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Lauren Morrill

@laurenmorrill.bsky.social
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Author of spicy romcoms, co-owner of Good Girl Books (Knoxville), ravenous romance reader, and inveterate yapper.

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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 7h
I love my new gym because it’s just dudes in their twenties as far as the eye can see, and to a dude in their twenties, a woman in her forties is invisible. Perfection.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21h
this is impeccably phrased
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really believe that the most radical thing you can do these days is make small talk with strangers
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are at the mercy of a bunch of tech dorks who don’t know how to make friends
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
my opinion? everybody’s entitled to a free life, a roof over your head, work that pays that bills, little activities that make you happy, chicken fingers, and due process before the law. you’re not entitled to people liking you
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
nobody is entitled to a public platform. nobody is entitled to professional renown and success. those things are privileges actually
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Jennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the thing about being a romance reader for decades is we're always catching strays. the trick is to not give a fuck what people think about it.
Ilya in the car with Shane saying "okay"
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did not know I could get an ear infection in my forties, but here we are, z-pack in hand
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nurse practitioners who prescribe diflucan alongside an antibiotic deserve a special VIP section in heaven
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This take is not really worth getting worked up about for me, but mass manufacture of clothes is more comparable (though still not really comparable) to *printing* of books. Somebody still decided what the clothes should look like.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marketing a book when the world sucks is hard But if you need an escape and want to read about a girl with a gun getting her vengeance on against some bad men, check out THE DEVIL'S REVOLVER series and watch a young woman go outlaw against a system that sucks. www.devilsrevolver.com
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really believe that the most radical thing you can do these days is make small talk with strangers
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A very happy Sinus Infection Season to all East Tennesseans who celebrate! 🤧
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Make some good (or bad!!) art with your own brain today just bc you can ❤️
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m really tired of being at the mercy of societal delusion
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“We banned the fraternity.” First of all, burn the house to the ground and salt the earth. Then ban the rest of the fraternities, too.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 29/09/2026
College fraternities and coaches who don’t give water breaks are all much, much bigger threats to college athletes than trans people.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really hate that the response to any glimmer of wonder in the world now is to think, “is this AI?”
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This week people have tied themselves in knots over a country song, an iced coffee, and a Western Massachusetts lesbian bar. The government is corrupt and the billionaires are evil but sometimes I think we’re doing this shit to ourselves
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That game was a real “all are punished” experience
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Donald Trump adds another kill to his roster.
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They showed Trump in the stadium and immediately a Tennessee player is injured and the broadcast audio goes to shit
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One time I was my in my husband’s YouTube video (he has 2.5 million subscribers) and there was an entire thread in the comments about how we’re obviously getting divorce based on one look on my face (they time stamped and screen shotted it 🙄)
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pat McAfee and Donald Trump are going to be in Knoxville at the same time and I expect the combined force of their individual brands of menace to shift the tectonic plates beneath our feet
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1- I do not care for these songs 2- everyone clocking in for their shift at the Taylor Swift Sucks factory is insufferable
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure what it says about me that the only thing in the last 3 years that has made me even consider running for my kid’s school’s PTA is to get it to stop using AI slop posters to announce events
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey if you are somehow still intending to brave the shitshow this weekend at Neyland, may I offer a DIY suggestion for what to wear: dollunteering.org
dollunteering.org
Dollunteering - Make your own shirt
Show your support by making a 'Protect the Dolls' shirt
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On top of being ugly as fuck, your AI flyer has too much goddamn information on it.
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
somehow both teams will suffer catastrophic defeat (and I will not be leaving my house on Saturday)
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jaxson Dart introduced Trump at a rally this summer and then destroyed his knee in week 2 and I’m laughing too hard to make jokes
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
buff.ly
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love Taylor Swift’s music but selling 3 different single song cds is absolutely fucking gross from both a financial perspective and as consumerist waste. So much plastic trucked across the country when people can barely afford groceries. Knock it the fuck off, ma’am.
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Before Trump’s term is over he’ll have Hegseth droning Kalshi debtors
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newsom vetoing attempts to stave off fascist overreach because he’s worried it might limit his power as an executive is so on brand I’m surprised he didn’t announce the decision first on his podcast with Ben Shapiro.
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cam Scattebo looks like he scaled a wall next to a perfectly good staircase on January 6th
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cam Scattebo looks like he scaled a wall next to a perfectly good staircase on January 6th
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That period is LOUD
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
If you're on here telling trans people to shut up and vote, you should be angry that Republicans have manipulated you to such a degree. Why aren't you angry about it
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well this game against Kennesaw State should really prep Tennessee for next week’s game against … [checks schedule] …Texas.
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I accidentally sat under the TV in an SEC town on a Saturday and now everyone in this restaurant looks like they’re staring at me. I really should have known better.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Deborah Teramis Christian 🌈 🎲 🇺🇦 @teramis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HEY, fellow Tennesseans: here's some great news and a real chance to flip the governorship of this state. Please help out if you can, or if $$'s not disposable, see about volunteering to help her campaign in other ways!
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“They get headlines” like it’s a fuckin’ consolation prize. They’re DEAD you jackass. In other news, this man looks like he’s seconds away from human combustion and it cannot come soon enough.
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