Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 7hI love my new gym because it’s just dudes in their twenties as far as the eye can see, and to a dude in their twenties, a woman in her forties is invisible. Perfection. 030
Reposted by Lauren MorrillDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 254180374761
Reposted by Lauren MorrillClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21hthis is impeccably phrased 131637
Reposted by Lauren MorrillLauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Really believe that the most radical thing you can do these days is make small talk with strangers 0121
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We are at the mercy of a bunch of tech dorks who don’t know how to make friends 230
Reposted by Lauren Morrillvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026my opinion? everybody’s entitled to a free life, a roof over your head, work that pays that bills, little activities that make you happy, chicken fingers, and due process before the law. you’re not entitled to people liking you 21024
Reposted by Lauren Morrillvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026nobody is entitled to a public platform. nobody is entitled to professional renown and success. those things are privileges actually 2955
Reposted by Lauren MorrillJennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the thing about being a romance reader for decades is we're always catching strays. the trick is to not give a fuck what people think about it. 0629
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I did not know I could get an ear infection in my forties, but here we are, z-pack in hand 000
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nurse practitioners who prescribe diflucan alongside an antibiotic deserve a special VIP section in heaven 030
Reposted by Lauren MorrillLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This take is not really worth getting worked up about for me, but mass manufacture of clothes is more comparable (though still not really comparable) to *printing* of books. Somebody still decided what the clothes should look like. 11109
Reposted by Lauren MorrillV.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Marketing a book when the world sucks is hard But if you need an escape and want to read about a girl with a gun getting her vengeance on against some bad men, check out THE DEVIL'S REVOLVER series and watch a young woman go outlaw against a system that sucks. www.devilsrevolver.com 0145
Reposted by Lauren MorrillLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 131363219
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Really believe that the most radical thing you can do these days is make small talk with strangers 0121
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A very happy Sinus Infection Season to all East Tennesseans who celebrate! 🤧 000
Reposted by Lauren MorrillPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Make some good (or bad!!) art with your own brain today just bc you can ❤️ 625496
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m really tired of being at the mercy of societal delusion 000
Reposted by Lauren MorrillHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134293769
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“We banned the fraternity.” First of all, burn the house to the ground and salt the earth. Then ban the rest of the fraternities, too. 061
Reposted by Lauren MorrillOlivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 29/09/2026College fraternities and coaches who don’t give water breaks are all much, much bigger threats to college athletes than trans people. 118943
Reposted by Lauren MorrillMartha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight. 5617226
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I really hate that the response to any glimmer of wonder in the world now is to think, “is this AI?” 020
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This week people have tied themselves in knots over a country song, an iced coffee, and a Western Massachusetts lesbian bar. The government is corrupt and the billionaires are evil but sometimes I think we’re doing this shit to ourselves 260
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That game was a real “all are punished” experience 040
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Donald Trump adds another kill to his roster. 030
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They showed Trump in the stadium and immediately a Tennessee player is injured and the broadcast audio goes to shit 618119
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One time I was my in my husband’s YouTube video (he has 2.5 million subscribers) and there was an entire thread in the comments about how we’re obviously getting divorce based on one look on my face (they time stamped and screen shotted it 🙄) 2264
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pat McAfee and Donald Trump are going to be in Knoxville at the same time and I expect the combined force of their individual brands of menace to shift the tectonic plates beneath our feet 020
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 25/09/20261- I do not care for these songs 2- everyone clocking in for their shift at the Taylor Swift Sucks factory is insufferable 130
Reposted by Lauren MorrillJulia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not sure what it says about me that the only thing in the last 3 years that has made me even consider running for my kid’s school’s PTA is to get it to stop using AI slop posters to announce events 2122
Reposted by Lauren MorrillHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026hey if you are somehow still intending to brave the shitshow this weekend at Neyland, may I offer a DIY suggestion for what to wear: dollunteering.orgdollunteering.orgDollunteering - Make your own shirtShow your support by making a 'Protect the Dolls' shirt 814031
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On top of being ugly as fuck, your AI flyer has too much goddamn information on it. 0142
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026somehow both teams will suffer catastrophic defeat (and I will not be leaving my house on Saturday) 031
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Jaxson Dart introduced Trump at a rally this summer and then destroyed his knee in week 2 and I’m laughing too hard to make jokes 090
Reposted by Lauren MorrillProfessionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched. 872690844
Reposted by Lauren MorrillMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 6452191
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love Taylor Swift’s music but selling 3 different single song cds is absolutely fucking gross from both a financial perspective and as consumerist waste. So much plastic trucked across the country when people can barely afford groceries. Knock it the fuck off, ma’am. 051
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Before Trump’s term is over he’ll have Hegseth droning Kalshi debtors 040
Reposted by Lauren MorrillJesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Newsom vetoing attempts to stave off fascist overreach because he’s worried it might limit his power as an executive is so on brand I’m surprised he didn’t announce the decision first on his podcast with Ben Shapiro. 2378108
Reposted by Lauren MorrillLauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cam Scattebo looks like he scaled a wall next to a perfectly good staircase on January 6th 0123
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cam Scattebo looks like he scaled a wall next to a perfectly good staircase on January 6th 0123
Reposted by Lauren Morrillᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104037817
Reposted by Lauren MorrillPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136442896
Reposted by Lauren MorrillImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026If you're on here telling trans people to shut up and vote, you should be angry that Republicans have manipulated you to such a degree. Why aren't you angry about it 242660391
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Well this game against Kennesaw State should really prep Tennessee for next week’s game against … [checks schedule] …Texas. 040
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I accidentally sat under the TV in an SEC town on a Saturday and now everyone in this restaurant looks like they’re staring at me. I really should have known better. 031
Reposted by Lauren MorrillClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138783687
Reposted by Lauren MorrillDeborah Teramis Christian 🌈 🎲 🇺🇦 @teramis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026HEY, fellow Tennesseans: here's some great news and a real chance to flip the governorship of this state. Please help out if you can, or if $$'s not disposable, see about volunteering to help her campaign in other ways! 063
Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“They get headlines” like it’s a fuckin’ consolation prize. They’re DEAD you jackass. In other news, this man looks like he’s seconds away from human combustion and it cannot come soon enough. 030