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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 1h

of course my first upset stomach in a week happens while im at frickin walgreens

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15h

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 16h

cigarettes are nasty i smoke cigars and pipes bitchhhh

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 20h

must put phone down battery low

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 20h

chicago is so cool even the middle of nowhere has busses

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 21h

damn the further out you go the faster these cta busses fly lmao dude is slamming the gas

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 21h

you ever see an ethereal twink?

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 22h

DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT

I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.

Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 21h

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 22h

now begins my FIVE HOUR journey to see a psychologist

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 29/09/2026

the way i handle emotions often gives others and sometimes myself the impression that i am a souless and unfeeling robot. its that ol autism rearing its head again.

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 29/09/2026

aickman and buck are the most annoying pair of fuckers that i have ever willingly watched on tv

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 29/09/2026

star spangled banner in mariachi kinda goes crazy though

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭

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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Crazy town on it

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 27/09/2026

runa is actually goated

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yekaterina, proletarian cynic @oizys.kindgirls.online · 27/09/2026

star wars episode 10: owen and beru escape from hell and rey skywalker has to hunt them down with the help of ben solo's force ghost and the weekend at bernie's style reanimated corpse of darth maul

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 27/09/2026

a little bit of wah, a little bit of hoo

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 27/09/2026

i like my women like i like my coffee. in my mouth when i wake up.

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Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate @bingus.ough.club · 27/09/2026

emilia just handed me the empty popcorn bowl and said "i ate all the kermies"

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R. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

645/1200!

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Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate @bingus.ough.club · 26/09/2026

i said "i mostly fantasize about my wives" and she said i was virtue signaling

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 26/09/2026

stinky french cock, call that smelly oui oui

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Puff 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @puffyapple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Like the last guy didn't even yell for me to let down my hair or anything he was just hastily stripping his armor off and being like "Oh no I hope the big curvaceous dragon doesn't eat me!"

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 26/09/2026

pov: me trying to take a piss at 3am

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 26/09/2026

these two bitches are just yapping about skyrim

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 25/09/2026

kiryu watching porn is so funny he looks like he's trying to enjoy the plot and also not kill himself

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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 25/09/2026

you got the power to be his friend

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emilia dot beer @emilia.beer · 25/09/2026

bears football is back baby

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R. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Homeless trans girl #mutualaid! All three teeth are savable but its urgent. insurance covers almost all, dental emergency. only uncovered cost is gum surgery, 300ish each 920 total. Add 150 for an unrelated filing fee, 1200 final goal. 100/1200 ko-fi.com/talonborne gofund.me/aa122e033 $robinvbelle