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Brother Hyrum

@thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
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hello boys, pull up a cuck chair

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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
eyyyyyy, a facebook memory that isn't my dead cat 🥳
15 years ago i posted "me and Sidney Crosby!"me (on the left) and cardboard cut-out sidney crosby hawking dempsters bread
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
tiny black baby ladybug, you're welcome
a tiny little black baby ladybug sitting on my fuck-you finger knuckle
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
viva la revolución, google photos
little painted che & fidel figurines
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
all i strive for every day
"got my 10 likes for the say, we'll see y'all tomorrow"
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
8 years ago is where i'd like to be rn
a couple of raccoons eating cat kibble in my driveway
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so either i'm too old for shenanigans now or that was the worst movie i've ever seen, except for "hello boys, pull up a cuck-chair" g'bye empty movie theater
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
also also, i'm the only one in here
empty movie theater, other than meeee
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
now watching (by myself because my swiftie wife says it's "too low-brow")
SUPER TROOPERS 3 BABY!!
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
both my grade 12 lit teacher and my dad told me i'd never amount to anything but they're dead now and my clash of clans results are pretty fuckn decent so have fun burning in hell fellas
i'm in the worldwide top 1% of all clash of clans clan gamers
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
good morning from the wildfire-induced haze along the river
pink-colored sun rising over the mighty fraser river
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
abomination
kraft dinner cheesy ramen
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
leopoldaschenbrenneresque
paul reubens as prince gerhardt in 30 rock
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
good morning from the sphinx moth sitting on my car like he owns it
a western eyed sphinx moth, with markings on its wings that make it look like it has a big face to deter predators
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
something something the duality of man something
crossraven- for a lot of reasons, the first episode of season 4 of star trek: snw might be the worst episode of star trek ever and i'm not even talking about punching the dinosaur

ryan thomas riddle - watching the season 4 snw premiere again. so good!
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
oh boy, adventure time!
a text message from someone i don't know asking if i can come over tomorrow because the TV keeps flickering. i replied "sure, who is this and where are you?"
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
was not expecting that when i clicked the light switch and let out a little yip
a small-to-mediumish spider on the wall above the bedroom light switch
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
💯
baby yoda, a jewish white fellow: for swizzle, maybe one day you'll learn respect lol

me, also a jewish white fellow: you're so fuck'n white....
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
oh boy, have i!
a tiny little metallic aqua colored beetle
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"spreadsheet"
a handwritten list of digital star wars cards that i have for keeping and trading purposes
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
so #blessed to be alive at the same time as arby's
the arby's "meat&3" box meal, a beefy sammich + mozza sticks + fries + a drink, all for twelve bucks. heaven IS a place on earth and that place is arby's
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
why, is your therapist this guy?
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
good monday morning from the river morning
the morning sun reflected from the mighty fraser river, rocks and trees along the banks, a partially cloudy sky overhead. let's go have a day or something eh?
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
they gave me a dollar and a piece of candy, i'm supposed to spend the dollar and eat the candy before i go home or it's the hell of the upside-down sinners for me
a red and white envelope with chinese writing on it and the dollar coin and piece of candy that was inside
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
HEY EVERYONE IT'S MOUSECLEANING TIME AGAIN WOOOOOOOOO!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
already did 😑
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i just did!
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
little babyladybug with not the usual markings 😊
a teeny little ladybug sitting on the back of a cell phone with light brown dots on its  dark brown back
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
good morning i'm 58 morning
natasha lyonne in russian doll saying "the point is it's my birthday"
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
just gonna point out if you image-search "double fisting" without adding the word "beers" you're gonna get a big surprise 🙃
a guy drinking two beers, or double-fisting, at the same time.
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
yep, that's the stuff
four baby raccoons peering over a fence
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ok ok maybe tiktok's not a complete waste of time
tiktok notification that says "raccoons, a search picked for you"
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nothing spectacular, sorry 🤷‍♂️
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
but not out of your mouth
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
word of the day: nefarious

adjective: wicked, villainous, or heinously criminal

also pictured are a full moon, a witch, a black cat, and some bats
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
good morning from the river morning
the sun reflecting off of the mighty fraser river
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
so jealous, one of the gals at the office went to manning park on saturday and met about 20 of these guys
a ground squirrel sitting up while he's eating a peanut
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i got lots! 😃
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
emergency lights just kicked out.
it's very dark in the office
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
found it!!
english people be like pass the wet sauce please mum

fancy some wet sauce with your eel sarnie love 

i'm conkers for wet sauce i is
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
two minutes of zen, except for the construction noise sorry
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
bonne fête du canada tout le monde!
a white maple leaf against a red background with white fireworks explosions all around it. the words "happy canada day" are printed in red on the maple leaf
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
they didnt have the cups here so i got a krypto instead
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
homemade cream soda, anyone?
a toilet bowl full of foaming cleaning powder, hopefully in 10 minutes all i'll have to do is flush
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
just saw supergirl and the critics can eat my poo
it's plushy krypto!!!
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