Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialhaunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 50mmy boyfriend Jim Coffee 2211
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 1hThe revisionism happening in the office next to me is incredible 020
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 3hI did it again, better, im like a whole new person 👸 050
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialcaptpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I bet it's good 051
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialcaptpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wonder what photosynthesis feels like 151
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialorinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026pausa de coffee 0132
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cat gets so cuddly right when i need to get ready for work 😭 When we get to do our morning routine and then get back in bed she's like "oh hell ya" and i wish i could do that today 😭😭 061
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialSleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him 2958151367
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ok we gotta do something about the crushes. Unacceptable numbers. Someone needs to have some motion 050
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I try to do anything outside of eat-sleep-work and my body wants to wilt like a dehydrated fucking flower 040
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everyone should check out animated knots dot com 110
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am so tired of discourse cycles but also people still manage to be funny so when im online im just constantly both charmed and annoyed. 140
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026never skip leg day 131078179
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want to be at home, listening to cat snore 0102
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialbug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink 960001696
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Didnt realize thw doco we were going to is .... NEXT weekend. In my defense my friend bought the tickets and laid eyes on the date lol 130
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’m fucking strapped 1121038
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why are pictures of doe and fawns giving me baby fever. Just take me out back already 140
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialCatsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Btw, here's "Luceros y Penumbras", the largest pop-up book ever created, currently on view at the Los Angeles Central Library. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-T-... 1380130
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This perfume needs a salted pasta water note 140
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialLeigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think the loss of privacy for adults is the actual intention; they want all our movements linked to our state ID like most moral panics “the kids!” is a bad faith smokescreen for the encroachment the fascists desire 7372135
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.social⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026you should simply bring the silmarillion to a job interview 2374
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Getting excited about a mutual's post and realizing i already fav'd it. 050
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialorinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bringing malort to the job interview 46713
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialBelievelander Says Trans Rights @says-rights.northsky.social · 25/09/2026Can't believe they would do this at a job interview 765853
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialPerfect Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me on my way to a job interview 1286
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialCryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026some sort of exotic pickle might cure this ennui 1172
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The curse of ass: I think of a cute outfit for work. I put it on. I look in the mirror. I take it off lol. 150
Reposted by @captpen.bsky.socialHunky Kong @thepaleape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026everybody wants to bring back the golden horde but no one wants to learn how to fire a bow from horse back smdh 1173
captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Never any dates but a litttle cat who always rolls around with excitement whenever i come home 270
