Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026eyyyyyy, a facebook memory that isn't my dead cat 🥳 070
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i ain't fucking with you if you're strong enough to toss a horse grenade 110
Reposted by Brother HyrumSpooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Never counts almost always in handshoes and horse grenades 121
Reposted by Brother Hyrumelliot @electricbeef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026the peanut m&m is one of gods most perfect creations 0102
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026really gotta start paying attention to the dates when i'm shoppin 010
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026holyyyy shit, that shootout scene at the end was choreographed by helen keller. thirty years later rabbit still hasn't learned how to act. speaking of old men, they got REAL old. Markowski was trash. fucken disaster 110
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026my coleslaw expired four days ago all is lost 191
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026happy strange new worlds new episode day to all those who celebrate, i'm at work so i'll be watching it now 160
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026facebook sure does like to remind me about every dead cat i've ever owned 160
Reposted by Brother HyrumThe One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"6 likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 dicks in your ass 49022
Reposted by Brother Hyrumcaptpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What if i was a muskrat 0121
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026you could roundhouse kick skippy in the teeth bud! 000
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i saw it on monday night in an otherwise empty theater. three more stars than i woulda given it, i'm sorry 😬 110
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026mannnnnn, what that guy needs is a sock full of pennies 010
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026moonbase alpha??? you wanna get outta there before the explosion, not that earth is gonna be a picnic either 110
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026greg doesn't play the lottery, if we won the money wouldn't mean as much to me as him sitting there all by himself 260
Reposted by Brother Hyruman evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i wouldn't have to fight a dinosaur, they would all be my friends 14011
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026big promotion at work (i'm in charge of the lottery pool now) 170
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026if you want to consider adding pictures to the words i can send you magnum p.i. on dvd 110
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i mean imagine how shitty it was if i had to go see greg's fat face again and still said "ohhhhhhh k" 010
Reposted by Brother HyrumLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Lipstick but for your entire head. 391
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/08/202668 years old, time for your big dirt nap hoss 000
Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026💯* *says the guy who quit the new job after three months and went crawling back 120
