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Nolan

@tideisopod.bsky.social
72 followers 103 following 296 posts

32, he/him. Fermented in the bottle. I'm into wood fired hot tubs and thinking about getting a new job right now.

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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feeling autocephalous af
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026
the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made onion soup three days ago and my hands still stink of onion despite many hand washings and showers. Someone who is good at the economy, please help me, my hands are stinky
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Split some steaks with my roommate for $60, let him cook them all and they're fucking saltier than beef jerky. Not good!
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
His eyes are red from smoking weed.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cranberry juice and sparkling water my goat
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who up edgin on they boots
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This weird plant came up in my garden
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
labor day is out, babe-r day is in so many hot babes in your area having a day
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mitchell Trubisky
@Mtrubisky10
I feel like a boss driving my moms vanMitchell Trubisky
@Mtrubisky10
| love to kiss tittiess
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
why can't bi discourse ever be good
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*salutes*
I love my cuntry text over the bi flag
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I gave a doctor twenty Chunghua for a shinejob
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm going eclipse mode
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can't believe I haven't seen any boobs today to commemorate Dolly's passing smh
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Chris Nolan put his whole O'Dussy into that movie
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just heard the song Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross and it was like a fucking revelation. I will forever divide my life into before and after this moment.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Shift is a little more than halfway over and I'm so fucking TIRED
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's my birthday :)
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How it feels to wake up with nothing to do
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Folks, I've seen enough to call it: Abdul El-Sayed wins the Dem primary in Michigan.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If anyone wants to feel slightly less unc today by comparison, I just bought a three pack of compression socks
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love this thing so goddamn much
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Man, fuck England.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Feeling really weird that my trainer at work is 5 years younger than me
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wait is it confirmed Mitch is dead
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hell hath no fury like an angry Bosnian
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I want England to lose, this is the anti colonial world cup
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Hinckley Jr. in 1981
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Vercingetorix if he was also RuPaul: Bring back my Gauls
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Cleaned out all the drains in my house today, feeling MASCULINE
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think about this picture a lot
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Idk I think Rosetta Stone would be a beautiful name for a baby girl. Or a drag queen
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
cher singing this on top of a big navy battleship
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Thinking about hot women
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harpy @harpy.party · 20/06/2026
you can accomplish anything if you're horny enough
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
white people say shit like “he received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Truly there is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet!”
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
EMPLOYMENT INCOMING
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
mayor of vneck township #voteDrUncle
Pictured: me in a vneck. an obvious candidate for vneck township.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What if instead of saying we were horny we all started saying "I'm hurtin for a squirtin"
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Just had a job application ask me about my sexuality though 💅
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I can’t stop thinking about Full Bush Summer
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This could be my ignorance talking but I think if you're posting on Linkedin like it's 2012 Facebook or whatever you're a fucking maniac
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Persona 6 is real, nothing else matters
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Note to self a 10 pm Baja blast will fuck up my sleep
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Gonna get really into the world cup this year for no discernable reason
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Didn't watch any basketball but taking this opportunity to remind everyone that New York is the greatest state there is
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Man Kojima was really on one when he came up with Death Stranding
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