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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can hear a beeping smoke alarm somewhere in the building. time to lose my mind.

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SENATOR: You’re on record as saying you had a sensible dinner. ME: That’s correct. SENATOR: But these photos show that you just smoked two cigarettes and drank a Dr. Pepper. ME: I consider that sensible. SENATOR: Mr. Chairman… CHAIRMAN WINSTON CAMEL: Sounds sensible to me.

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coworker wrote "handcock" instead of "hancock" lmao

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absolutely dire. I Like 3 songs on here, tolerate a couple more, and the rest is garbage

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I see digger reviews are divisive

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watching the Columbus Day episode of The Sopranos lmao

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sorry, Casey Kasem is playing football?

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there he is...the little beast himself

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elliot @electricbeef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the roar of the crowd, the punt of the ball... these are the things that every football fan hates

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saw an apache? helicopter while out and about

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elliot @electricbeef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

had a hip injury for a couple months now and finally went to ride my bike today... huge hole in my back tire. god damn it

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elliot @electricbeef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

95% certain the manager at that jiffy lube is a nazi lol

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elliot @electricbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(herzog voice) I am going to see the resident evil

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my cat loves baby carrots and as soon as I set down this empty bag he came over and laid on it

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get in the zone...the union zone

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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

so they used to have things in bars that would do something like this. does anyone know what I'm talking about

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Colour cycling and hi-res Amiga AGA landscapes: A clip from the Mark Ferrari art slideshow production from 2023.

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turns out there's a drain that is supposed to empty out in to a drip tray.......guess what the previous owner removed from the fridge (its the drip tray)

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fridge might have a leak...awesome

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there. are you people happy. is this what you want. STOP harassing me!

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my city needs to grow so artists stop here so I dont have to go to denver anymore

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bringing a banh mi to the job interview

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taking anything in to an interview except for a pen, notebook, and the like, is unthinkable to me lol

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my wife keeps forgetting her banana bread in the fridge!!!!!

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

being strong and having no opinion on the top 100 tv list. in fact? im not even looking at it

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... good morning

Chris Hansen dressed up as Robert Pattinson from that one meme in the kitchen, talking about how he's going to see the new Robert Pattinson film Primetime, where Pattinson is portraying Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 25/09/2026

im rowsdower...zap rowsdower

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Available now exclusively at Walmart, Hidden Valley has launched their pitch black SPOOKY RANCH dressing. The bottle glows-in-the-dark, with the bold black color coming from a mix of Fruit Juice and Cocoa. Hidden Valley's first ever limited holiday release.

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