Reposted by Nolan"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice 81448
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I made onion soup three days ago and my hands still stink of onion despite many hand washings and showers. Someone who is good at the economy, please help me, my hands are stinky 110
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Split some steaks with my roommate for $60, let him cook them all and they're fucking saltier than beef jerky. Not good! 000
Reposted by NolanFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026labor day is out, babe-r day is in so many hot babes in your area having a day 510215
Reposted by Nolansophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026why can't bi discourse ever be good 4254
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Can't believe I haven't seen any boobs today to commemorate Dolly's passing smh 010
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just heard the song Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross and it was like a fucking revelation. I will forever divide my life into before and after this moment. 020
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Shift is a little more than halfway over and I'm so fucking TIRED 000
Reposted by NolanMika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes 705568569
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Folks, I've seen enough to call it: Abdul El-Sayed wins the Dem primary in Michigan. 020
Reposted by Nolanwint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self 654891832
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If anyone wants to feel slightly less unc today by comparison, I just bought a three pack of compression socks 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Feeling really weird that my trainer at work is 5 years younger than me 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I want England to lose, this is the anti colonial world cup 000
Reposted by NolanMorris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026John Hinckley Jr. in 1981 8973131284
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Vercingetorix if he was also RuPaul: Bring back my Gauls 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Cleaned out all the drains in my house today, feeling MASCULINE 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Idk I think Rosetta Stone would be a beautiful name for a baby girl. Or a drag queen 010
Reposted by Nolanbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026cher singing this on top of a big navy battleship 236048
Reposted by Nolanharpy @harpy.party · 20/06/2026you can accomplish anything if you're horny enough 1377
Reposted by NolanYod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 17/06/2026white people say shit like “he received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Truly there is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet!” 2204
Reposted by Nolandr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 15/06/2026mayor of vneck township #voteDrUncle 2121
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026What if instead of saying we were horny we all started saying "I'm hurtin for a squirtin" 100
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Just had a job application ask me about my sexuality though 💅 000
Reposted by NolanYod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I can’t stop thinking about Full Bush Summer 081
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This could be my ignorance talking but I think if you're posting on Linkedin like it's 2012 Facebook or whatever you're a fucking maniac 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Gonna get really into the world cup this year for no discernable reason 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Didn't watch any basketball but taking this opportunity to remind everyone that New York is the greatest state there is 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Man Kojima was really on one when he came up with Death Stranding 000