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Kenneth Trease

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engineering manager currently taking a break, co-founder @burkebrewing.bsky.social, opinions my own. he/him. normie shitlib data science bikes housing abundance transit language kids birds beer seattle

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 22h
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 10h
Old enough to remember Seattle urbanist discourse pushing pretty hard the idea of an infill station at 130th, and now that we have it, I am having trouble figuring out why.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 12h
(Neagley spoilers) “Wow these people are hallucinating wildly but also there’s all this rye flour around, what is the connection?” Neagley come on. I’m disappointed in you.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 15h
Hey, @marketplace.org, the interesting thing in the Anthropic IPO prospectus leak isn't them pretending they pose existential risk to humanity, it’s that they spend about $3 for every dollar of revenue, with no path to profitability.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This of course came from his staff, but As hire As, and Bs hire Cs, as the saying goes.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is my impression that low income voters also have children and the need for someone to look after them while parents earn an income is even more acute.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe Karl Rove is just reading the same kind of political spam we all get?
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Middle school band potluck got a little jazz septet going, but when it was the piano player’s turn for a solo, she was mid pizza slice, so she jammed for awhile with a slice hanging from her mouth.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The media you consume, the preferences you have, the algorithms you subject yourself to - that’s a bubble. Whereas the media I consume, the preferences I have, the algorithms I subject myself to - that’s just culture. I don’t make the rules.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the media had just invented the story about the texas song, I don't think I'd be able to tell the difference. Had never heard it, had never heard *of* it until the story about it breaking some record this week. (I have now heard a snippet and it is indeed pretty catchy!)
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We should have policies that move, say, 4% of homes that use heating oil, off heating oil, every year. Households that benefit can help contribute a bit more to fund the program, but it should mostly be government funded. If we'd started 25 years ago, it would be all done now. Let's start now.
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Steve D. @crazystevied.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A solid investment in local reporting. I highly recommend it!
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Has Dan Strauss always been this weird, or is time in office making him weirder?
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess I'm a month late to this (finally read my email) - the Grand Illusion found a home and is taking over the Varsity! This is so cool! Reactivating that space & saving the Grand Illusion. Great for the U District! Fun cinema only a block from the train station! grandillusioncinema.org/moving/
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The Grand Illusion Is Moving Into the Varsity Theatre - The Grand Illusion Cinema
We are moving into and reopening the historic Varsity Theatre in the U District! Learn more about our plans and how you can help.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Too beautiful to live.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was shocked (though I shouldn't have been) to learn, upon listening to Tuesday's public safety committee meeting today, that SPD chief Sayles explicitly said former chief Barnes delayed the Bite of Seattle press conference to be briefed, given that every headline said it was Mayor Wilson.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One kid teasing another kid tonight: "you could at least be a *cool* idiot". And I think that's one of the more cutting remarks I have heard.
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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 25/09/2026
Seattle Is Dying™ www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
Top 10 global cities for 2026, according to the 2026 Global Cities
Index
1. New York, US
2. London, UK
3. Paris, France
4. Seattle, US
5. San Francisco, US
6. Dublin, Ireland
7. Boston, US
8. San Jose, US
9. Tokyo, Japan
10. Zurich, Switzerland
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Rian Watt @rianwatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody — not teachers, not retirees, nobody — will be taxed under the Millionaires Tax unless they make more than a million dollars per year, and voters will always have the final say on any changes to that threshold. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to you.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Her name is "Overton"? Lazy writing this season.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kids are so awesome.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More a matter of everyone playing poorly, but jesus how are we still technically in the race.
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Lili Loofbourow @lililoofbourow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Burned out on the Kavanaugh circus, I figured a graveyard in Patagonia would be the emptiest place on Earth to wallow in "political grief"? "Is that a thing? IS THE POLITICAL PERSONAL?" I scribbled on the plane, like a weirdo. Then some stuff happened. somepersonalnews.substack.com/p/a-bare-ass...
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This made me laugh so hard, given how much time J and I have spent on this precise subject. They’re just Bob.
A tumblr text post by shithowdy from June 19. 

