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Brother Hyrum

@thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
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hello boys, pull up a cuck chair

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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
eyyyyyy, a facebook memory that isn't my dead cat 🥳
15 years ago i posted "me and Sidney Crosby!"me (on the left) and cardboard cut-out sidney crosby hawking dempsters bread
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Never counts almost always in handshoes and horse grenades
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elliot @electricbeef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the peanut m&m is one of gods most perfect creations
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
tiny black baby ladybug, you're welcome
a tiny little black baby ladybug sitting on my fuck-you finger knuckle
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's my birthday :)
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my coleslaw expired four days ago all is lost
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
viva la revolución, google photos
little painted che & fidel figurines
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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 13/08/2026
good morning from poppers
a small black kitten with a red collar standing on my lap in our living room
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
happy strange new worlds new episode day to all those who celebrate, i'm at work so i'll be watching it now
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
facebook sure does like to remind me about every dead cat i've ever owned
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"6 likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 dicks in your ass
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dudes rock
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What if i was a muskrat
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
8 years ago is where i'd like to be rn
a couple of raccoons eating cat kibble in my driveway
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i wouldn't have to fight a dinosaur, they would all be my friends
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
big promotion at work (i'm in charge of the lottery pool now)
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lipstick but for your entire head.
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so either i'm too old for shenanigans now or that was the worst movie i've ever seen, except for "hello boys, pull up a cuck-chair" g'bye empty movie theater
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
now watching (by myself because my swiftie wife says it's "too low-brow")
SUPER TROOPERS 3 BABY!!
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In a world of starter packs, get blocked.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Today I ate two cubes and fourteen small circles. Soon the darkness will envelope us completely and we will be gone
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"follow me, i'm delicious"
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 08/08/2026
in heaven you can kick a baby as far as you can and it's fine
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
so you cant reply with "kys" on tiktok, noted
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
finished strange new worlds just in time to leave work & go home, mission accomplished (please clap)
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
both my grade 12 lit teacher and my dad told me i'd never amount to anything but they're dead now and my clash of clans results are pretty fuckn decent so have fun burning in hell fellas
i'm in the worldwide top 1% of all clash of clans clan gamers
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh. 🫩
Poverty
=$15,960
Near Poverty
$15,960-$31.920
Lower Income
$31.020-$55,820
Lower Middle Class
$55,820 - $83,730
Middle Class
$83,730-$125,595
Upper Middle Class
$125,595 - $167,460
Upper Income
>$167,460
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tell me drop it
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
good morning from the wildfire-induced haze along the river
pink-colored sun rising over the mighty fraser river
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 04/08/2026
I like this building
a tall city building that looks like a haphazard stack of square blocks
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Fredão Hayakinho 🤏 @0hayako.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ahem
two panel image: above is a photo of football player Lionel Messi wearing Barcelona FC jersey with a sphere ball at his feet, there's an arrow pointing to the ball written BALL and an arrow pointing to his feet written FEET.
down is a photo of some "american" football player (dunno who) wearing some white and blue striped jersey (dunno which team) holding an elliptical "ball" (lol) in his right hand, there's an arrow pointing to the ball written EGG and an arrow to his right hand written HAND.
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
abomination
kraft dinner cheesy ramen
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Heavy is the hand that hunts The Grimace
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Now me client’s a good boy. A mite daft, ah, sure, I’ll grant ya that. Killed his da, after all, he did. But—
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When you don't grind an englishman's bones well enough and your bread ends up being too crunchy
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Spicy is food is the best cure-all
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
good morning from the sphinx moth sitting on my car like he owns it
a western eyed sphinx moth, with markings on its wings that make it look like it has a big face to deter predators
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If nuclear winter is anything like jimmy johns then I’m looking forward to the free smells
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Dr. Katja Thieme (she/they) @katjathieme.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why do I need to provide and prove the realness of my email account and a 10-special-character-number-password and my cell phone and a credit card to buy a simple movie ticket. This way of doing things is tedious.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
*Obligatory comment about fools and their money.*
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
why are there two snoopys? snoopies??
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
oh boy, adventure time!
a text message from someone i don't know asking if i can come over tomorrow because the TV keeps flickering. i replied "sure, who is this and where are you?"
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Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can’t be 100% certain how much money my dog has, but I’m pretty sure it’s none
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
was not expecting that when i clicked the light switch and let out a little yip
a small-to-mediumish spider on the wall above the bedroom light switch
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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thursdayton's Kids' Show Audition

"Hey there KIDS," says a noodle-armed muppet creature. A look at its lower half reveals it's being controlled from within by the short and powerful Thursdayton, who's wearing the creature like a fancy hat embedded onto a skin-suit.

"Today's lesson is about FEELINGS," says the creature, its noodly arms expanding from Thursdayton's puppeteering. "So what are FEELINGS?"

The creature strikes a friendly proud pose, finger pointing in the air as it declares, "Well, to understand that, we first have to talk about Thetan Levels."
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 23/07/2026
These 3 charts show where Trump's new tariffs could have the biggest impact www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
These 3 charts show where Trump's new tariffs could have the biggest impact | CBC News
These three charts break down which sectors are in the crosshairs, which provinces will be the hardest hit and how the tariffs will be felt on both sides of the border.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
like and share if you have ever seen a bug
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to bebop or not to bebop 🌹🔨 @beansnbops.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i welcome new boxing divisions instead of weight classes; String Beans, Big Boys, Humongous Dudes, Just A Couple Average Joes Wailin On Each Other
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Herr Donkey Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
New poster for Avengers: Doomsday just dropped.
Ad from a 1978 comic for the Superhero Sweepstakes from Mars Candy featuring Dr Doom in the center and a headline reading "Heel, Superdogs!!! It's the infamous Milk Duds Superduds Sweepstakes!"
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