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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 4h

Iunno how many of you remember this episode, but this lady was the most liberal coded person king of the hill ever made

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 4h

Imma be real with you chief, if your only way to learn a lesson is at the expense of others you should be put down

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Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 4h

Cop: that’s the thing. You always have to be ready. You never know what that next call is going to be. You never know if it’ll be your last. Radio in background: 10-31 10-31 unknown assailant enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 14h

If you ever want to see people misunderstand what rehabilitation involves, this article and thread is a great example

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Playing pokemon gives you the ability to witness miracles happen against you

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Amid the Stars @amidthestarstours.com · 02/10/2026

Don't worry, that's not an astronaut lost in space, it's just an empty spacesuit. The suit was a decommissioned Russian spacesuit. It was dubbed Suitsat-1 and was pushed into orbit by the crew of the ISS in 2006. The suit orbited Earth for a few months before burning up in reentry. #Astronomy ⚛️🧪🛰️

A space suit floats away, well above the Earth

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Going into the bathroom and playing my laugh track as loud as possible

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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

new Eminem leaked lyrics: a to the b to the b to the c, my names Eminem, Eminem that's me, i hip and i hop and i just don't stop, and i make the music with my pal kid rock

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just as a heads up, if I see any rape apologea I'm blocking you, I actually don't care how long Ive known you, what your other opinions are, and who our mutual friends are.

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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 01/10/2026

Drug is a plant: oooo so natural and wholesome Drug is a powder: oh no hard drugs! Yucky! Drug is a pill: my doctor told me to take this teehee Drug is a liquid: ill drink to that! Drug is a gas can in my garage: stooop Zombuddy that's dangerous! You're going insane! Stop with discrimination

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Turning the other cheek by twerking

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Making love (creating the perfect grilled cheese)

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lawyer: Hey I got you an essay instead of prison time Rapists: oh wow I'm so lucky! Society: your life is now a prison from which death is the only escape

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I got too many ftm friends to be shitting on men

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Been to church a few times, and the only time I actually feel absolved of sin is when a cat sniffs my face and then licks my nose

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Downing my estrogen like a 5 hour titty shot

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ahh, a new main character of the day, bsky is healing

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When the cat tries to lick its own neck and makes the silliest faces as a result

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Lee-uh the Sufferin' Succubus @feistyfeminist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Angelo has fallen asleep under my desk chair with his head on a wheel. I hadn't scooted up yet. I am uncomfortable

angie the grey kitten asleep with his head on a chair wheel

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Waiting for my estrogen to arrive the way god intended, FedEx

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My girlfriend organically found a shirt inspired by me and surprised me by wearing it while I was in Seattle and I think that's neat

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Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 28/09/2026

Men need to pay more attention to women. Even “good” guys. I know this guy who makes a ton off the silk market and rescues animals in his spare time, truly wonderful person, but he didn’t even know that his wife was a fucking bird.

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry love, theres no sex. You're watching me climb ranked competitive

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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026

Me: I just feel like I'll never be enough so it's hard to put get the motivation to even try, you know? The copy of Turok Rage Wars I use as my therapist: ... Me: You're right, the Cerebral Bore was a cool weapon.

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guy: You know if you came you have to tell me, its the law Undercover cop: hahaha yeah of course I came babe

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if this guy said Daddy-o you wouldn't even question it. not a lot of people have that power

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me watching her try to make me cum while I'm on estrogen and ssris

Patrick Star looking absolutely diabolical. Pure evil in this stare. He loves suffering

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Average Person: Hey, we have to skip meals because grocery prices are killing us, any solutions? Obama:

Former president Obama says democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental "what the people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment"

This is the most "sense of pride an accomplishment" comments I've ever heard

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If he won't suck you off in the rain, he ain't the one sis move on

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If she can't do irreparable damage to my psyche I don't want her

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every day Gavin Newsom does some shit that proves he can't be trusted and every day liberals say these things are no big deal, proving they cant be trusted either

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026