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every single story on NPR about the price of diesel is an interview with a farmer, and not with some clown who bought a truck to cosplay as a someone working in the trades.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She's super smart and super competent and very very good at communicating, and I do not think she deserves what will be unleashed if she runs. She'd almost certainly both regret it and be changed for the worse for it. It's not fair, but she should not sacrifice herself to make that point.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like comcast could have some fun offering a cable channel package without commercials. www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/di...
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Disney+ “ad-free” plans can still show ads before and after playback - Dexerto
Disney+ has updated its subscriber agreement to allow advertising before and after movies and shows across every subscription tier.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fixing land use fixes this (and pisses off a different set of people, but it’s a set who deserve to be pissed off.)
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Hop On Board Seattle @hoponboardseattle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Join us to spread the word about the Seattle Transit Measure and why more bus service matters! 🚌 Click the link in our bio to join us and #HopOnBoardSeattle!
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every teacher who has ever asked "what is 3 + 11?" is asking because they really don't know. They need students help to figure out that it's 14, and how the student gets there is really beside the point.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Marketplace with a feature on modular housing and never once asking "but where will we be allowed to put this new modular housing? Will we give unelected busybodies a veto over this new housing?"
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love that fact that the M's are eliminated from the wild card, but could still technically win the division.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tonight, in a what to watch discussion, I said "look, to keep the universe in balance, someone's gotta hate Goodfellas, and Martin Scorcese in general, and it might as well be me." Movie loving teenager is pretty sure he's adopted.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026
this is a bit of an obsession of mine especially here in charlottesville. the cost of commercial real estate is prohibitive if you want to experiment and the city seems categorically opposed to small lots and small units that could allow people to start businesses without a huge capital investment
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm looking forward to them building something, but not really researching the details, and a truck hits it every six months while driving under, and it's got one of those metal patches on it and lots of signs saying 'MAX CLEARANCE 13' 11"' or something like that.
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Joe Bak-Coleman @jbakcoleman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We can simulate fish schools or ants in ways that solve complex problems (gradient detection, bridge building, nest selection) but no one would create this weird soul/no-soul dichotomy to argue they these that multi-agent swarms of extremely simple rules are “thinking”.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wonder if KUOW has given thought to a fundraising pitch that is explicitly "look we need more money to buy some different shows so we don't have to play wait wait don't tell me 17 times every weekend" Worth a shot!
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just wrote in my to-do list to get "acoustic coke" to differentiate it from diet coke and I think that has legs. Congrats to the haters of "acoustic bikes".
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Nick @seanickhart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If business owners can abandon ecoblocks on public streets then we can permanently close streets with art.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sooooo.... if someone paints colorful circles on a street using some secret method to make them impossible to remove, the street has to become a pedestrian street? That's what I'm hearing here. Does anyone knows the method used and wants to spill details...? www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
seattletimes.com
35 circles and 5 thick white lines are painted on this downtown street. It won’t come off
A block of Ninth Avenue can’t reopen until the colorful design is gone. The center has tried graffiti remover and pressure washers, but the work is ongoing.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On marketplace, they just said global electricity demand was set to rise by 60% over some period, which they said was like “adding another China” Which strikes me as something that should have been caught by an editor? China is definitely not 60% of electrical energy consumption right now.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man, we'd be so much better off if he'd started with chemtrails. He can have chemtrails. Massive budget to go chase chemtrails, we won't even laugh about it behind his back, I promise. Worth it if he'd leave vaccines alone.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One hopes the ongoing regulatory uncertainty around gas in new construction just causes architects and developers to lower their risk by going with heat pumps.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know we have to mock this because a trumpie said it, but it’s 100% true. For every person who really does have to drive, there are 10 who could drive less. Telling them it’s the moral thing to do has never worked. Price signal is the only thing that has.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 16/09/2026
News: Spokane is launching a new Emergency Streets program that will rapidly deploy traffic calming within 72 hours of any fatal crash. The program is intended to slow down drivers and increase awareness while crews evaluate whether factors like street design factored into the crash.
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Spokane to begin using traffic calming devices following fatal collisions
On a dark and rainy February night last year, Sarah Rose of Spokane remembered thinking, as cars sped past her, that conditions were creating a high danger for pedestrian and driver conflicts. As her ...
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What I really fucking love about Hot Fuzz is that it is a rare piece of artwork that unapologetically defends liberal modernity. A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
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Kenneth Trease @kptrease.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Facebook was fun back when it was chatting with my friends every day. It hasn't been like that for a decade at least.
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AMR - Alexis Mercedes Rinck @alexis4seattle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would’ve taken the bus home from Town Hall Seattle last night but it wasn’t coming for another 20 minutes… BUT I had a great walk home reflecting how we that can change that if we vote YES to approve the Seattle Transit Measure this November to boost bus service by 34% and expand night service.
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