📚
A character hanging out under a tree surrounded by ghost butterflies. The character has a guitar on their lap.
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I don’t think a lot of progs understand that the non-vibesession explanation is the worse option for them. It means Americans are much more sensitive to inflation than mass unemployment and wage stagnation, which is kind of a death knell for a real, sustainable workers politics in this country.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Supermansplaining.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 24/04/2026
“How do we ensure that poor people have housing they can afford?” and “how do we ensure that poor people can live in brand new housing?” are VERY different public policy questions with very different policy solutions.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i think if you hear somebody say "trump derangement syndrome" you should be allowed to beat the fuck out of them
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 25/04/2026
What do you call a group of crows? 🐦
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Yacht Club Games @yachtclubgames.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Mina the Hollower has officially gone GOLD! The game is complete and has begun the submissions process with our first-party partners. We’ll know the final release date soon and as soon as we can share it, you’ll know it. Thank you for sticking with us. We can’t wait for you to play!
Mina whipping nightstar.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Children in a small Italian village throwing stones at a false Christ
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If only there was a word for “exploitative sexual behavior with a 16-year-old girl when he was 30.”
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Both Jennifer Welch and I have had it with the billionaire bed wetting. Go cry us a river about a modest new tax on your $5 million second home. Or just live in it!
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